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I was watching learn to fly on the tv and my dad came in and said ‘Taylor makes a pretty attractive woman’
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I was watching learn to fly on the tv and my dad came in and said ‘Taylor makes a pretty attractive woman’
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What fictional doctor do you wish was your doctor?
She's not technically a dr but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Lucy Pevensie with her healing cordial from Father Christmas. I don't want it for me. I just need to borrow it really quick for my Dad.
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I was watching the qualifying highlights and the Dutch commentator said "oh but there he [max] makes a mistake!" and my dad (who never watches F1) just yelled "MAX, OUR MAX, A MISTAKE!? NO WAY HE'S PERFECT, an angel"
All I see is pissed mom and 'yikes' dad energy
My dad on Rizzoli and Isles: "they're always talking about how they need a man, but if any man comes close they run him right off! I don't think either of them needs a man at all."
I've never seen the show but I know it's gay and so does my dad. Good stuff.
my dad rewatching the timeless children: they [the doctor and the master] must’ve been lovers at some point
the difference between dad and dad's wife
Me when I arrived at dad's place: Okay, I'll try to ensure you don't come home to find it all burned down.
Dad's wife when I said that: DON'T SAY THAT!
Me texting dad today: So far, everything lives and nothing is on fire.
Dad: V. good.
Every Christmas I ever had.
Baby: gah?! Mom: I’m gonna buy literally every cute baby thing I see regardless. Dad: …uh….here’s money for diapers. Child: I wan toys n candy Mom: I will buy 10 mom approved toys based on what I think you like. Dad: Here’s some hand-me-downs. Adolescent: IWANTTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISANDTHISAN- Mom: I bought you 5 toys vaguely from the same brand, and some ugly socks. Dad: Here is some art supplies, go nuts. Preteen: There’s this thing I want and everyone has one, if you love me, get it. Mom: That’s expensive, here is the crappy off brand one, plus an ugly sweater. Dad: And here is your very own TV. Teen: Here is an actual list of things I want, with pictures and coupons. Mom: You don’t need that, here are things you need, and more ugly clothing. Dad: I got you that thing you wanted. Late Teen: Alright just..get me a gift card for the stores I go to. Mom: Here is a gift card to the place I expect you to go shopping at. Plus socks. Dad: Here’s the gift card you asked for, and a family heirloom. Hold onto it. Adult: JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!! Mom: OMG why don’t you ever ask for anything anymore, ask and i’ll buy it. Dad: Here’s 50$ Also let’s go shopping to get you new furniture.
SHOPPING FOR THE PARENTS
Offspring: What you want for Christmas? Mom: Oh you don’t have to get me anything, but I want this thingamabob. Dad: Home Depot Gift Card