Why Be Such A Drag? @whybesuchadrag - Tumblr Blog

channing tatum has a movie coming out named 'dog', released by MGM. the video was released yesterday but only has 3,000 views at the time of writing this post. the comments on the video are as follows:

the first commenters's profile looks like this:

and is completely blank, despite having 53 subscribers. the second commenters's profile looks like this:

he mostly posts videos that are 8 seconds long that consist of no words whatsoever, with a phone recording of a google image search results for various movies. a screenshot of one of his videos is as follows:

there is no speaking in the majority of the videos like this. as far as i can tell he is searching things like "ubisoft 2002 ps2", going to a random image result, and then recording a video and posting it anywhere from 2-4 times a day, every day for the past year. he has a google search for "ben stiller" bookmarked.

in this video, titled "Do You Have This VHS? #628" there is rare description listed.

the contents on his videos varies from time to time, but lately he's been more streamlined, sticking to one type of content as opposed to the wider variety he used to post.

the 2nd most watched video he has posted is a video of him silently opening a cat in the hat dvd case. he opens it in a way that i can only describe as "confident". he has the air an insouciance about him that i didn't think was possible to apply to the act of opening dvd cases. it has 19k views.

i can only post 10 images max per post, so I'll continue in a reblog.

turing-tested

one of his videos is a recording from a phone of a youtube video.

some of his videos are numbered, but there's not any apparent pattern for what he numbers or does not number. sometimes they appear in sequential order, but many times they do not.

the number in the video, if listed, does not pertain to how many videos of that type he has posted, as he only has 425 videos uploaded at the time of recording.

sometimes he combines concepts into bizarre, strange pairings.

anyways. heres his description. thats really all i have left to provide

turing-tested

he cant keep getting away with this

It is once again time for my semi annual update of my age in my bio.

catchymemes

baratwunk

But y’all not ready for THAT conversation

obesecamels

Yrahrabbrabyababrabow? Yabayayayow. *Click click click click click click click click click click click*

kyleehenke

gaydicks420-deactivated20150829

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

aewm

i agree with gay dicks 420

myeyesarenotblue

“The man or beast that I run from ain’t been born, and his momma’s already dead”

littlemonkeywedding

Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle

cullenfucked

crtter

i want to slonk your shit silly style like sloppy swag

Psh. Whatever. It’s not like I wanted to get my shit slonked silly style anyway…

hustlerose

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt

amishsicario

coked-papi-deactivated20220221

I hate osha bro they make doing construction jobs a bitch

dogcunt

the-absolute-worst

Any construction worker that hates OSHA should actually hate their boss for giving them so little time that the only possible solution is to be unsafe.

firlalaith

this goes for any job, not just construction.

belvira

lesserknowncryptids

Today is Lesser Known Cryptids’ third anniversary — specifically, it’s the third anniversary of the first post on the Lesser Known Cryptids Twitter account:

To celebrate, we’ve made it a yearly tradition to reach out to a few incredible artists to ask for their artistic renditions of some of the lesser known cryptids featured on the account over the previous year. Every year the results are truly fantastic, and this year was no exception! If you’d like to see all the anniversary art pieces, from this year as well as from our previous celebrations, you can find them all right here:

LKC’s third anniversary: Twitter | Instagram

Second anniversary: Twitter | Instagram

First anniversary: Twitter | Instagram

Although our presence on Tumblr is much more recent, we truly appreciate all the support you’ve shown us so far and hope you’ll stick around! We promise to continue to shine a light on all the under-appreciated cryptids of the world, through the next year and beyond! 👽

cellobuster

It's my cryptid account's third anniversary! Yes I've been posting photos to this project daily for three years straight (and they've entirely been original content since like, month three). Yes I thought I would run out of content and/or steam in a month, tops. Yes it's incredibly time consuming, and no I have no plans to stop any time soon (and have the huge backlog of photos to prove it). No I don't have anything better to do. Hey look at some sweet art!!!

MEEE

Zach and I have made this our song, to the point that I gave him the sound waves etched on a metal necklace for Christmas. So we were a lil peeved lmao