Headcanon Mccree x kid!reader ( I'm still need more parents contents ) also reader have ability to talk with animals and Mccree don't know about it , until one day they go camping and Mccree see his kid been hug by a bear ( How much you bet that he gonna have a heart attack? )
Wooohh damn Daddy Mccree here we go! I can't bet with money cuz I don't have any 😅 but I'm preeeeeeetty sure that' he's gonna get a slight heart attack.
Dad! Jesse McCree x Kid! reader [Headcannons]
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• Being the kid of this cowboy is tough seeing that he's been on the run for years with that big ass bounty in his head.
• Mostly running away and constantly moving from one place to another.
• even if he teaches you how to fight, to defend yourself, he will never let you see him shoot someone else.
• he doesn't want his kid to see him in that light, he will make sure that you will have a happy childhood even for just a little while.
• so what's even better that having Father and Son/Daughter bonding?.
• Since you can't exactly go around and peacefully enjoy places, Jesse thought that maybe pretending to be on a camping trip would be a good Idea.
• and Camping with Daddy it is!, when Jesse told you this, you were so excited! you don't know camping exist until now.
• "Ready for Camping Kiddo?" "Born ready Daddy!!".
• While in the woods Jesse teach you some survival tips like how to figure out which berries to eat and to avoid, how to climb a tree, to make a fire and all that stuff.
• you were finally learning something! yay! but when Jesse teaches you things about survival tips you can't help but not ignore little voices popping all around you.
• like for example that time Jesse told you that water from the stream are a good source of drinking water you would hear small high pitch voices saying.
"ew! does that human know that Grizelda baths in that water?".
"yuck that's disgusting!"
• looking around you see two chipmunks talking being naive and thinking that it's normal you just warned your father.
"Um daddy I don't think you should drink that water".
"Why is that kid-d-do?*chokes*". spitting some water he sees some fur on it turning green he dashes away vomits towards some poor bushes.
• that doesn't end there, when the night comes and you were roasting marshmallows with Jesse you can here small voices singing around you but to Jesse he can only hear crickets sounds.
"Damn those insects are so noisy".
"I think there voices are beautiful".
"Huh? well atleast you're getting the hang of being in the wild good for ya".
• then after hearing a cool story from Jesse he then pokes the fire and see that you guys are low on wood.
"hey kiddo I'mma grab some fire wood real quick stay here ok?". "ok! be back soon!". "ofcourse kid".
• everything was fine until a bush behind you rustle, turning around you feared the worse but then a large bear came out and started sniffing the air.
"Oh my! what is this delicious smell". a gentle female voice came from the bear's mouth.
• the girl bear them turns towards you and see you seating alone on log, she panick and run to you.
"Oh you poor sweet thing are you lost little girl/boy? you're not supposed to be in this woods". she said before sniffing you and nuzzle your face.
"hahaha that tickles ma'am but no I'm camping with my daddy today!".
• for a while you and the female bear -Grizelda was her name- hangout while you wait for Jesse to comeback, you showed her how to roast marshmallows and sharing it with her.
• When Jesse came back he thought his eyes were playing games with him while he chokes on his breath, He see his Daughter/Son in the arms of a large back to him it looks like the bear trying to devour you but to you Grizelda was just smothering you with love.
• for a moment He forgot that he had a gun and just stands there thousands of thoughts runs through his brain and one idea came.
• screaming like a maniac he dashes towards Grizelda and tackles her to the ground and starts wrestling with her.
• you stare at Jesse while fighting Grizelda on the ground soaking up the scene.
"Whaaa-!! human stop! aahh!!".
"Don't you dare put your grummy hands on my kid!".
• he tries for a little while but Grizelda had enough and grab Jesse by the back of his clothes and roars at you which translates to.
"Dear?! is this you Father!?"
• looking at Jesse who was blindly punching the air and trying to reach Grizelda you hesitated before saying yes.
• Few moments past after trying to calm down your crazy father you told him what was really happening.
• "So you can talk to animals?, How?" "乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ".
• Jesse was little worried but then again the world is advancing he shouldn't be so surprised, it's a lot to process but it's not harming so he thinks alright, a little freaky but cool I guess.
• Morning came quickly and you say your good-byes to Grizelda, when you both left, Grizelda them gently roars towards Jesse.
• Turning back he sees Grizelda make a -I'm watching you- motion with her claws making Jesse gulp and quickly jogs to catch up with you.
• Your powers are cool and all but the idea of every animals being overprotective of you is a little worrying.
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it's a little comedic hope you don't mind😅 thanks for the Request by the way.
