Shouto blinks, head tilted to the side and lips slightly parted as if to say something but failing to come up with any good response, he once again finds himself in a not-so-rare-situation.
He's used to it by now, being followed around and ambushed by hordes of starstruck mega fans, requesting autographs, asking about his latest successful mission, or even just swarming him to compliment his breathtaking looks and outstanding strength, while sighing dreamily or squealing excitedly.
What's baffling to him this time however, is the sheer exasperation reflected upon the teenage girls' faces before him.
They're whining, complaining, obviously heartbroken and even sobbing while investigating him about the most recent rumor they've heard.. his relationship with you.
They were hoping it would be just that.. a rumor, but as he proudly and gleefully confirmed it to be true—bracing himself for a joyous reaction and a round of congratulations—his expression instead turns puzzled when he's faced with a stunned crowd.
He's well aware of his fans' love and their unwavering support, so then why are they reacting this way to the happy news?
_ "She's perfect trust me, she makes me happy and I love her, so don't fret." he explains in that deadpan tone he's well known for, but his words only serve to evoke more mortified gasps and pained whimpers.
He blinks again, his mismatched irises scan the crowd before a "brilliant" idea pops up in his brain. He pulls out his phone, unlocking the screen and turning the device towards them, "look, she's beautiful too, isn't she? so stop worrying about me." he adds impassively before tucking the device back into his pocket, leaving the poor girls speechless.
This grown ass man, a formidable pro hero and one of the strongest and wittiest in battle, is in fact also too naive and lacking when it comes to understanding social cues, he's tragically failing to see the jealousy burning right behind the eyes of his enraged and heartbroken fans.
a/n: idk man i feel like most people(me) goes straight to the fucking stage and skips the adorable crush stage
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KATSUKI BAKUGOU
this man is so fucking smart it turns you to goo
whenever you're having trouble with schoolworks/projects/assignments, you sit yourself next to him just to get the work done fast (and he smells and looks good so plus points ig)
find long math problems difficult? mans will take one look at it and immediately start scribbling. probably witchcraft, you don't know.
one moment you're complaining to mina about how your teacher can suck dick after giving you the assigment, the next katsuki has the answer in a box
chemistry problems? mans has the entire table memorized.
history? which one? japanese? american? french?
ah, he also butts in your conversations whenever you get the date wrong.
yeah he teaches you stuff you're having trouble understanding, but he will yell the entire time.
yeah, he teaches the topics worlds better than the teacher ever could but at the cost of your hearing
seeing his name listed along the top students with high marks has you inspired to do just as better as him
you tried confessing by giving him a love letter and he returned it to you with corrections TT (and a note that said: rewrite this and read it to me in person, then I'll take you out for some ramen)
EIJIRO KIRISHIMA
he's the sweetest ever, who wouldn't fall for him?
you're having terrible period cramps? this man will have a 'period aid box' filled with sweets, sanitary products, pain relievers, a heating pad, and more of your favorite things delivered to your door
it's pouring and you forgot your umbrella?
if he has an umbrella: will obv share it with you and doesn't care if half his body gets drenched, what matters is you're dry
no umbrella: takes off his uniform jacket/vest and drapes it over you. you'll end up damp but hey, he tried his best
whenever there's a new place, (restaurant, fair, amusement park, etc.) you're the first one he's asking to join him. and you always go. and he always pays.
hurt yourself? scraped a knee, got a bruise, muscle ache? he has a first aid pouch in his bag just for you
always walks you to class, always struggles with you when doing homework, always brings you your favorite food/drink
problem? he does all of this and will still call you a 'friend'. 'best friend' if you're lucky.
yeah, this adorable boy has no idea all the shit he does has you falling head over heels in love for him
IZUKU MIDORIYA
the way he's so passionate about what he loves, then catches himself being so open about it, then blushes, has you swooning
it was a normal day when you asked him about all might. you ended up listening to him for two hours ranting and sharing
you thought, 'how cute.' and then remembered you had piles of homework to do. and then he offered to help you with them while still talking about all might
he's also incredible passionate about being a hero
the way he talks about keeping the weak and needy safe has your heart clenching
whenever you get hurt during quirk training? he drops everything to take you to the nurse
feel insecure about yourself? he goes on a never ending tangent about how you're enough and how amazing you are
whenever you feel like you aren't gonna reach a goal, he's right there to pump you back up
whenever you tease him about being handsome or cute, he gets all flushed and shy, he makes you wanna just nibble on his cheeks!
problem here? he does that with everyone.
he's an inherintly good person, so you can't blame him for it, you can only blame yourself for thinking you were special to him.
or are you?
SHOTO TODOROKI
you're a yapper. you're running your mouth twenty four-seven. and twenty four hours every day, he listens. quietly.
at first you thought he was just ignoring you, but he brings up what you babbled about from time to time.
you talked about your mom being in the hospital. the next day, your mom's calling you to tell 'your classmate i said thank you for the fruits'.
mmhmm. he gave your mom fruits as a 'get well soon' gift.
shoto listens to every word you say, even when you don't realize you're saying them
"i heard the smoothie at that new diner was good." next day, there's a take out smoothie on your desk
"remind me to get pads tomorrow." your desk is filled with every single kind of sanitary product you could think of, from wings, non wings, long, dry, thick, thin, day, night.
"does anybody have an extra pen-" he places his pencil case on your table.
you don't even have to ask him and he's already working on getting you whatever you want. swoon.
another thing that made you fall? he'll let you do anything to him
class is boring and you wanna draw? he'll give you his hands
wanna practice some hairstyles? his hair is incredibly soft and tame for that.
how about make up looks? wanna practice that? he's sitting cross legged on the floor of your dorm as you brush on whatever color on his face
he's totally fine with letting you do whatever you want. and you wanna know the best part? he only lets you do it.
DENKI KAMINARI
this man cracks you up with no fail
the way denki's so easy to talk to and have fun with makes you feel so safe and secure
he's got every kind of humor in his chamber
dad jokes? "what did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? oh sheet!"
corny jokes? "how many lips does a flower have? tu-lips."
dark humor? "why can't orphans play baseball? cause they don't know where home is!"
yeah- the last one you two whisper to each other during class and get sent out of the room for laughing too loud
you don't remember a day where you spent with him and you weren't laughing. you just feel so light and happy, he's like a drug to you
this dynamic between the both of you confuses people. some look at the both of you and think you're a duo misfit who constantly gets called out during class, and some give you teasing looks
when you started to notice these feelings for him, you couldn't help but grin at the thought of marrying your best friend.
what made you really feel for him though?
when you were sick for a day, your classmates came back to the dorms begging you to fet better quickly cause apparently the room was depressing
even katsuki cursed you out for being sick
apparently denki's mood affected everybody. and that mood was-
"today was tiring without you there." denki sighs, staring at nothing while the heat of his body beside you comforts you completely. it's always like this with him- warm, peaceful, happy.
"awe, did you miss me you big baby?" you tease, poking his side.
denki turns his head towards you, eyes holding a million words he wants to say, but for some reason, can't.
"i did." his eyes trail down your nose and to your lips. "so much."
your lips part, heart about to beat out of your rib cage. your mouth feels dry and you can't help the desire to tell him everything you feel for him- but you can't. you don't wanna risk ruining your friendship.
"yellow," he calls. ever since you laughed at his joke for the first time, he's been calling you yellow. he says your laugh magically brightens the room, the sight of your smile lifting the heaviness on his shoulder. "smile for me?"
and you do.
and he does.
and you know you're extraordinarily, remarkably, so very fucked when it comes to this man.
TW: NSFW, dubcon/noncon, fantasy AU, orc ! Enji, Elf ! darling, size difference, exhibitionism, public sex, humilation, race war between orcs and elfs
fem reader
Thinking about Orc ! Enji taking the pretty elven princess as his little pleasure-pet after winning the war between their races…
You don’t even know the language, but you know that it’s you the big men around the table are laughing at when you’re eased down on his lap. Uselessly crying while his fat cock bullies its way inside your pretty little cunt.
His hand is large enough to reach around your entire neck, while yours can't even reach around one of his fat fingers, let alone do anything at all with enough power to stop him. But though he’s very able to pop your head clean off, his hand settles for simply collaring you – squeezing your throat for fun, but more in an effort to keep you still as he aims himself against your taut opening.
And you’re sweating just from the fear of it despite the many failed attempts of breaching you – you know he's not going to stop trying until it's done. Able to peek down at the towering monstrosity, how it's blushed red and wet and swollen to a size bigger than your arm, rubbing itself against your slit, making you shake at the friction – feeling his thick ridges and veins catch on your clit where it grows even bigger and thicker against your stomach.
His other hand holds your thigh up, showing everyone how his cockhead smudges a kiss into your pussy-lips before finally pressing the fat bulb inside you – making you wince with wet cries as he slowly forces every last meaty inch inside your pretty elven pussy until he’s made a proud belly bulge protruding from your body as though he’s put a baby in you already.
You can only guess that he’s the leader – the way everyone pounds their fist on the table, cheering and hollering once he has himself bottomed out inside you. Your eyes lazy with tears as you pant with moans, gulping for breath with your little pink tongue lolled out like a dumb bitch in heat – chin resting on his thick pointer finger where drool starts dribbling down from the corner of your mouth.
He feels you go completely slack and lets go of your throat, laying you against his chest instead. You would have barreled over if it weren’t for how your hands had been tied together and hung around his strong neck like a necklace, keeping you there – pretty tits heaving with sweat – cute things, smaller than his balls.
He picks up your other thigh, spreading them wide – showing everyone how good he stuffs your cunt – lifting you up and down the length – making you feel torn in two where you clench around him in hopes of staying whole. Moaning like a brazen slut with tears spilling down your cheeks and drool running down your chin, making everyone there coo and chuckle – grinning at the sight of their leader making a bitch out of the pretty elven princess whose kingdom they’d just conquered.
You’re just his dumb little cock-pet from now on – chained to his bed and made to take care of his needs every time he gives your collar a tug. And it's the same with all your pretty brothers and sisters – put in cages to please his army while they plunder more of your land and round the rest of you up – only for every last one of you to be subjugated to the same cruel fate.
♡ TODOROKI ENJI masterlist
♡ BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA masterlist
SYNOPSIS: various bnha characters and how they express jealousy with a reader that they are married to silly guys just don't know how to communicate smh
PAIRINGS: various bnha boys x literally the cutest little angel in the clouds ( you !! ) + himiko and ochako because love my sapphic girls so much
TAGS: pure fluff, silly babies being jealousy, lack of communication and they're losers for that. all characters are 18+ and i operate with the idea that they're all pro heroes (but it's vague enough where you can pretend they're something)
AUTHORS NOTE: not going back to writing my hero academia anytime soon, my html code just fucked up and i fix it but it took me time to learn how to fix it. hate tumblrs html code.
IZUKU MIDORIYA
♡ izuku is not good at handling the feeling of jealousy; he does not know what to do with himself, he does not know what to say or how to feel especially if you two are just friends because like at the end of the day is also respectful and does not want to come across as overbearing!
♡ whenever he gets jealous he kinda sits in that feeling for a little bit, ruminates on the feeling and that usually unintentionally makes him more jealous, it makes him more upset because while he is thinking through his feelings he is also WATCHING WHOMEVER IT IS HIT ON YOU MORE
♡ izuku does the very awkward husband thing where he slides up next to you and goes "hello, love of my life, who is this? a friend?" with that forced smile stretched upon his face. usually it makes whoever it is flirting with you to feel awkard enough to leave or if it's a friend it earns a good chuckle.
♡ he is usually embarrassed after he gets over his jealousy, firstly because he feels as though he just exploded, and secondly because he has the ability to get jealous of a random guy when you two are married? he's usually an apologising mess afterwards and saying he does not know what got into him.
♡ please try not to scold your husband; he's already feeling so guilty for hopping into your conversation and potentially embarrassing you. please just give him a kiss and tell him it's okay because if not he will personally reach out to whomever it is and send apology flowers for being so embarrassing.
KATSUKI BAKUGOU
♡ katsuki bakugou is literally the worse person to deal with when he is jealous because firstly he refuses to admit that he is jealous while also acting like the biggest jealous husband known to man.
♡ you can instantly tell when he's jealous. his somehow already hard facial expression turns rougher and he gets visually more annoyed with the conversation and the person standing in front of him if that's even possible. he literally looks like he is going to snap someone's neck in two.
♡ it usually turns into a pissing contest if someone is actually flirting with you. katsuki has slightly grown up from his violent days and instead of verbally abuses the person who dare flirts with you. "you think you're good enough for them? that's fucking embarrassing, you're not even good enough to marry a god damned garbage bag."
♡ you usually have to end up pulling him away and gently scolding him for being SO MEAN. he usually brushes you off and he's like whatever because the audacity of this person to fucking flirt with you in front of his face.
♡ do not even try to scold bakugou because he will roll his eyes and go on a whole god damned speech about how men these days are so fucking disrespectful, although expect for his kisses to be a little bit softer for the next two weeks because he is insecure you might not want to put up with him someday.
SHOTO TODOROKI
♡ shoto todoroki does not know what to do with his feelings of jealousy. i am being so dead ass serious, he has no idea how to handle the emotion. he very rarely gets jealous and even in situations that do usually call for it he just finds it hard to get to that point.
♡ mostly because he does not understand flirting but also because he could not concieve of anyone flirting with you while knowing that you are married. usually he is just frozen, gobsmacked by the fucking audacity, and he will look to you as if to ask permission for feeling the way he is.
♡ usually his ways of addressing jealousy are a lot more subtle than izuku and katsuki. he'll snake an arm around you and pull you closer to him, stand nearer to you, he is somehow intiating more displays of affection while also trying to carry a conversation. he usually does not assume malice, just tries to show the person that you are indeed taken.
♡ if the person just does not fucking get the hints; shoto will just say it out loud. he is so out of pocket and will be like; "do you know that we are married?" like with the most shocked expression on his face. it is actually hilarious if you knew that he did not have to go through the whole emotional song and dance.
♡ shoto needs absolutely no scolding. he handled it the only way he knew how and if you scold him he is asking you for instructions next time he feels this way, because genuinely he has never met someone so brazen and so callous like.
HITOSHI SHINSO
♡ much like shoto, hitoshi does not get jealous very often. it takes a lot for him to get to that point especially if you two are married. he is not super confident in himself, but he trusts that if you were not in love with him then you would simply tell him so.
♡ but every man has their limits and his limits are definitely someone touching you. you'll see his eyes go from slightly glazed over and clearly not paying attention to suddenly locked the fuck in. his posture will straighten and his eyes will widen.
♡ "you probably shouldn't touch people without consent." is such a straight and to the point statement and that's all he says, but he looks so fucking serious when he says it. his eyes are locked onto them, ready for this person to fucking challenge him. just say the word and he is ready to pounce.
♡ hitoshi glaring ready to absolutely destory this person is usually enough to get them the absolute fuck away from you and then he will as calmly as possible bring you out of whereever you guys are because he is so unbeliveably angry.listen, you can scold him but he would shrug and say he would do it again later he might come up to you and ask.
he always opens the doors for you: sometimes you are walking hand in hand or arms intertwined and it always leaves you a little confused when he leaves he takes his hand from yours only to walk a little faster towards the door and open it for you. you. he also always gets out of the car first just to open your door. it's become such a common habit for him that he only realizes what he's doing when you thank him or tease him about it. he smiles nonchalant, but with a warm heart.
⤷ Deku
he always walks outside on the sidewalk: it's a way of protecting you that he does without even thinking. he likes to wrap his arm around your shoulder or waist, always pulling you close. he is also careful with puddles or anything that could get your clothes dirty; he cares about you so much that he would do anything just to protect you.
⤷ Kirishima
he always carries the umbrella for you and always takes you home, no matter what; he loves walking with you and loves taking you home, both to ensure your safety and because he wants to spend more time with you. and, whenever it's raining, he takes great care so that you don't get wet or dirty; then he pulls you close and you intertwine your arm with his as he holds the umbrella for you.
⤷ Todoroki
he always gives you flowers: it's become a routine for him to go to the flower shop every friday and buy you a bouquet of flowers - and also leaving a cute note that leaves you smiling every time. the flower shop employees have even become familiar with him, finding it strange when he doesn't come at the usual time. they also always leave the most beautiful bouquets reserved for him because they know him and know that he is a loyal customer; and that couldn't make him - and you - happier.
⤷ Denki
he always offers you his seat (or invites you to sit on his lap); the moment he sees you standing or without a place to sit, he gets up and offers you to sit in his seat. he gently pulls out the chair for you and, when you sit down, he gives you a kiss on the top of your head and on your temple, making you feel at ease and comfortable there.
⤷ Tamaki
he always turns off his cell phone when you two are together; he wants to have complete focus on you, paying attention to everything you have to say, your mannerisms, your jokes, your expressions, etc. he wants to be fully present there with you, enjoying every second by your side, which, for him, is very precious.
⤷ Shinsou
he always gives you his jacket: at the slightest sign of cold, he takes off his own jacket and puts it on your shoulders with the intention of keeping you warm - sometimes you don't even want to or you're not feeling cold, but you'll break his heart if you refuse his jacket. he also places the jacket over your legs when you're sitting in a skirt or dress so you're not uncomfortable.
⤷ Hawks
he always carries your bag or backpack; you don't even need to say anything, he just gently takes it from you and carries it to you everywhere. sometimes he jokes about you buying a bag that matches his clothes or something because he always carries it for you. he never complains about it though, in fact, he loves doing little things for you.
⤷ Dabi
he always puts you first, regardless of everything; it takes him a while to come up with the mindset of 'you before him' but once he does, there's no going back. he always puts your needs, desires and wishes before his because he loves to see you happy. it’s as if your joy was his joy. he doesn't feel bad doing it, quite the contrary, he loves you and would give you the world if you asked.
⤷ Shigaraki
he always gives you the last bit of what he is eating or drinking; It's an act of kindness and care that he shows towards you that always makes you happy. he wants to share with you what he likes, and he wants you to enjoy it as much as he does. sometimes you don't want to, and he just looks at you seriously for a few seconds before raising his eyebrow as if asking “are you sure? are you absolutely sure?” and when you agree, he sighs and finishes eating - but deep down he wanted you to eat.
On the rare days off that you and Shoto get to spend together, it’s almost always spent curled together on the couch or in the bed, watching him work out for fun before making him cheat on his diet, anything that lets the day drip by slower than any other day of the week.
You left him to pee. That’s it. Placing the bowl of sour candy down, you slip out from his lap, give him a kiss before moving down the hall like any standard, subconscious person would.
Two. Minutes.
“Shoto, what’re you doing?”
“You like the strawberry flavor the best.”
By the time you come out, he’s got a pile of pink candy, separated by the other colors except for purple, which is in its own little pile. “You don’t like the grape flavor.”
You quirk a brow and walk back over to him, watching as he continues to segregate the candies, “baby, I would’ve been more than happy to just pick around them, you didn’t have to do all of this.”
“But you don’t like them,” he repeats, looking up at you with those doe eyes that you love to get lost in. “You look down every time you reach for one. I thought I might help ease the burden slightly.”
Burden. Your first world problem of not liking sour grape skittles should be the farthest thing from a burden to him.
But to shoto, it’s not one, and it’ll never be one; little acts of services like these aren’t new, small details just to make hour by hour tasks and privilegies just that much easier.
It’s something he’s always done. Something he’s always going to do. Because he loves you.
With a smile, you slink back into his lap, your head nuzzling against his stomach while the tv drones on about whatever he put on while you were gone. You kiss the warmth of his tummy to feel the muscles constrict under the affection, and you bury your hand into the bowl of candy right after.
“Don’t be cheeky.”
“Don’t know what you’re talking about,” you hum. A hand rests on your head, thumb gently rubbing over the warmth of your crown as silence fills the room once again.
Popping a skittle into your mouth, your face quickly grimaces, and he hums in acknowledgement.“Eugh,” you grumble, and he looks down at you, silently asking you what happened.
And you want to lie. Truly! It’s better for everyone if you do, just tell him you bit your tongue and let him think nothing more.
Please can we have some dense BF!Shoto texts? Like the reader is sending him flirty/thirsty text but he's genuinely confused or answering them honestly. The reader texts him something like "Wyd" at like 3am and Shoto texts back like "Building an Ikea desk (or something idfk 😂)" instead of understanding his partner is norny lmfao
💕💕😘 don't forget to drink water and eat something!!
this was fun lmao
prohero todoroki obviously (and imagine that cosplay photo is like the cover of a real magazine)
