#dadblade

[andy-deer]

i bring tommy and techno communicate through piglin propaganda

[tommysparker]

TECHNOS DAD MET SKEPPY

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

I am on knees asking for more sonboo content...

God same 😔 here’s some Christmas Sonboo for the soul. Please forgive me I am on mobile

Techno and Ranboo didn’t really celebrate Christmas that much (or any holiday really)

The most they did was eat a bigger dinner then usual and maybe take a break on those day.

This year however Ranboo wanted to get his dad something to show his appreciation

while his father was dead asleep (ever since he started retirement he’s been sleeping like the dead) he went out to find something

Well not before asking the raccoon under their house what he’d think techno would like

Tommy said primes and girls

Ranboo decided to go find something more....not Tommy

He couldn’t figure out what to get a man who pretty much had everything the server had to offer

So logically he decided that since his father hates the government...to steal one of Tubbos shoulder pads.

It doesn’t do much damage to anyone but it is a minor inconvenience that techno would find funny

Once Ranboo got to L’manburg he found something his dad would like a LOT more

After a few hours of sneaking around, stealing food, and getting his energy up he was able to teleport to the out of his fathers house with his present.

During the night Ranboo work to make a well hidden stable for their new....pet.

The next morning after breakfast and exchanging small gifts (most of them being gag gifts) Ranboo dragged Techno outside

Techno was tired enough and was annoyed Tommy decided to come along with them.

But he didn’t want to upset his son that seemed so excited

Ranboo led them to a secret cave that was already pretty hard to find because of the growth around it and inside was

A Ravager!

It had probably one of the nicest stables in all of the sever along with some of the mobs that lived inside the house

After all Tommy kept complaining about how loud they where

All the mobs had real nice cages homes to live in so honestly it was a gift for everyone

At first Techno was silent making Ranboo think he messed up but Techno hugged him saying thank you

He will never emit it but Techno definitely cried a bit

The rest of the day was spent trying to tame the Ravager and arguing over a name for him.

Lmao I’m sorry this is bad I wrote this while doing Chrismas stuff. So uh...oof sorry this is bad lmao I didn’t even try to edit it.

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

An Appeal to Weird Runs in the Family.

Here's another unedited mess I made. I still don't know the proper writing rules so sorry. Also this is super hard because of my learning disability so be nice. Heres part 2 to “Bad to Worse to Weird”

Im running out of excuses for my bad writing.

‘Ok, where do I start’. Techno looked at the half enderman half...something sleeping on his couch. He takes a bite of his potato, keeping his gaze on the creature. There's a lot of things to figure out. Where they came from, how they got into his base, how long they've been in his base, and how to get it out. 

After finding them in his random block room and calming the child down with a block of cobblestone Techno noticed the state of the room. Chests were tipped over, dirt and stone covered the floor along with bits of raw chicken. Techno had not been to the base for a few weeks to avoid anyone following him or getting suspicious, so he has no idea how long the child has been there. Luckily (or unluckily he's not sure yet) he hasn't seen signs of any other mobs that could have spawned or snuck in. He also made it so that a few traps are hiding inside and outside the base in case someone tried to break in. He made sure the base was far enough underground so that an endermen couldn't teleport inside on accident. Long story short he has no idea how this kid got in. Is it even a kid? Fuck it's so late. 

Techno yawns and goes to scratch his head before hissing in pain. He was so deep in thought he almost forgot the shape his body was in. He slowly brings his arm down quietly cursing under his breath. ‘Damn that wither really did a number on my arm.’ The damage done to his body already put a huge hole in his plans. This night alone already put him 3 days behind schedule. He's not going to allow his plans to be put on hold because some rando mob got into his base. Techno uses his sword like a cane to help him stand as he limps to the mob. The mob in a deep sleep holding their cobblestone close to their chest doesn't notice techno gently pick them up. They were very thin and light so it wasn't hard for Techno to sweep them up with his bad arm. (though it did hurt like hell.) The mob shifts in technos arm using their free hand to cling to his white blood-stained shirt. Techno limps to the exit and as the sun comes up techno places the still sleeping mob under a nearby tree. Techno then returns back to his base to make a proper breakfast and get a change of clothes. 

The child opens their eyes expecting to wake up in the same storage room they've been waking up in for the past few weeks but instead finds themself on some soft grass. They quickly sit up darting around for the pink man. He scans the area finding nothing besides trees and grass as far as he can see. They feel tears well up in their eyes, they thought they finally found someone that was like them. A half pink and half red pigman with two different eyes. They sit holding the cobble and begin crying. The tears roll down their face hitting the ground making the organic grass shrivel up and die. As they cry they fail to notice the clouds darkening overhead. 

Techno ate his carrots and chicken while gathering up all his broken armor. He planned on combining the leftover netherite to make new tools and weapons. After an hour of carrying heavy armor and tools from across his base and beginning the melting process, he decided to gather more food for the week. He grabs his hoe, seeds, and sharpest ax and makes his way outside the base. His main farm was a couple of miles away from his main base in case someone heard the loud livestock. He rather have someone find one of his many farms than find where he keeps a good portion of his things. He walks still using his sword like a cane to the only peaceful mob he's allowed anywhere near his base. Brick. He pets his horse he lovingly named Brick while guiding him outside of his well-hidden stable. The rain washes some dried blood out of technos long hair he’s long forgotten to take care of. As Techno tries to figure out how to get on Brick with the least amount of pain he hears that cry again. It is the same cry that he heard last night in his storage room. Though this time it has a layer of fear and pain in it. 

Before he could fully process what was going on, he was running trying to find the child. His body screams for him to stop but the only thing on his mind is to find the kid and make them feel better. He runs to the tree he left them at and finds them curled up trying to hide from the rain. Their cries are a mix of a ghast crying and an enderman being hurt. The rain hitting the white part of their skin seemed to turn into steam almost instantly.

Without hesitation, Techno picks them up, covers them with his cape, and brings them inside. The child with tears running down their face looks up at Techno. Techno quickly takes them to his room and wraps them in towels in blankets. The child seems paler and has more particles floating around him. They quietly cry and moan scarily similar to a ghast. They are dangerously low on health. He's fought enough mobs to know when one is about to die. Techno quickly limps to the junk chest in the corner of the room and pulls out a raw chicken. He doesn't even know if the chicken will heal them but it's the only thing he has on hand. He holds out the chicken then freezes. Why is he helping this kid? This is some mob that he'd usually kill. Why are they so different to him? He snaps out of his thoughts and sees the kid is just staring at the chicken. “Here kid eat, get your health up.” The child looks up at the chicken and snatches it out of his hand. Techno goes to scold them but stops when he sees them unhinge their jaw and eats the chicken whole. Oh. So THIS is why Philza randomly adopted a weird hybrid child.

Posted: 12/1/2020

Word count: 1069

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

Bad to Worse to Weird

I am a huge sucker for found family tropes so this AU is probably going to focus on family relationships (bc you know trama). But honestly who knows I'm constantly changing ideas which is part of the reason I don't post anything I write. Oop- anyways this au is going to loosely be based off cannon but obviously it's not hince the au part. This is inspired by @softboy-killua. So please take this un-edited mess. This is also the first time i ever written anything like this so be gentle. 

Techno grunts wrapping his cape tighter around his bloody arm. Was his base always this far away or is the loss of blood finally getting to him. The battle between his brother and his stupid government left him more hurt then he expected. Not to mention the blast from Wilbur's explosion burned the hell out of him. He doesn't care though, he got what he wanted for the time being. He sent a message to whatever is left of l’manburg while also causing a little chaos along the way.  Every war on this server can be compared to many different greek tragedies. Why can't they see this is history repeating itself. Wilbur saw how horrible the government is. Why can't Tommy? 

Techno shakes his head and sits under a tree to rest. He knows stopping is a dumb idea especially out in the open like this but FUCK this armor is so heavy. He peels off what's left of his leggings and wince at the damage to his left leg. He really needs to get home before his leg gets infected. He takes off his helmet and chest plate, putting it in his inventory. He bites his inner cheek trying not to cry out in pain when using his right arm to take off his shoulder pads. The last thing he needs right now is to alert skeletons or zombies hiding under trees. Techno uses the tree to help himself up and continues dragging himself to his base keeping a watchful eye. His vision is blurry and it’ll soon be night but he needs to get to his base. He can already hear endermen spawning in. Fuck he didn't think he’d be this hurt from the fight. Then again he didn't actually think Wilbur was going to blow up the place. Techno curses at himself saying how he should have known and that he should have been prepared. After all, being prepared is what let him survive for this long. He sees his base in the distance and smiles till he feels blood and sweat staining his clothes run down his legs. He's so close he can't let something as pitiful as blood loss kill him now. He dragged his leg behind him opening the door to his base just in time for the sun to set. 

After bandaging up his arm, leg, and stomach (he has no idea how he missed the giant wound on his side) he ate some food he had left in his inventory. He sighed laying on his bed, putting his wounded leg on his pillow. From the looks of the burn marks all over his leg, the wither blast to the arm, his side being cut open, and the vares cuts and stabs from swords and axes he wouldn't be able to do much for a few….weeks. He hisses when he sits up to check the stitches he had to do on his side….looks like it's going to be a few months instead. This is a huge dent in his plans since he can't train properly, cant farm fast, or get any resources at the rate he usually does. He already planned to grind for resources for the next few weeks, but now he can barely walk. He feels himself getting angry and takes a deep breath. This is fine. Just gives him more time to plan and work out a strategy. It's not like L’manburg is going to do anything worthwhile in the next few months. At the most, they’ll maybe have full netherite gear if they focus and Tommy doesn't start another war. Techno tries not to let himself stress over it and lays down to finally get some sleep.

In the middle of the night, there is a loud crash that causes Techno to sit up and grab his sword. He bites his good hand holding back a scream of pain. Great. This is exactly how he wanted to wake up. In pain, barely able to move, and some asshat breaking into a base that took weeks to find the perfect spot for. This is just perfect. With a sudden wave of anger and pure spite for his own body he forced himself to stand up and drag his broken body to where he heard the noise. It seemed to come from the hall where he kept the food storage room and the useless block room. He knew this place like the back of his hand and made sure everything was perfectly organized, almost to the point where there was a separate room for every possible category of item in that world.

 He quietly made his way down the stairs doing his best to hide his grunts of pain going down every step. Once he got close enough he could hear who or whatever it was was inside the useless blocks room. Techno stood next to the room gripping his sword tightly trying to listen for any clue on who it could be. After all, it could be a random zombie or possibly Wilbur coming to make a plan with him to overthrow the government. Once he heard the quiet chittering of an enderman coming from inside the room he let himself relax a bit. He still kept the same alertness but wasn't as worried as before. He felt the adrenaline leave his body as he went to open the door though once he stepped inside he froze. He never freezes; he makes sure of that but this…..this… isn't like what he's seen before. There in the middle of the room sits a scared….boy? He can't tell what it is. It has half black and half white skin running almost perfectly symmetrical from each other on its skin. It has one red and one green eye that Techno only saw for a second before it covered its eyes with its hands. It has the same particles as an enderman floating around it, and it sure as hell sounded like one but it is much too small. 

It removes its hands to look at techno before quickly looking down. Techno grips tighter on his sword till it starts to let out a sound. It began to sound like a mix of a ghast and a child crying. To this day Techno is not sure why he did this but Techno drops his sword and slowly makes his way to it. “Um….hi?” It cries louder but instead of Techno getting annoyed like he usually does in these situations he looks around for something to comfort it. “Um...shit..wait um I'm sorry kid..um let's see um...do you want some cobblestone? Endermen….things like cobblestone right?” It..er the child looks up at him still having tears run down their face. Techno fought against the pain and slowly sat down to be less intimidating. Techno carefully tossed a piece of cobble towards them. The child stares at it and slowly picks it up making gurgling sounds. The crying slowly turns into a slight whimper as the child holds the cobble feeling more comfortable. Techno slowly scoots closer till he is arm's length away. The child now much calmer than before chitters and gurgles playing with the cobblestone. They notice Techno is a lot closer now and offers the cobble back adverting any eye contact at all. Huh...so this night went from worse to weird.

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

Potato pog :D

Another shorter one but hey we all get to learn a tiny bit about Ranboo :0 I still don't know how to write dialogue 

Part 4 (I think) to “To Bad to Worse to Weird”

Dream looks down at his compass trying to remember where he had been a month ago. “Do you even remember where you last saw it?” “Yes I do George it just takes a while to get there” George groans walking behind Dream wiping the sweat from his forehead. Why does the nether have to be so hot? “What did you say we were looking for again? Like an egg or something? There's plenty of eggs at my place, we don't have to walk across the whole nether for breakfast.” “Shut it Sapnap it's not an egg, well at least I don't think there are eggs.” George and Sapnap look at each other confused, where the hell was Dream taking them. Sapnap nudged George and gave him a look that said ‘Dream is losing it’. “No guys it's like ugh I don't know how to describe it. It was like….I don't know there were a bunch of random blocks in a circle. The closer I got the more enderman and ghast appeared. Even when I didn't look at any enderman they attacked me and were super aggressive. Ghast started shooting at me from all directions and I was on like two hearts so I had to get out of there. I totally forgot about it because of everything going on but last night I remembered. I think they are trying to hide something and I would prefer to get it before anyone else does. Who knows what it could be, for all we know it could be a new type of stronghold holding the most powerful item.” Sapnap rolled his eyes while George perked his head up in curiosity. This could be interesting.

Techno sits in his liberty trying to find something out about the kid. From what Techno could tell the kid was around three years old and was a hybrid just like him. The kid doesn't understand English but luckily understands basic piglin speak. Techno sighs and leans on a bookshelf. He should probably name the kid….maybe...Zeus...or Demete….no that doesn't fit them. Fuck wait he shouldn't name them, if he names them he’ll get attached. As he thinks he feels a tug on his pants. He looks down at the child who's holding their stomach. Great, hungry again, why do children need to eat so much? He opens up his inventory and gives them the only food he has on hand; a potato. They look at Techno confused, they shake it having never anything like this. Techno sighs and begins grunting and snorting in piglin speak. “It's a potato, you eat it, it's food.” He eats his own potato he had leftover as a demonstration. The child watches closely and eats it normally unlike their previous meals where they unhinge their jaw and swallow the food whole. Techno smiles in surprise and pats their head. Ok, maybe it's ok to get a little attached. 

Techno continues thinking of possible names while the child stares up at him copying his facial expressions. In English Techno huffs “God, what's a good name for a rando mob you found in your base.” The child looks up at him and Techno smiles. “what, can you suddenly understand English?” The child looks up at him staring. “Ok that's getting weird...do you want another potato? Does the rando mob want another potato?” The child looks at him and begins making grabby hands. In a rough scratchy voice extremely similar to Techno the child speaks. “Y-yes...Ranboo wants potatoes” Techno looks at them in surprise. He doesn't know why but he feels himself swell with pride from hearing the child's first words to him. Without saying anything he gives the kid another potato. Wait what did the kid say? Ranboo? “Ranboo” The child looks up at him. Oh, so he was closer to their actual name than he thought. 

Word count: 649

Date posted: 12/2/2020

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

Memories and Bath Time

I'm sad so there's a random part of angst at the bottom lol. Im sleep deprived so idk what to say. just take this. Im so bad at titles. 

This is part of the Dadblade and sonboo au like part.....5 I think?

Techno hisses peeling the bloody bandages off of his arm. After dedicating the whole day to reading and researching what the child..er Ranboo could be and where they could have come from, he just wanted to finally take a bath and go to bed. He has been neglecting his hygiene ever since he got hurt because he has been so busy adjusting to the new state of his body and taking care of Ranboo. He peels the bandages off of his leg and lets himself into the hot bath. It hurt like hell to move but once he let go he smiled. He despises baths since he thinks swimming in your own filth is the opposite of getting clean. Though this time he felt almost comforted and a little nostalgic. He lets himself sink in closing his eyes letting his body completely relax. The warmth of the water helps his muscles unstiffen, but makes the wounds all over his body sting. Though he couldn't get himself to care.

The last time he had a bath like this had to be when he was a kid. Techno smiles, remembering when Philza dragged him and Wilbur out of a mud pile and scolded them. Phil forced them to take a bath which they both fought him on. Techno wonders if Phil still has that scar from when he bit him….He wonders what Philza thinks of him now.

Once the water begins to cool he sits up and decides to actually scrub the dirt from his body. As he carefully uses a rag to clean his arm he notices behind all the dried blood and dirt black spots formed under his skin. He looks closer and determines it probably has to do with the wither sending a direct blast to his arm. He sighs knowing he’ll have to make a potion to make sure it doesn't get worse. He lifts his leg looking at the burned marks then looks at his stomach where the messy stitches he made seem to be close to falling apart. He tries to remember what he thought himself about taking care of stitches. You would think he’d be an expert on stitch care after making himself in charge of fixing up every bump, bruise, and scratch Tommy and Wilbur received. He sighs and takes the tweezers from the side of the bath deciding to start with taking all the splinters out of his body, that he got from some wood exploding. While he does that he notices the water turned brown from the blood and dirt from his body. He sighs and gets out draining the water, deciding to just take a quick shower then do whatever maintenance he needs to do for his body afterward. Fuck why does everything have to hurt so much, hopefully it’ll just go away soon.

Philza sits with his legs hanging out into the crater his oldest son made. The rain soaks his hair and clothes but all he can think about is his little boys. He remembers Techno reaching for his first book on government. He remembers the first time Wilbur strummed a chord on his guitar, and he remembers the first time Tommy waddled out of the house looking for adventure. He remembers all of their firsts so well, he watched all of their firsts with pride. At the time he was so proud he had forgotten that they’d all of their last. Their last play fight, their last storytime, their last crush, and their last demand to be tucked into bed had never come to him as a worry. After all, for most of their last, he probably wouldn't be there. At least he didn't think he would be there for their last breath anyway. 

Tommy sits with President Tubbo and the rest of the cabinet discussing Tubbos plan to rebuild L’manburg on top of the crater. Tommy smiles putting his arm around Tubbo as Quackity once again interrupts the meeting to do some random dance. They all laugh too distracted to see Tommy fighting back tears as a wave of memories of his brother in the same van come rushing over him. It's fine though Tommy has had years of practice holding back his tears.

Wilbur smiles walking around enjoying the scenery. It's a beautiful place beside the giant creator. There are a lot of flowers, animals, and people...though they all seem to ignore him. No matter though he was just about to explore a nearby lake, yay. There are so many new possibilities just waiting to happen. 

Word count: 757

Date posted 12/4/2020

[fl1nt-and-st33l]

It’s a Gh-gh-ghost!

Lol changed a few ideas of my Au and I thought I should mention that in my Au the events that take place on the SMP have a considerable time gap between each other so sorry if that's confusing. Tell me how I did and don't be afraid to say if this is confusing or something, again I really want to talk about my AU to yall and learn what y'all want to see and what you like/dislike about the series :) 

After his father went to bed Ranboo decided to sneak out and get some food. Technos arm has been acting up again lately so Ranboo decided to help by doing the chores his father usually does. Techno has made sure not to show signs of pain, but even though Ranboo is eleven he can tell the small signs his father gives showing that he's in pain. Techno goes to bed earlier, doesn't tell Ranboo off when he does something wrong, and workers even harder than he usually does when he is in pain. Ranboo grabbed his wooden practice sword, a water bucket, some carrots, and a crafting table to help him hunt after all this is what his dad usually takes when he goes out. Ranboo also takes his fathers netherite helmet with him for protection even though it's way too big for him. He smiles dragging his sword behind him looking around for something to kill. The sun hasn't set yet so he has time before he actually has to fight to survive. Ranboo wanders around trying to listen for signs of peaceful mobs. After an hour of walking he hears the distant moo of a cow. Ranboo smiles and begins running towards it happy that all this walking is about to pay off. He’s so happy he fails to notice the zombie that just spawned in the shade of a tree.

Tommy sighs looking at the diamond helmet he just crafted. He better hide this somewhere before Dream burns it. He gets his crafting table and slowly drags himself out of his mine ignoring the skeletons shooting at him. He goes up to his tent keeping an eye out for Ghostbur. Realizing he's once again alone he hides his armor and lays in bed trying to push aside his thoughts and sleep. He closes his eyes thinking he's going to be able to have the best sleep he's had in a few weeks, but is interrupted by a loud roar/scream of an enderman.

Earlier the same day Wilbur was looking for flowers to give Tommy hoping that’ll cheer him up. It's so hard to understand teenagers these days, after all how can someone be this sad during a holiday! Sure they’ve been on holiday for a few….months?....or has it been years he can't quite remember but who cares about how long they’ve been there they should be relaxing. As he picks flowers he notices something quite odd. He doesn't remember much but he's pretty sure he's never seen a mob like THAT before. A tall boy with a wooden sword and a helmet much too big for him runs across a field trying to take down a cow. What was odd about the boy was that he was perfectly split between white and black skin right to the middle. The boy tries to hit the cow but isn't doing much damage. Aww the poor thing, maybe it won't hurt to help the mob get some dinner. Wilbur appears next to the boy ready to assist him but is stunned when he sees the tall boy unhinge his jaw and tear off the cow's hind leg. Oh wow that's different… :0 maybe he would like to have dinner with him and Tommy. When the boy turns around and knotices Wilbur he screams getting scared by the strange see through man that looks a little bit like his dad. 

Ranboo holds up his wooden sword at the man with a hole in his stomach. He tries to compose himself not wanting to show fear. Ok, it's time, this is what Techno has been training him for his entire life to do. He tries not to show the fear in his eyes when he realizes this guy has a netherite axe and the sun is almost completely gone from the sky. He tries to focus on teleporting but he can't move himself and a whole cow with him. He begins shaking when he sees a skeleton spawn a few blocks away from him. Before he can do anything the see through man kills the skeleton and turns around to face Ranboo. Ranboo clutches this sword but the man holds out a blue flower. “This is for my brother but you can have one too”  The ghost smiles wide. Ranboo doesn't let his guard down just like his father taught him. “You don't want one? That's ok not everyone likes flowers...that was quite the catch on that cow, can you teach me how to do that?” Ranboo looks at him more confused than anything. “Ok..well your parents are probably looking for you...you look about maybe fourteen so it's probably past your bedtime...or maybe it is not, what time did I used to go to bed…” 

Wilbur thinks but is pulled from his thoughts when he hears Tommy slay a zombie behind him. “Ghostbur what are you doing!? You're going to get yourself killed again, come on let's go back to the campsite.” “Wait Tommy before we go meet my new friend he's right…..here” Wilbur turns around to see that the boy and the cow are gone. That's sad, he thought he made a new friend for Tommy. Well no use in thinking about it now, oh wait Tommys yelling again. Wilbur interrupts him saying how they should just get home now failing to notice the boy in the tree line doing his best to drag the cow back home. Though Tommy does notice the enderman particles and teleporting sound disappear in the forest behind Wilbur.

Woo what a scolding Ranboo got from Techno when he got home. Lol best not to mention the man he met in the forest to him.

Word Count: 957

Posted 12/7/2020