#daaaaad

[coyging]

[onewistotoro]

my favorite face award goes to this man.

[gnabrie]

11.08.19 | Angel di Maria goal vs Nimes (Mbappé assist)

[stephencolbertly]

Jon Stewart Ribs Stephen For His Recent Language

[apartment-mbti]

Hey, INTP mod. Is Nick Crompton your dad?

Is England my city? Yes and yes

[itsallavengers]

Tony Stark is the type of person who would meticulously research corny dad jokes on the internet just so he can recite them to Peter during Superhero Outings and embarrass him.

[outlcwing]

@tymptir​ said  :   ❝  there is goodness in the heart of every broken man.  ❞  from beric (   sleeping at last sentence starters  :  accepting  )

𝙸𝚃  𝙸𝚂  𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙲𝙸𝚂𝙴𝙻𝚈  𝙸𝙽  𝙼𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂  𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴  𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚂𝙴  𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂  𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚈  𝚃𝙾  𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙴𝚃  𝙱𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙲  𝚆𝙰𝚂  𝚈𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙶,  not  too  long  ago,  not  much  older  than  Anguy  himself.  he scrunches  up  his  nose  a  little,  while  a  grin  takes  form  on  his  mouth,  out  of  a  habit  he  can’t  shake  and  that  betrays  his  youth  even  more  than  the  beard  he  is  not  really  able  to  grow  on  his  face.  and  it’s  not  the  usual  prelude  to  a  jab,  it’s  quieter,  more  subdued  ——  there  is  no  follow  up  laugh,  see  ?   there  is  no  turning  around  to  check  if  one  of  the  others  is  backing  him  up  on  this.  it’s  a  weird  sort  of  feeling,  this  warmth  spreading  in  his  chest,  it  doesn’t  really  come  with  a  reason,  to  be  honest  :  the  truth  is,  this  is  as  familiar  as  laughing  at  one  of  the  absurd  stories  Thoros  likes  to  go  off  about,  the  sort  of  wise  stuff  he  has  come  to  expect  from  Beric  at  this  point. «  you  talkin’  about  yourself  ?   ‘cause  you’re  not.  »    okay,  he  slips  in  just  a  bit  of  teasing,  with  a  pause  right  here  at  the  end,  no  harm  in  that,  right  ?     «  broken,  I  mean.  »    Beric  is  the  closest  thing  to  a  hero,  to  him,  so  of  course  he  sees  things  as  he  wants  to,  and  not  as  they  truly  are.  he  doesn’t  see  the  cracks,  not  yet,  only  the  unrelenting  drive  and  his  impressive  score  against  death,  the  inspiring  words. 

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

Just once, I’d love it if my dad decided to actually answer my question instead of going for a stupid joke when I ask him things.

Me: *points at small brown loaf of bread excitedly* is that banana bread?

Dad: no it’s broccoli.

My bro: huh?

Me:

Me, in horror and disbelief: broccoli bread??!!?

My dad: yeah the neighbors made it and brought it over.

Me, again: BROCCOLI BREAD???!!!!???

My dad: yes this is obviously broccoli

My brother: I made that joke like five minutes ago it’s not funny

Me: !?!??? WHAT IS IT?!?????!!!??

My dad, laughing: it’s pumpkin bread

Me: *barely suppresses the urge to kill a man*