#dad kenma

[queer-obsession]

If Kenma has a baby, he 1000% baby-wears everywhere. His child is his ride or die accessory.

Kenma hates strollers. Do you know how hard those things are to open and close??? Take out of cars and on trains?? Maneuver them over stairs?? Yeah, fuck that.

Carrying the baby around in car seat will hurt his arms and being out for hours and holding the baby in his arms will also give him arm cramps.

Solution? Strap on that carrier and wear that bitch (affectionately).

It's literally the easiest option and most practical, especially for quick outings. It also leaves your hands free?? Like, bro can walk around with the baby on his chest while playing a game on his phone. He doesn't have to worry about accidentally running the stroller into a lamppost cause he was distracted.

He has no idea why more people don't do it. He honestly thinks men who don't do it because it's embarrassing or not "masculine" are just stupid as fuck cause they are making their lives so much harder for no reason lmaoo.

Maybe 15 year old Kenma who dyed his hair after Yamamoto said he looked like Sadako would care. But, grown ass man Kenma? CEO, professional gamer, streamer, rich boy Kenma? Kenma with a partner and child? Bro does not give a fuck. He losses so much sleep over this baby, you think he's gonna lose more of his own personal time cause he's busy fucking with a stroller? Nope, and anyone who chooses others is just dumb in his mind.

Others might judge him for baby-wearing so often, but he is judging everyone else for not 😭 He's lowkey clowning them in his mind for being dumbasses

[honeystwiggypeach]

BESTIE imagine being with kenma and once his mother meets reader she absolutly loves and adores her 😭😭

Listen bestie I’m a sucker for meeting the parents fics , like hello how adorable is that???? Anyhow going down the route that you and kenma didn’t meet until he’s older and what if I slip in single dad kenma🤨

Ok so you and kenma def meet at like some cute little cat cafe his daughter had been heavily interested in and obviously being the outgoing and energetic little two year old she is she came babbling right up to you before her dad came to scoop her up apologizing profusely for her and you just had the softest smile telling him it was more then alright that you’d worked in a day care.

He smiled telling you it wouldn’t be king before he’d have to enroll her in a day care and before he knew it you were scrawling down your number telling him to call you.

Now however, you’re far past the first phone call actually you’ve got the precious toddler on your hip as you stand beside him on his mother’s porch as you swear as much as he keeps telling you that she’s going to be overjoyed to see you, you however weren’t so sure she would be.

I mean what if he was a mama’s boy?? What if she just wouldn’t like you?

He squeezes you hand softly and before you know it his mother is pulling the door open.

“I’ve heard so much about you darling, how’s he treating you?” Her smile is warm much like her son and you can almost immediately tell that she does not in fact resent you.

“Well” you respond, “he’s really good to me and this cutie” you give the toddler the slightest tickle and she’s giggling like a mad man, his mother smiles she can’t imagine he’d be better with anyone else, she’s never seen her boy this happy and you make her beloved granddaughter happy as well.

Anywho…def not what you asked for but I’m a sucker for dad kenma😞

[queer-obsession]

Characters that would only have kids from unplanned pregnancies:

Kenma Kozume:

He definitely never has and never will plan for kids. It's just never something he thought about seriously and being a father was never something he had an overwhelming desire to be.

However, he's lazy. He's already running a company and streaming so other times he just wants to be lazy.

Add in the fact that I headcannon that he has a lower sex drive and is on the ace spectrum (the two are not one in the same coming from someone who's on the ace spectrum) when he's in the mood he takes advantage of it.

So if you guys are in the thick of it and the condoms are in the other room or your out he's not about to go get some or stop unless you're very insistent.

Also you definitely asked him to go buy a box of condoms on his way home and he just didn't feel like it.

Anyway, you guys go without condoms a few times cause no way your gonna get pregnant after three rounds without.

Except you do.

When you tell him man just buffers for a moment like 😐 but he probably comes around the quickest. At first he's worried because he has trouble taking care of himself but if he can manage all his work he can manage a baby...right? Your already knocked up not like he can change it.

He ends loving your kid and being a dad. You might even be able to convince him to have a second, but afterwards he's not making the same mistake again.

My man books a vasectomy after.

Shouta Aizawa:

He already deals with a bunch of kids on the daily and he's a hero. So, kids were never in the cards for him as far as he was concerned.

However, like Kenma he has a lower sex drive and is on the ace spectrum. So, sometimes he's not even aware if your out of condoms or where you guys last put them.

So if you guys are in the middle of it and can't find the condoms your both like whatever it's just once.

But in a classic fan fic moment you get knocked up from having sex once without a condom.

At first Aizawa has a moment were he's like of course this happens to me. Then he's kinda quite and contemplates how the fuck he's gonna make it work, but he gets his shit together and makes it work.

He loves being a dad and works hard to do his best.

But, he's not having another one. He loves his kid, but he definitely gets a vasectomy before their first birthday.

Shoto Todoroki:

He would never willingly continue the Todoroki bloodline.

Like the other two he's on the ace spectrum. It's not really relevant but I wanted to mention it.

However, this man loves creampies. So, if you're out of condoms he'd purposefully not buy them for a couple days.

Not like one weekend of unprotected sex is gonna get you pregnant right?

Wrong, he knocks you up.

He freaks out the most. He has daddy and mommy issues so he never had a good example. He has a pessimistic, this child is doomed mentality. He probably stays somewhere else for awhile to figure his shit out.

It takes him a while to come around and he honestly doesn't fully until your kid is born. He sees and holds your kid for the first time and just has this moment.

He loves and adores your kid and now that he has the one you could definitely get him to have more. He loves being a dad even though he never thought he would be one.

Just some thoughts that invaded me. I saw an old show, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, on Hulu. It's basically this teenager goes to band camp her summer before high school, has sex once, and gets pregnant. This got me thinking about accidental pregnancies and now we're here. I don't think these characters would ever plan to have kids and probably never had an overwhelming desire to be dads. But, they're the types to think an accidental pregnancy would never happen to them, would go without condoms, and then knock you up.

them ^

[honeystwiggypeach]

Baby’s first snow!

Kenma x reader!

Kenma and reader have been together for eight years and are married and have a two year old daughter!

Also this is like the second winter/Christmas themed writing I’ve posted this week…there will probably be more Christmas/winter themed writings before the year finishes(not guaranteed I just really love winter and fall)

You and Kenma had been together for around eight years which sounds like a long time because the two of you counted your years of high school dating as a couple.

Anyways the two of you have a two year old daughter named Yuna. The past two years you had both spent with your parents who lived in warmer climates meaning they rarely got snow for Christmas, and by the time you would get back home all the snow would have been melted.

With this being said, Yuna has never seen snow before blissfully unaware of the icy crystals that come with the colder season.

Both you and Kenma had agreed that this year you would just celebrate at home, since the snow was scheduled to start the day the two of you would usually head out, and neither of you were really experienced drivers in snow.

So it’s a couple of days before Christmas and you’ve gotten a call to go in to your office, at first you hesitated and they offered to have a co worker pick you up so there was no way around it, and you reluctantly agreed leaving Yuna with Kenma.

After an hour or so the snow had really began to stick, and it began to build up and the once yellowish grass was quickly coated in the cold white powdery substance.

“PAPA!” Kenma hears his daughter squeal as she presses her chubby cheeks to the cold glass window.

“Hmm?” He hums quietly walking to stand behind her.

“Do you want to see the snow?” He asks and she nods quickly going to grab her coat like she has been doing for the past weeks that had been cold.

He slips in a hoodie and slides slippers onto his thick socks while grabbing his daughter’s tiny snow boots that you had bought on impulse.

“Ok sit down you can put shoes.” He says as she sticks her tiny feet out for him to slip the shoes on.

He opens the door to the back porch and both of them are hit with the blistering cold air.

Quickly he pulls her hood onto her head so she won’t get an earache as she cautiously steps onto the slippery porch.

He takes his phone out of his pocket and films her as she crawls down the steps as to not fall, catching the confused look on her face, when her hand touches the white snow that has replaced the grass.

She knew grass changed color so she had figured the snow was just like white grass and it would be the same temperature.

She softly pats the ground and her hand sinks through leaving a mark and she looks up to her dad with wide eyes, he laughs softly as she furrows her eye brows silently urging him to explain to her why the grass was now white and cold.

“It’s like ice baby.” He says crouching to her level as he stands on the porch.

“Ice?” She repeats.

“Yeah what we put in our drinks.” He explains as she nods.

“Eat?” She asks pointing to her hand mark, he shakes his head softly.

When she had been teething the two of you were at a restaurant and the only option was keys or an ice cube and logically the two of you chose ice and ever since then she reached for cups and sticks her hands into the cups looking for ice.

“Similar but you shouldn’t eat it…” she looks up with sad and confused eyes.

“The neighbors have dogs baby…” he says sadly, “they might have used it in our yard and that’s yucky.” She nods quickly scrunching her face as she makes an eww noise.

He watches from the porch as she runs around playing in the snow. You had been excused after a measly two hours of work that could have easily been done by co workers.

You walked through the empty house and onto the porch to see Kenma smiling softly at your daughter as she trudged through the snow leaving a tiny trail behind her.

“Having fun!” You ask hugging him from behind.

He nods softly turning so you can see his pink face, “I’ll go and make hot chocolate…” you mumble smiling at him before going to the kitchen so he can wrestle her into the house before she catches a cold.

[honeystwiggypeach]

Dad Kenma again!

Dad Kenma with a chubby baby, like a little giggly and happy baby like it’s cheeks just puff out all the time and it’s probably so tempting to just poke their cheeks

Also I think that Suna and Yamaguchi probably would also have chunky baby’s with little chubby cheeks and fingers!(im going to write for chunky babies with Suna and Yamaguchi soon I promise)

With Kenma being a CEO and the pandemic happening, he hardly ever had to leave the house which he thoroughly enjoyed when he wasn’t streaming.

Not that he doesn’t like streaming, it’s just that you and him had the cutest little chunky baby, who’s like eight months old and lets out squeals of delight ever time he sees even a tuft of Kenma’s faded out hair.

“Honey!” You shout from the kitchen.

He mutes the stream for a second to respond before your rambling about how you got another call from your work, with you being an essential worker you weren’t as lucky as Kenma and occasionally had to go into work though thankfully it wasn’t nearly as much as others had to.

You continuesly ramble on about how Yuta would start teething soon obviously forgetting he was streaming as you push the door open a mask hanging off your ear, handing Yuta to him as the chubby baby lets out cute squeals of delight, before kissing both of their cheeks and bidding them fair well.

He blinks for a few moments before his son is giggling and squealing out of happiness again as his screen flashes brightly colored objects intended to remind Kenma he was muted.

“Do you like those buddy?” Kenma asks pointing to the bright green triangle floating around his screen, and the already happy baby is sent into a giggle fit with the attention he’s getting.

Slowly Kenma unmutes himself explaining that his son Yuta would be in the rest of the stream, and upon hearing his name Yuta’s eyes widen looking at his father with his little chubby cheeks puffed out before Kenma looks at him and squishes his little cheeks, once again sending the baby into another giggle fit.

After a few more giggle fits, Yuta settles down enough to put his little head against Kenma’s collar bone so his little cheeks squish up and look even more chubby.

Eventually after thirty minutes or so he even settles enough for Kenma to resume playing the game instead of talking, it wasn’t like it was some over the top game that required moving either it was animal crossing which apparently sparked Yuta’s interest as his little eyes lit up upon hearing whatever gibberish the characters spoke.

The little sound effects coming from the game cause the baby to giggle often, which in turn makes Kenma want to talk to the villagers or fish more so he can hear his sons cute little giggles, which both of you absolutely adore(and probably his whole fan base after the stream.)

Kenma smiles softly watching as his son points to the different brightly colored characters who babble gibberish that probably sound similar to real languages(because babies can’t really comprehend words well) to his son and the characters on the island all just have happy tones, and it makes the baby happy and giggly even though he’s like half asleep.

It’s just the cutest site and all of Kenma’s fans are letting him know tagging him in clips of him staring adoringly with a love filled gaze as the chubby baby giggles at whatever his dad told him and whatever noise that character is making.

Eventually he does actually tire himself out, putting his face on Kenma’s chest and his little cheeks squish up, as he tries to continue laughing at the giberish but his dad is petting his hair and it’s soothing, eventually he just passes out cold which is pretty common.

After his stream notice Yuta has fallen asleep their all telling him to put him to bed, but Kenma’s like it’s fine he’s a really hard sleeper. He proves it by picking the baby up and off of his chest and adjusting him so he’s partially laying in his arms and lap so he’s more comfortable.

Then he has to explain that his eight month old has an abnormal amount of energy and you two have to tire him out before he goes to sleep, though normally it takes a lot more than just a solid hour of giggling.

Eventually he ends the stream but decides to just terraform his island until you get home which isn’t much longer.

You walk in fully expecting for Kenma to still be streaming with a giggly Yuta as Hinata and Kuroo had both sent you the clips of Kenma and Yuta from the little stream.

Though you’re somewhat thankful when you see them both out cold in Kenma’s gaming chair.

Part of chubby baby series