#dad mad

[cassthepilot]

ya dun goofed maxy

[askthetraveller]

“She ain’t one ta’ run off too far without me. N’ it ain’t like there’s any beasts around. She’s a fighter, she wouldn’t go down easy. Probably gah, lost that mouldy old rag a little further away than we remember, right?

..W-wait a moment.. Spooky?!

N-Nah, nah, they wouldn’t be STUPID and pathetic enough ta’...

...”

[xaallo]

Whines, whines, whiiinneesss-

" You're in big trouble, Xilli. Do you know how much danger you were in? He could've taken you." Xaallo looms over the fawn, his eyes hard and his voice firm.

" You are not to leave this territory. Not alone." Then he adds, " And no more sweets for the next three months."

[mxetherealinsideout]

🖥️ 190920 MX Reply Spree ♡

@/mohaejooheon "I sacrifice myself and be an idiot to get your reply guys so pLEASE IM BEGGING—"

[#Shownu] "You are not an idiot You are lovely Monbebe"

[faetheralmighty]

@wings-and-ties​ / continued.

CASTIEL

   “Well it wouldn’t have gone so bad if you had just answered my damn prayer now wouldn’t it?”

“You were a coward, father. As you are now…as you had been then. As you have always been.”

❝ is that so? ❞ eyes darken, stance tensing. ❝ I’ve been called many things before, castiel, but a coward is not one of them. this isn’t my first rodeo, kid.  you tried to be me for what? a week? yeah, and how’d that turn out for you, huh? how’d the job treat you? oh, that’s right. you set the leviathan loose topside. nice one. really. and who was the one who fixed you when it all went south? so believe me when I say: no intervention is the way to go. the only times I have broken my own rule was for you and the winchesters-- and look how that’s turned out. ❞

[peach-bunni-3]

WATERMELAWN

My dad keeps getting mad cause everytime I see a watermelon I mkae a “WTAERMELAWN” Joke. He just has this look like “Why are you my child..”

[hellwrcith]

♏️ (howdy!)

The knock on his door had just come after lazily toeing back on his underwear. Beads of water still stuck to dark brown skin highlighted by the off colored scars, slowly slipping along the curves of muscles. A few disappeared under the band of his boxer briefs along with the lightly dusted trail of hair.

There was a yawn as Gabriel wrenched open the door—only to immediately find himself staring down the latest in his collection of brats with pursed lips. “… For fuck’s sake.” There was a grumble, fairly low in his chest, and he stared down the stupid kid in his equally stupider cowboy hat.

“Jesse, I told you… if Morrison’s not dead then never touch this damn door.”

[becausedean]

I feel like I'm gonna throw up