Why you married the BNHA boys and divorced them on your wedding night
Tags: Smut, crack, angst
Midoriya Izuku
He’s literally the sweetest little bean that you can’t wait to have a family with…but also tried to finger you while reading off of a website on google teaching people how to have sex with a woman AND it wrote ‘bite their clit gently’, he doesn’t know how gently he needs to be 😬😬😬😬
Bakugou Katsuki
He was hot and rich and sweet although he tries to hide how much he cared…then on your wedding night you planned to drink wine and have a good long love-making but he slept at 9 pm sharp and was snoring so loud the wine glasses broke 😐
Todoroki Shoto
He was the perfect guy any person would want and you were ecstatic on the day the two of you becomes a married couple…until the wedding night where he tells you there’s no way he’s having kids because of his childhood trauma and he wore three layers of protections just in case 😐
Kirishima Ejirou
He was the exact meaning of a gentleman and you felt like a real princess when you were marrying each other…skip to when the he’s slipping into you and activated his quirk to be ‘extra hard’; needless to say your cunt was bleeding and his cock was literally rock hard 😭😭
Kaminari Denki
You thought he was your soulmate, funny and just your best friend turned lover...later on while you were giving him a blowjob, he couldn’t stop making deez nuts jokes; like, you were actually thinking that you could be intimate on your first night but he CANNOT stop meme-ing and joking around that you told him you were going to get milk from the store (and never returned)
Iida Tenya
You loved an earnest and respectful man for yourself and lucky for you, he was the one...but little did you know he’s also one who read off of a guide book on how to have sex on your first times. And when you got a single step wrong, he’s lecturing you like a teacher but you held it off, until you were moaning for him to go faster and he decided to use his stupid recipro burst or something and rammed into you so hard your body hit the wall and you passed out, also leaving a huge crack on the wall.
Amajiki Tamaki
Another shy little bean that you fell in love with but it took him 8 years to finally propose because he was so shy but that’s fine...and you’re starting to think he doesn’t love you when he couldn’t get his dick hard because he was just too shy, he only got it hard after an hour and you’ve already fallen asleep. And you woke up to see him jerking off in front of your face at 2 am 😶.
Hawks - Takami Keigo
The process of arranging the whole wedding with the handsome hero was fun and all but after the wedding reception, you couldn't wait to have him all to yourself...until he got so excited and horny he forgot human language and chirped and tried to beak your face in the middle of the act until the end of it. You’re now traumatised and scream when you hear a bird.
Shigaraki Tomura
Girl, idek why you decided to marry his crusty ass but it’s a huge mistake...this virgin bastard literally tried choking you like he saw in porn and he forgot his quirk for a sec because a vag just felt so good and he dusted you. You died having a literal man child drooling on you with his dry af fingers on your neck 🤤🤪
Dabi
He told you his dad was Endeavour, number 1 hero, so you thought he was rich...and he deadass brought you to the back alley with rats as witness for your first night with him. He also smells like trash and tried to blame it on the back alley trashcans 🤮🤮
Aizawa Shota
One word, sexy majestic beast of a man and you thought you were lucky to get to be his wife...but you never notice how dedicated he was to his students and Eri until he had to change Eri’s diaper because she shitted her pants or something and had to bring his students back to the dorm when they sneaked out and were caught at 3 in the morning that he doesn’t even have time for you 😕
Genre: one-shots, fluff, humor, crack, college au, sfw, bnha imagines
Warnings: language, suggestive (idk lol?), chaotic (i warned ya)
A/n: I was about to post this together with the first part but didn’t have time to edit it. It’s my first time writing a Dabi one-shot so idk if he’s OOC or not. Hope you like this one!
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Today’s the time that you left school extremely late. You didn’t have a choice since you were the Glee club’s president—your classmates all voted you to be—so you and the other members of the organization had to stay up late and help decorate the gym for the fancy ball event that’ll be held this Friday. It was a bit dark when you left the schoolgrounds with your other members but they had to leave first because they were in a hurry.
Jiro—your vice president—offered to take you home before she left but you declined since your boyfriend always takes you home, himself. Jiro was reluctant to leave you alone since the sun’s already about to set, but you reassured her that your boyfriend’s coming so she could just go ahead.
So now, you’re alone in the parking lot as you waited for him. You were worried what’s taking Dabi so long. You even sent him a few chats asking him where he is. And him not being able to reply meant that he must be busy.
10 more minutes have passed but you kept waiting.
“Want a ride, babe?” an unfamiliar voice spoke behind you which startled you.
You shook your head as a reply. “No, thanks.”
“Come on. It’ll be dark soon. Don’t want you alone and scared here all by yourself.” He took a few steps near you. This guy seemed like a junior—so he’s one year older than you. Seeing his face made you realize that he’s one of the members of the football team but you just don’t know his name nor are you even interested to.
“Thanks, but I think I’ll be fine here on my own.” You forced a smile. You got a feeling that this guy isn’t taking no for an answer and you hated the fact that he’s kinda pushy and won’t leave you alone.
“You sure?” He took another few steps so he was now a bit nearer than before, which creeped you out.
“Def sure.”
“It’ll be wrong of me to leave you here all alone, y’know. So I suggest letting me take you home. I have my car parked right here.”
“I already said no. I can take care of myself. You can go.” You turned your back away from him as you pulled out your phone to try and contact your boyfriend again.
“I’m being a good guy here, babe. You sure you don’t want a ride? I don’t bite, I promise—” You really hated pushy guys the most. And the fact that it seems like this guy isn’t going anywhere and keeps advancing towards you is making you feel extremely creeped out. “—well unless you wanted me to.” He chuckled.
You were about to let out a snarky reply so he could leave you alone when a familiar voice beat you to it.
“The only thing she’ll be riding is me. Now get lost kid.”
You had your back turned from the owner of the familiar voice but you didn’t miss to sense the scary aura that the voice emitted. It feels like it was laced with poison or something.
“Oh—uh—Oops, I didn’t know you have a boyfriend. Sorry, I’ll go now.” The creepy guy almost bolted to run as both of you watched him walked towards his car—he even struggled a bit to insert his keys.
You turned to your boyfriend who now has his free hand resting gently—protectively—on your waist.
“Sorry I was late, doll. Had to do some errands.” He kissed the side of your head, still looking towards the guy who was now driving off. You didn’t have to be a psychic to sensed that he was giving sharp glares to the creepy guy who kept bothering you earlier. And the fact that the creepy guy almost looked white when he landed one more glance to your direction—was a dead give-away.
You playfully pinched your boyfriend’s sides that earned a yelp from him. “You skipped school again, didn’t you?”
“Hey—ow. That hurt.” He chuckled as he leaned away from your pinches, hand still on your waist. “I made sure to perfect the quiz before leaving, doll. So don’t worry.” He gave you a playful wink as you both started walking to where he parked his bike.
You snorted. Dabi’s one smart student. Yeah, a lot of people would view him as the bad boy because he smokes, has a lotta tattoos, and skips school. His dad being one of the school’s stakeholders, and him perfecting almost all his quizzes and exams are the only thing that’s keeping the dean from kicking him out of the school amidst all of his rule breaks.
“You still shouldn’t skip school.”
“Yeah, yeah, Mrs. Puff.” He teased.
“And it’s a good thing you didn’t smoke again.” You didn’t get a whiff of cigarette smell on him so he’s in the green. You don’t wanna be a controlling girlfriend but you’re just worried about his health.
Is worrying about your boyfriend’s health a sin?
“I told you, doll. No more cigarettes for me.”
“Don’t abruptly stop it!”
He got confused and chuckled. “You don’t want me to smoke but when I quit smoking you don’t want me to stop it?”
You rolled your eyes. “Don’t stop smoking abruptly or you’d get withdrawal symptoms!”
“Right, Miss nurse. Noted.” He winked for added effect.
You glared at your boyfriend. “And what was that earlier?”
“What do you mean?” He has this amused look in his face again like he always does.
You turned to him and crossed your arms, still walking towards Dabi’s bike. “That ‘the only thing she’ll be riding is me’,” you quoted.
He chuckled. “Get your head out of the gutter, doll. I meant my bike.” You both stopped walking when you arrived in front of where your boyfriend parked his motorcycle.
“Of course I knew you were referring to the bike!” You whined and he let out another one of his amused chuckles. You felt heat rising to your cheeks and was irritated at the same time because he was again trying to tease you like he always does.
“Don’t even let me get started on that ‘Now get lost, kid’, Dabi.”
He handed you a helmet which you received but was still fuming and embarrassed. “You’re just a year older than him and I’m a year younger than him! Wdym ‘kid’? Then you’re indirectly saying I’m a kid too.” your brows were furrowed.
You knew it was petty to try to start a fight with your boyfriend but the way he was letting out only amused looks and chuckles made your blood boil.
“Stop pouting and get on the bike already, sweetheart.” He grinned.
You grumbled but still got on the bike and wore the helmet that he handed you. “Cute. Now hold on tight—”
“Ta-ta-ta! Not so fast. Where’s your helmet?” you scolded. You hated the fact that he would ride his bike without helmet on. He drives like crazy most of the time—you know that he’s decreasing his speed when you’re riding with him which you think is so thoughtful even when he’d deny it—that’s why you always remind him to have an extra pair of helmet on.
“Left it at home. Don’t worry, I’ll drive slo—”
“We’re definitely not leaving not until you wear a helmet on.”
“Sweetheart—”
“Helmet.”
“I only brought the helmet you’re wearing—”
“Wear this then.” You were about to take the helmet off when he stopped you. “Definitely not.” He shook his head. “—plus it won’t fit me since it’s meant for your tiny head—”
You ignored his teasing. “Then wear the other one. You brought it didn’t you?” You get off the bike to try and search the trunk for the other helmet.
“Nope.” He said, fast as possible which seemed fishy.
“I knew you brought it. Wear it now so we could leave already, Dabi.”
“Babe—”
“Okay then. We’ll just sleep here in the parking lot and—”
He groaned. “You’re so stubborn, sweetheart. Fine, I’ll wear it.” He took out the other helmet from the trunk and wore it. He raised the glass covering his eyes and grumbled. “Happy now?”
“Yup!” You nodded and giggled, smiling in triumph and got on the bike again as you wrapped your arms around your boyfriend.
He stepped on the engine, and just before he drove off— “You look cute in that hello kitty helmet, baby.” Which earned you a groan from him. And before you even had time to say reply back with a witty remark—he already drove off.
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Plagiarism is a crime. Please don’t steal my work!
No cuz I jus know when Shiggy lets his guard down around the base Dabi will slowly slink over to him at the bar and sit down right next to him.
Shiggy side eyes him all, “What??”
Dabi just shrugs and is like “Nothin’.”, with said shit-eating grin on his face before snatching Father off of Shiggy.
Both men immediately launch out of their seats, Dabi running around howling like a maniac and laughing his ass off while Shigaraki runs like an animal after him, practically galloping with his bent posture from sitting at a computer all day doing incel shit.
But he’s fast tho, and at one point he catches up to Dabi, one man at each opposite side of the pool table.
“Give it back,” Shigaraki growls, hands twitching in an effort not to crumble the pool table and lunge towards him.
Dabi takes the severed hand and taps a grey finger against his chin as if thinking.
“Hmm... how about no?”
“You fucking asshole, I swear to god I’ll cut your pay if I don’t have that hand back on my face in 10 seconds.”
Dabi grins wider and raises the hand up to his lips, darting his tongue out and licking Father’s digits. Shigaraki’s eyes widen and he looks incredulously at his subordinate.
“Are you crazy? You-“
“-Relaxxxxx Mr. Boss Man, I just wanna know why you always have this hand on you. And why do you call it Father?”
The young leader exhales in frustration. “It doesn’t matter you idiot. Just give it here-“ he reaches a hand out, and Dabi jumps back a few paces, leering at his boss.
“Oh, I see. You want it all to yourself cuz you like having fun with it, huh? I mean why else would you keep this shit around?”
“What the hell are you talking about?” Shiggy snaps.
“Look, I get it, you’re undersexed. I don’t blame you, all you do is jack off to big titty goth girls on your little streams.” He spreads his hands and shrugs mockingly.
“That’s-how-what the fu-“ the pale man splutters indignantly, his face turning redder by the minute, much to Dabi’s glee. He has no idea why his employee is harassing him, or what he’s getting at. Sure, he might not be a Chad like Dabi is and pull in girl after girl, but who cares about that when milkers the size of watermelons are dangling in his face at night? Well, okay, not face but rather screen-but what difference does it make??
“So instead, you use Father over here to help you get off, y’know, your own little ride, or an extra helping hand for your liddle widdle-and Father turns into Dadddyyyy, am I right?”
Dabi strikes me as the kind of person to eat your leftovers and then tell you it tasted gross. Imagine this, you went out on a date with Hawks and of course you guys went to get Yakitori, so you end up with leftovers. You put it in the fridge and then go to work the next day but forgot to take the leftovers with you for lunch. Dabi is a gremlin when he's hungry, so when he sees your leftovers he just takes it. When you get home, the leftovers are the only thing on your mind, and when you open the fridge to claim your food, it's gone.
"Those Yakitori skewers tasted gross." He grunts while walking passed your stunned frame.
Summary:When you don't get your Hogwarts letter at 11, you spam Hogwarts with letters until they get pissed of and send you a human Dabi who thinks he is a house-elf. And he's always naked and hung. Crap.
Warnings: Dub-Con, Dubious Consent, R18, Minors DNI
Notes: I am so sorry but I saw this tiktok by @savs_creates where Dabi is a house-elf and I just couldn't stop myself.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMerqQ5Dc/
I thank @mangospams who is my greatest inspo when it comes to Yandere Dabi.
You had a house-elf. As a muggle. A house-elf. The size of a grown, human!, man with a sizeable…erm, well size. Not only his frame was decently sized but also his private parts, as you liked to call them in your mind when you happened to accidentally see them from the corner of your eyes when the brown bedsheets you had given the man? elf? once again did a terrible job at covering him.
Which you did not want to see since you were still unsure about his race. To be fair, you were unsure about a lot of things since you turned eleven. Up until your 11th birthday you were convinced that you would get a letter from Hogwarts, be declared a witch and go on a great many adventure with your new, magical friends in a school that was essentially a death trap for children. (They have a forbidden forest with giant spiders, that can and will eat you, unless you raised the og spider because you thought it was a cute pet!). The thought that Hogwarts was not real, merely a product of fiction, did not occur to you. And why would it, since quirks were real, why shouldn't magic be?
And so you waited for your letter, standing on the doormat of your home, looking for owls. But none came. But they had to! And so you waited. And waited. With the interruption of school, food and sleep. But not a single bird, not even a pigeon, dropped a letter with a red wax seal in front on your feet. But you never gave up hope, maybe they just got lost on their way?
You waited so long that you eventually turned twelve. Angry about this unreliability and with a feeling of betrayal, you decided to take matters into your own hands and write them a letter instead, ha! And so you did, every day, complaining about the fact that this magical institute had the audacity to not send you your magical letter! Heck, even an email would have been fine! Your parents tried to stop you at first but since you were somewhat decent at school, they let you keep your paper intense hobby. When you had sent your 6666thletter, way past your 18th birthday, you finally got an answer!
''Dear Ms. …,
We have received your thousands upon thousands of letters, demanding to be announced a witch and allowed into our school. However, we are glad to inform you that you are, through and through, a muggle. Usually we would ignore such profligate attempts at gaining something which you do not deserve but the amount of paper you have wasted for your letters poses a threat to the environment which muggle folk already treat with so much disrespect. Therefore, as a reimbursement, and a desperate attempt to get you to stop writing us, we will send you a human who thinks he is also a magical being without a trace of magic in his veins. In this case it is a human man who got hit with a confundus charm as a child and is convinced that he is a house-elf. When you finish reading this letter, you will find him standing in your kitchen, awaiting your orders.
Sincerely, the secretary of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.''
Wait, so Hogwarts is real? And you have a house-elf/human now? What? You drop the letter and rush into the kitchen to see a man, with white hair, piercing blue eyes and piercings on…anyway. You couldn't decide what was more confusing about the situation. The fact that he appeared out of nowhere, the fact that large parts of his body were burned or the fact that he was naked. You decided to accept this new version of reality by staring at him incredulously for a good five minutes, in which he did not blink once, staring back at you.
Since he didn't say anything and you started to feel a little drowsy from this… revelation, you decided to end the day early and go to sleep in your one-room apartment. Sadly, your apartment was too small to hide in another room, hoping that he would be gone, only a really weird dream, when you woke up and entered the living room the next morning. Sadly, your living room was also your bedroom and your kitchen and so you could only turn around and stare at the wall incredulously until you fell asleep. The next morning you woke up feeling surprisingly refreshed, since your apartment was always too cold to catch a good night's sleep. But somehow you felt really warm, as if you had shared the bed with another, very warm body.
…
Was that breathing you heard near your ear, right behind you? You turned around in a millisecond and went right back to incredulously staring at your house-elf-human. Holy shit, he was still there. And naked. And now he spoke, making it even harder to ignore his existence. ''Is master mad at Dabi? Should Dabi burn himself as punishment?'' He raised a hand and a very hot and very scary looking blue flame emerged from it. Great, so you had a crazy human who was convinced to be a house-elf with a fire quirk in your very small and very expensive apartment. Just great. You decided to pretend this was real. Maybe if you went along with it, he would be revealed to be a figment of your imagination and someone would send you to a mental hospital where live might be a bit more normal than this. ''N…n…no, please don't! I'm just confused, it's fine, you did nothing wrong.''
And so you had a human house-elf. You tried really hard to convince him that he wasn't an elf, but his believe in his magicalness was as unyielding as 11 year old you's. You decided to just treat him like a really confused roommate. Very, very confused. He kept standing or laying as close to you as possible, staring at you so hard you worried he would set you ablaze with his eyes. Those eyes…
They were always on you. If it wasn't such a weird situation, he might have been your type, though more ''normal'' in his speech patterns preferably. The scars didn't look ugly, just saddening when you wondered about the pain his quirk must have caught him. In order to give him and you more privacy, you gave him an old brown bedsheet as clothing since he refused anything that was new and without holes. He was actually quite helpful around the household, watching you doing daily chores and picking them up immediately the next day until all you had left to do yourself was work and grocery shopping.
He did however always manage to make you slightly uncomfortable with the way he would stare at you whenever he had nothing to do but you had to write a paper or watch a cat video. And he was absolutely horrible when he interacted with other people, other men to be exact. One time, when you forgot to tell him to hide under the blanket when the doorbell rang, the delivery man had been visible from the kitchen unit and he stared at him, an eerie smile on his face, and a blue flame in one hand. You decided to push the delivery man out of his view, grabbed the package and slammed the door shut. After that you had a serious discussion about ''politeness'' with Dabi and he just kept insisting that ''Master doesn't need anyone else, only Dabi''.
You tried to talk him out of this worldview, but every time you even remotely disagreed with him, the room suddenly got very hot and smoke poured out of his ears and you decided to drop it. Maybe you should get a post office box instead.
From that day on everything seemed mostly fine, until you came home from work, very exhausted, with a sore neck. You yawned a lot more than usual when you tapped away on your phone and stretched your arms and moved your head around in a desperate attempt to ease the pain. Suddenly, two very warm hands found their way on your shoulders and a very hard and apparently large cock pressed into you from behind.
You gasped in shock, your breath stopping. Soft, white hair tickled your neck when your ''house-elf'' whispered into your ear: ''Does master need help relaxing? Dabi saw some of those massage videos master always watches at night on her phone. The humans in the videos look very calm after the massage.''
Your eyes widened in realization and horror, your ''house-elf'' had found your browser history. Great…
You tried to wriggle free from his hold, but only managed to rub your ass into his hard, and pierced, member, making the ''house-elf'' groan softly. The deep noise made your legs quiver and pulled a pathetic whimper from your lips. To your own shame, the most recent ''massage video'' you saw came to your mind and you wondered if he would really go this far. Before you could form another coherent thought, he let go of you to grab a glass of coconut oil from the fridge, melting it's content in his hands.
Then, his oily hands wandered, one under your shirt to softly massage your left nipple and make you whimper, the other under your waistband, inside your panties, to softly rub at your clit. Apparently, he had seen one of the more ''romantic'' videos, because you also felt his lips press soft kisses all over your neck and collarbone. Maybe he was really a magical creature, since the way he played with your admittedly very single body wiped all coherent thought from your mind. He kept rubbing and rubbing your clit until you came with a very embarrassing, very high-pitched moan.
''Don't worry master, Dabi will make you feel even better''. Before you could really grasp what he meant, something warm, hard and big was slowly pressed into your now soaked pussy. An even bigger, even more pathetic whimper left your lips. At your very audible reaction to his actions your ''house-elf'' stilled inside you once he bottomed out and laid his chin on your shoulder, looking at you with the widest eyes you ever saw on him. ''Is Master in pain?''.
You shook your head, bit down on your lip, and realized that you desperately needed him to pound you against the kitchen counter. ''I'm…I'm fine, please just move''. The desperation was very audible in your voice and the look of concern disappeared from Dabi's face. Instead, he licked your ear and whispered:'' Only if you Master admits that master belongs to Dabi''.
''W…what?!''
''Say it or Dabi will burn the next man that tries to sneak into master's home with a package.''
''O..ok, whatever. Master belongs to Dabi''.
The reaction where a dark chuckle and a kiss to your ear before he pulled out of you completely to thrust back in. When you didn't protest and your moans only grew in volume, his hands wandered and he started to squeeze each breast with a very large and warm hand. For the second time that night you wondered whether he actually was magical, since this felt like a very ''magical'' experience. Definitely fantastic with the way the various piercings battered into your g-spot and your clit, making you moan and whine just as loud as the women in your ''massage videos''. When Dabi saw your head fall back on his shoulder and your tongue roll out, he decided to make sure that everyone could see you were his and bit down on your neck, hard. You yowled out in pain but he compensated for it by rubbing your clit and thrusting so hard that you came on his cock half a minute later. The sensation of your walls squeezing him tightly and your cute whines also pushed him over the edge and you could feel his warm seed trickle out of you once he slowly retreated.
The house-human picked you up and held you bridal style in his arms before you could collapse. You still groaned softly from the overstimulation and he carried you to your very small shared bed. After carefully tucking you into bed and pulling you into his naked chest, he softly pushed your hair out of your face and gave you a number of soft kisses all over you face, on your nose, cheeks and mouth.
Before you managed to fall asleep, completely exhausted, you could hear him whisper into your hair after kissing your head:
''Now Master is Dabi's mate. I love you master, but if I ever see another man at the door I will turn him into a pile of ash''.
i'm bored af and have zero energy (for some fandoms) so i thought it would be a good idea to present you bnha/aot/naruto characters (that i like or don't hate that much) as emojis and aesthetic (more music). sooo this is part 1 and maybe i'll make more. who knows.
a n y w a y
academy of the heroes
dabee: 😶 ; ✌️ 🤙 ; 👁👁 ( tf is happening to this?) ; 💔 (he really needs a hug); 💯 ; 💢 ; ✨ ; 🐍
and i will give him a grunge vibe bc i made 3 moodboards for him in this style and i think he would like nirvana. but also pheobe bridgers. and rammstein.
zawa (bc you know what): 🐱 ; 👁 ; 🤏 (this close to quitting his jobs); 😴 ; 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ ; 💃 ; 🪐
his aesthetic is 'going to a local shop for some coffee in his pyjamas' bc i said so (maybe lo-fi music but more like portishead)
a bird a plane no........ a complex character with grey morals: 🍃🍃🍃 ; 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥 ; 🥀🥀 ; 🐦 ; 🤳🤳 ; 🥴🥴 ; 😏 ; 😇👿 ; 👄👄👄
,,,,, mitski and gorillaz and wearing martens but dirty martens.
class president with the best hand gesture: 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 ; 🦵🦵🦵🦵 ; 👨🎓👨🎓👨🎓👨🎓 ; 👨🏫👨🏫 ; 🦕🦕 ; 🦆🦆 ; 🌪🌪🌪 ; 🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️ ; 🚴🚴 ; 🏊🏊🏊 ; 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 ; 🛴🛴🛴🛴
classical music like beethoven or mozart or chopin or vivaldi or,,,, you know he knows all of them (sadly i don't)
and this is it. i hope you enjoy this weird post but it was fun to make. don't forget to subscribe and like and hit the ring (how is this called in english?)
Shiggy x f!reader / Dabi x f!reader / Kacchan x f!reader DRABBLE
I got this idea yesterday while kayaking down a river for four hours, in the rain. Full intention was to work on my other on going “I’m yours if you command me” while relaxing on the kayak- BUT THANKS RAIN.
Warnings: swearing, some dirty talk/intentions. fluff! ☁️
Shiggy ☠️
Dazzling lights and victory sounds emerged out from the small TV on the floor as the whiteish blue haired male throws his controller across the room alongside a slew of colorful vocabulary. You jumped up from your crossed leg position that was on floor infront of the TV, and started squirm around in excitement.
“Oh common, Shiggy... I promise the date I pick won’t be that bad. Besides, you know what comes after a date.” You sing song at him, trying to take some of the pain of losing off.
Earlier in the day, you and your boyfriend placed a bet that if you won in a match of best 2/3 he would agree to finally going on a date. You have been dating for six months now, and could never go on a real date. Being the fact that you and your boyfriend were wanted villains of the LOV, dates were just not an option. It’s why shigaraki Tomura never agreed to one, it was just too dangerous for the both of you. But after enough nagging and probably just to get you to shut up- he proposed the bet.
Falling down to your boyfriends lap, you ignore his sore loser antics of trying to push you off as you continue to hug him around his neck. “What the hell are you having me do?” Tomura grumbled still trying to weasel himself out from your grip. Pulling your face out of the nook of his neck, you look him straight on with a devilish grin.
“We are going kayaking.”
“No fucking way. I don’t do water. I don’t do anything that doesn’t have an outlet. And most of all, if someone recognized us, we couldn’t run away! Try again, little one”
“That’s why were stealing kayaks and sneaking in at night! No one is allowed on the river past 10pm. It’s perfect!”
Tomura continues his look of anger and disappointment at your stupid idea. Really questioning himself as to why he loves you or your idiotic ideas.
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You don’t know how you managed to actually get Tomura on the kayak, drifting down the river. Tomura was in the front and you were the back doing all the paddling. There was no way he was going to help in any of this, since it was all your idea. As you slowly paddle down the river, taking breaks to just let the river carry you both. You watch as your boyfriend ignores the whole beautiful scenery and refreshing air to play games on him cellphone. Any other relationship, you probably would have been pissed off in this situation. But with Tomura, you’re really proud of him for even being on the river at all.
You lift up the paddles and place them in the holding straps behind you as the river opened up into large standing water. You move up to your boyfriends back, and draped your arms around his body. You could feel him flinch a bit from the surprise, or the fact the kayak was rocking from all the movement. Tomura pauses his game and slips his phone into the front pocket of him tight jeans, letting out a long dramatic sigh. Finally looking up from his phone all he sees in vast water and nobody around. The air was refreshing and the silence was comforting. The moon provided just enough light to highlight both of your beautiful features, but gave enough protection from anyone seeing the two of you. Tomura carefully turned around his body so you were both facing each other.
“Fine... this wasn’t such a terrible idea. I still hate it. But I hate it less than I would have thought” admitting his defeat as he pulls you into his body. You hummed happily into his shoulder.
“I’m just happy to finally be alone with you and not having to worry about the others, heros, or where to run next.” You spoke as you gently pushed Tomura onto his back, resting your head on his chest. You both could feel the water rocking you ever so slightly. The sound of the water sloshing against the plastic of the kayak. It was relaxing enough you felt your eyes get heavy as you started to drift off into the comfort. That was, until you felt Tomura reaching down to his pants and starting to unzip his jeans and freeing himself of clothing.
“TOMURA!”
“What!? This is how I show my love!”
/end
Dabi 🍆
Your boyfriend of one year always entertained your ideas, as long as it wouldn’t get him spotted or put you in danger, he was down. Dabi, your black haired, heavily scarred and pierced boyfriend was smart about these things. Don’t go to jail. Don’t agree to something where you could get hurt. Get sex in the end. Perfect. But after following you into a heavily wooded area for over an hour to finally land at a sandy beach with a double person kayak resting on the bank- Dabi instantly turns around and starts walking back.
“Wait!”
“Not happening doll, I don’t care what kind of freaky shit I get at the end of this. I’m going back.” Dabi’s voice was stern as you watched the back of him move further away.
“Ugh. I’ll wear that stupid thing you bought and we can finally try anal” you hear Dabi’s heals turn around in the mud and sticks walking back your way. He kicks off his boots and throws off his jacket, leaving it on the sand as he pulls you on the arm practically throwing your body into the plastic boat.
“You get an hour.”
Content with this agreement, you push the kayak off the beach and start drifting off into the river. Dabi does all the paddling while you lay your head into his lap, taking in his scent, the moonlight above you, the crisp air. You felt at peace, full of happiness and love.
After finally paddling to a more open area, Dabi stops and falls back, lifting his arms behind his head. He watches the stars above him flicker, thinking of how much he loves you. You move your body up, so your lips are able to place gentle kisses along his neck and jaw. Dabi drops one of his hands on your cheek and pulls your face close to his. He stares at you with eyes full of love, you couldn’t help but blush at his beauty.
“Suck my dick and I’ll give you another hour”
....never mind. He’s a disgusting human.
/end
Katsuki 💥
You and your best friend, Ochaco have been planning this double date for over a week now. Both sets of couples would start off with lunch on the beach, then go kayaking after. Once everyone finished their packed bentos, your boyfriend of three years gets up to drag both kayaks near the water.
“Get in the damn kayak, Y/N.” Bakugo Katsuki huffed and started storming your way. He picks you up princess style and swifts you off to the plastic orange and black kayak.
“Kacchan! Wa-Wait for us!” The green haired boyfriend of your friends calls out. Frantically packing up the bento boxes and cleaning up the area.
“Not happening, you damn Deku! I’m not spending the rest of this stupid date having to look at your pathetic ass!” Katsuki blasted explosions behind him several times, making the kayak fly into the water leaving enough distance between you and your friends where you could no longer see their faces. You grip onto the kayak with your head down, trying to not be tossed into the water. Finally the blasting noises from your boyfriends palms stops and you look up to see your easily a mile away from shore.
“We’re so far away! Why did you do that!?” Your boyfriend rebuttals with a growl, pulling you into his shiftless body to shut you up.
“I was sick of that damn nerd, I wanted to be alone with you. Is that a fucking problem!?” Katsuki turns away to hide how his face grew more red. The sun was covering you both in warmth. The water sparkles under the rays and swayed slightly in the wind. You both remained silent as you held each other close. Katsuki brushes his fingers through your hair, trailing with soft scratches on your scalp. Eventually you both started talking about graduating soon, and plans of moving in together after graduation. That was all your boyfriends idea saying “it will save money”, but you knew it was just because he couldn’t be away from your side. After almost an hour of relaxation, you stayed like this until you feel Katsuki grip the side of the kayak, creating snapping sounds from the plastic under the force of his strength.
“What’s wrong, ‘suki?”
“Deku....” your boyfriends growled as he looks at you friend and her boyfriend paddling up to your kayak.
“We finally found you! Why did you have to leave us behind like that, Kacchan?” Deku said with a nervous smile painted on his face, rowing up next to your kayak. Your boyfriend was fuming, the fact Deku ruined such a moment between him and his love, you could see smoke emitting from him palms, leaving scorch marks on the plastic.
“Y/N... hold on...” Katsuki warned as he grabs the paddles and started moving the kayak as fast as he could without his quirk. He was moving so fast, the wind in your hair was making it dance all around. Behind the hair in your eyes, you see your friends racing up to your own kayak moving at incredible speeds. Green lightning sparks around Dekus arms giving him even more incredible speed, finally surpassing your own kayak. You knew where this was going and placed your palms over your ears as your boyfriend emits explosions to race the other kayak. You pass Ochaco as she gives a soft wave goodbye as you fly a head of them. All she could see was the look of utter disappointment on your face. A loud evil laugh burts out of your boyfriend the more distance grew between the two. So much for a fun relaxing date...
Hey, lovebugs! Another short crack idea hit me about Dabi dealing with a drunk reader. She is based on me according to what my best friend told me about myself the one time that I actually was drunk. (I drank three bottles of three different whiskeys because I was in pain from a septum clicker piercing getting stuck in my nose and I highly suggest not doing that xD) Usually, I can handle my liquor extremely well, but that night I was just gone. Apparently, I really liked her boobs and was completely honest about it. LOL. I just wanted to give ya’ll some shits and giggles honestly. I hope you like it and I hope you laugh way too hard!
Warnings: This is a complete crack, Dabi gets groped but not how you’re probably thinking xD, slight NSFW
“...Are you ok?” came Dabi’s voice from where he leaned against the brick wall outside of the bar. “Hnnn...” you sneered prettily. “I’m wonderful, baby. Just a little tuckered.”
“Y’know for some reason, I don’t really believe you doll-face.” he chuckled as your body squished into his tall, lanky build in a tight embrace. “Mm, believe it. Hey, guess what?”
“Hmmm?” he drawled, already beginning to stumble back to your apartment slowly with you in his side. He’d never seen you drunken before in over the ten years he’d known and dated you. You nuzzled into his chest and cupped him with a heated hand, causing him to freeze in utter shock. “Wow, it’s so squishy. I love your dick. You’d look really weird if your package was any bigger or smaller. It’s so perfect for you.”
A surprisingly loud bark of laughter erupted from the male’s chest and all heat that had begun to pool in him ebbed away. “What in the hell? Uh, thanks, I guess baby doll?”
“Mmhm~ You’re so welcome, sexy.” He managed to get you through the door slowly before he pulled you to lay with him, cuddled deeply into his chest. You were already dozing and boy, was he going to tease you and give you a hard time tomorrow.
“Pfft, crazy woman.” He’d probably try to get you drunk again later, just to see what other kinds of shenanigans would happen and see what else he could tease you about.
