#dad valvert

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Valjean: are you done acting up?

Javert: *hisses*

Valjean: don’t you dare use that tone with me!

Cosette: what is wrong with you two?!

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Valvert fic where Javert doesn’t tell everyone about their engagement because as much as he loves attention, he knows he’s going to get overwhelmed with all the questions. He and Valjean agree to at least give it a week before making any big announcements. A few days later, Bahorel is brought into the holding cell for some sort of petty crime idk probably setting off fireworks in the middle of the day and Javert asks to see him and goes full dad mode and lectures him about why he shouldn’t be doing dumb things. The entire time Bahorel isn’t looking up at him because he notices the ring but doesn’t know what to say. When he’s brought back to the cell for a few more hours, he texts all the Amis and co. like “yo you’re NOT going to believe what I just saw” and that’s how they all found out about the engagement

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drunk Grantaire, pointing to Valjean: everybody bless the landlord

Valjean: *nods*

Grantaire: everybody bless his spouse

Javert: *waves*

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Valjean, watching Javert sleep on the couch: isn’t he just adorable? He’s my entire world, I just love him so much...

Bossuet: he tried to stab me because I stole one of his fries but go off I guess

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Eponine, Cosette and Musichetta having a girls night at Cosette’s house because they think no one is home

Fast forward a few hours later and Javert is sitting in the living room with the three of them, his hair braided and a face mask on watching “Rent” because it turns out he was sleeping upstairs and they didn’t notice

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I love the idea of Valjean and Cosette both being super tall and super buff and then Javert’s just standing there being the short king he is, asking for them to reach for something on the top shelf for him