Zeus, about little Thor: How do you keep him from running away when you take him out of the house?
Odin: He likes me. He doesn't want to run away.
Zeus: Really?
Odin: Has Hephaestus ran away before?
Zeus: Yes. I make him wear one of those toddler backpacks that have a leash attached to them.
Odin: Isn't he seventeen?
Zeus: Irrelevant.











