#dad speak

[casualfoxwitch]

🥲 #1 and #6 were Dad's go-to's

[bermudianabroad]

They have a Ben and Jerry’s if you want to get a burger.

My father, mixing up his brands to humorous effect.

[tenderwiki]

my dad: when the light goes out it's the dark net

[textpostdave]

dad speak

Dave: I’m not angry, just disappointed. me: Are you practicing your dad speak? Dave: Yeah. Dave: You can’t go out with that boy until I go out with him first! me: what??? Dave: That’s my dad speak!

[desertflorals]

Come cuddle under the dibudees and watch a woovie with me.

[whybesuchadrag]

Have you ever looked at a black bird and thought, "that's so Raven."

My Father

[hoping-for-some-romans]

Izzy: Is this the second day you've been wrapping? Dad: No it's my first *starts beat boxing* Izzy: That's beatboxing, Dad Me: Do you want some Savlon for that burn? Dad: Is that a compliment? Me: No.

Christmas wrapping chat in the King household

[streetrasheart]

Well... This is the CIA I'm looking for A_ do you know where she is? This is her dad. Hello?No? How's that for acting Hah? I'm having a lot of fun here! I just got done watching a movie called Red. Well I guess you're not there so you can't talk to me. Some other time. Bye-Bye.

My dad. A voicemail message from his stay in a rehabilitation center.