✯the only time ill open up is when im firing ✯

♡ Call me Muddi ♡ it/it’s ♡ 23 ♡ 💸📲 $muddigutz

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 02/11/2017 5:37:29 PM.

[lovergirlmp3]

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[gursevraq]

im curious what's everyone's First favorite song that u remember having? like the song u ask ur mom to play when ur a child in the backseat of ur car

the first one I can think of is Galileo by the Indigo Girls

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m sure this opinion will get me killed for some reason but it’s wild how almond milk seems to be the dominant alternative milk when it tastes like nut based cerebrospinal fluid meanwhile Oat Milk is right there being sexy and thick and delicious

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“um actually oat milk has more sugar and oils” and thats why its yummier than almond flop

[the-weeperrrrrrr]

Mutual hangout idea we all take an autism test and tell each other the % in the tags

[the-tree-line]

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

[the-tree-line]

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

[pukicho]

No one wants to admit it so I will. I think war sucks.

[pen-pineapple-frapple-pen]

frapple approved

[pukicho]

Who the fuck is this guy!!!!

[despazito]

Crazy shit goes down in South America

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

Source

[kushblazer666]

[hms-no-fun]

yeah well i had access to dozens of flash games that let me put hamsters in various kitchen appliances and murder them slowly while they begged for mercy and this was played for humor. my mom and i fucked with the microwave one together when i was a kid and we thought it was hilarious. i'm less worried about the contents of individual roblox games and more worried about the gambling habits that roblox as a platform is explicitly designed to instill in children.

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[kimiko24]

Wolves in West Yellowstone, Montana [x]

[jetix]

Cypress wood carvings by Mitsuko Taira

[starbear36768]

[deancasbabyy]

since it’s midnight here already, happy november 5th, can’t believe it’s already been 5 years