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my dad, taking one look at TBP album cover: ah, micheal romanoff, black widow’s brother

me: I cannot even begin to explain where you went wrong

my dad: in russian, he is called mickel romanoff

me: there is a micheal in the band, but I think he’s more commonly known as mikey way

me: and I think the proper russian of romanoff is romanova

Dad: and he is the white spider

me: there is a album cover with a white spider on it

dad: ah, see! connected.

me: wait

dad: silence, don’t question your father

Sister to my dad "do you know who Hank Green is?"

My dad " Is he some sort of country singer ?"

so this happened at dinner tonight...

my dad: the only reason i don’t have superpowers is because i’m too weak to sacrifice my children to satan.

me, devoid of emotion: please sacrifice your children to satan.

Dad: Omgosh there's a scratch!! It's bleeding!

Me: what what!

*runs out of room to living room* *panic*

Me: what happened to him?

Dad: look your dog scratched me

Me:oh phew,I thought something happened to the dog.

Me: okay :)

Dad: what does ':)' mean?

Me: it's a smile emoji

Dad: what?

Dad: so I've been thinking

Me: yeah?

Dad: if you got two twins and put one in an Asian country for ten years and left the other one here

Me:....

Dad: and you measured them

Me:

Dad: would the one that only ate Asian be shorter?

Me: What.

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