“Open up,” John commanded. Gale looked at him for a moment before doing as he was told, hinging open his jaws to reveal two rows of perfect teeth and a tongue like a pink velvet cushion.
Smiling with glee, John raised the bottle of whiskey and tipped its contents into his mouth. He watched as Gale’s eyes widened in shock and he spluttered, closing his mouth around the liquor and choking it down. The excess streamed down his chin and splattered onto the tiled floor. John wanted to lick it off Gale’s skin and suck it off his tongue, kiss him clean and then get him dirty again.
By the next morning the fog had mostly lifted. John told himself that he was fine because, as far as anyone could tell, he was. His limp was almost gone and he’d thrown his soiled underwear into the sea. The bruises were still there but that was only a problem when he took off his shirt, so he didn’t.
He’d learned a long time ago that bruises don’t hurt unless you press on them and scabs don’t bleed unless you pick, so he didn’t press and he didn’t pick. He drank and he snorted and he laughed with his friends. Laughter was cheap, after all, and there was no known cure for his particular ailment.
tonight we are sartorius, brogurt pouring over us [ch.2]
DISCLAIMER: this is not in any way an attempt to poke fun at fanfiction writers! all of us respect you a lot, and please keep in mind that this is just poking fun at jacob sartorius!
summary: jacob's with hunter now, and things are getting steamy..
warnings: ludacris; slurs; cursing; smut; boob prison; minion sex
word count: 915
authors’ notes:
stephanie: this was...fun..
sophia: this isnt funny guys -_- JACOB IS STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!! im mature for my age so i can SUE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Hey babe. Can you come over to my house tonight for some sweet sweet loving?” said Jacob, sexually aroused.
“Not tonight, I’m roasting this rice booty hole, chow ming whatever. Sorry baby.” Hunter said sadly. He didn’t like letting his princess down.
Yum… thought Jacob. I could really use some cummies right now……
So he called up his pal Cameron and kissed him on the lips even though he hadn’t gotten his period yet and it was super hot. He loved it. But Jacob couldn’t stop thinking about Hunter and his cold hard cummies.
The next morning, Jacob saw Hunter for MAGCON rehearsals, and there was some sexual tension, but that all went away when they went back stage…
“Hey babe,” Hunter moaned.
“Let’s skip the sweet talk, Hunter. I’m already getting a megaboner so let’s just get to the hardcore sex.”
And so they did-- backstage while fans were cheering for them to come out… but little did they know that their microphones were on while the show was going on.
Everyone was filming on snapchat, and one person was live streaming. Multiple people saw it, including jacobs parents, ricegum, and ilovejacobsartorius.
Jacob took off his bra and started swinging it around like a lasso. Hunter was getting really into it, when all of a sudden Jacob’s double D cups started to suffocate Hunter’s small head.
Hunter let out a muffled scream and the fans started to get worried, should they help? “Don’t worry guys we've got this under control” Cameron and Bartholomew said. They ran backstage and were stunned. THey began helping, but before they did, they had to double check. “guys , no homo, right?” they said. “No homo bro.” Jacob said, and hunter let out a stiff thumbs up.
Hunter was finally released from Jacob’s sexy boob prison and they continued to have sex. The fans all cheered and hollered as Hunter said, “I’m okay!!” and continued to fuck jacob hard.
After hours of jacob getting the dicc, he decided it was time for him, a small little, to succ his daddy, hunter.
Hunter let out an elephant like moan as he received the succ. Jacob felt pleased with himself, because he could previously not succ more than 7 diccs at a time, but he succt all 10 of hunter’s diccs and played with his 4 nipps.
The next morning, jacob decided to be extra gay and have a cup of tea, because he likes boys!!
Hunter started to sing into jacob’s ear:
[whistling] [Chorus 2x: Ludacris] Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Jacob accepted his sweet embrace. Maybe he was a little homo after all………….
overall: / me no likey likey / noice / u nasty i luv / the fuck kill me?! /
compliment: U R HONESTLY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ILY FUCK UR SO LIKE MY F A V UR BLOG IS PERF U R PERF EVERYTHIGN IS PERF ILY SO MUCH FUCKING HELL i wish we talked more but FUCK U R SO FUCKIN AMAZING IM
following: /…no / sure / just followed / hell ya! /
BONUS!
first impression: lucy can stab me w a niddle till i die, at least imma die happy
