Oct 25, 2024
Wepwawet: how do you spell "orange"?
Anubis: fruit or colour?
Set: *genuinely thinking*
Nephthys: I've married and raised idiots
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Wepwawet: how do you spell "orange"?
Anubis: fruit or colour?
Set: *genuinely thinking*
Nephthys: I've married and raised idiots
Nephthys: You have to tone down your flirting in front of the kids. Set: Why? It's good for them to see we like each other. Wepawet, 2 yrs old: [runs into the room, slaps Nephthys on the butt] DAT ASS! Set: Set: Yeah, ok.
Set: I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad. Right, Anubis?
Anubis: Please stop talking.
Nephthys: You’re grounded for… till college!
Kid Anubis: FOR TILL COLLEGE?
Set: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
Set: here, a nice cup of coffee!
Anubis : this is terrible.
Set: a cup of coffee.
Anubis : I'm not sure this is even coffee.
Set: a cup.
Anubis: it's a bowl.
Set: a.
Little Anubis: *pretending to have an ice-gun* Zap! You're frozen! Set: I don't have time to play right now. Nephthys: Take out the trash. Set: Can't. I'm frozen.
Nephthys: Anubis got into a fight. Set: That's bad. Set: Set: Did he win?
Isis: So how’s parenting going?
Nephthys: He’s the light of my life
Set: [from the next room] A light that never turns off!
Nephthys: He’s still getting used to it
Baby Anubis: [screams]
Set: [screams back]