#dad pls

[annahxredaxted]

Why has my dad been saying “who is that diva” and “I know this diva” this guy is chronically online..

[virtualgirladvance]

Dad called to check up on me. Which was nice and all but he still calls my primary partner of 12 years my "friend"

Been sharing a bed since before Game of Thrones started filming but we're "friends" lol

[ghirahimbo]

I am on the floor crying with laughter

why did my dad just put out a family update post on facebook and decide to mention my very successful fanfiction T-T

[flowersarentjustflowers]

Petition for @s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s to play Carrie & Lowell live all the way through 2023 it can be in the mountains I’ll travel for it please just once will be enough (it won’t be but it will have to be) i promise I’ll be good please

[fitstud]

Wet  💦 💦 💦

[shytheguy]

Me when my dad calls me a girl or my mom calls me a lesbian:

[golly-miss-molly-512]

we haven’t had a david fincher film since 2014

[shadowhelmed-a]

      @deathmxrk​ said :     "I do not trust that weapon, Kayn.       Have you really thought this through?"

    𝐊𝐀𝐘𝐍’𝐒 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐄 & 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐑, 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐓 offended that he’s questioning him in this way, but it’s to be expected. Yes, the scythe is dangerous—as is the Darkin within. But Kayn had managed to wield it without CAVING : he is confident in his ability to keep it contained. This is important to him; the feeling of power alongside the leverage over Noxus’ armies. Perhaps he had rushed into this decision, but now it’s working out in his FAVOUR. What had started out as a desperate plea of attention has left the pleasant hum of energy radiating through his bones, & a blood contract with a DEMON that nobody in Runeterra is likely to soon forget.        “ 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆. ”         He tells Zed, confidently, lifting his chin to meet eyes with him; he does not want any DOUBT from his leader. He wishes he could see his untapped potential. Kayn—he still has more in him.       “ 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒆, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒏. 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔. ”