wow i havent been on here in forever hello ppl. prob gonna delete soon cause i dont do anything w this account anymore fjkfj
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wow i havent been on here in forever hello ppl. prob gonna delete soon cause i dont do anything w this account anymore fjkfj
i feel like the discovery channel has like five shark weeks a year and we all keep forgetting when it is so they can get away with doing that
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyāre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs ⦠Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorryā¦
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Ugh Iām sorry
Alright ma youāre getting a āyou alive?ā text in 15
damn you people
oh god
So I love my mom not risking it
Me and my mom arenāt on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao
CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM š
i love my mother thanks
I love my momma
Love chu Ma š
goddammit
I KEEP LOOKING BACK AT IT
This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I donāt even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain
iām that person you see folding something and putting it back after iāve looked at it lol
^^^ And if I canāt fold it back perfectly theyāre gonna at least see that I tried.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
All.of.this
Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.
Iāve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.
Iāve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and āwhy donāt employees respect their own storeā while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.
This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.
And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isnāt my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people arenāt supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldnāt destroy your friendās house, donāt destroy retail shops.
Iāve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because Iām cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and Iām like āidk I donāt work hereā then they are like āthen why are you cleaning?ā
Itās,,, basic manners,,, to clean after yourself,,, what is wrong with people,,,
I fix shit in my old store every time I go in there and loudly bitch about other customers so they can hear me being viscerally upset that they canāt behave and put things fucking back where they belong.
can you guys reblog this and tag what job you have in your fantasy life? Iām a singer + actress in mine lol
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
So I actually have a job interview tomorrow and am to be there at 1:45pmā¦
This is why you keep ya family business off twitter
LMFAO
th..thā¦thats tuff lmaoo
CALM THE FUCK DOWN YāALL HE AINāT MARRIED
Look theyāre even friends now
good plot twist
I just DIED
ššš
They need to make š this emoji with š¤ this hat
when they say yeehaw but donāt ask haw yee
I love hanging out with baby boomers my mom was driving and we passed a āroad work aheadā sign and obviously i have no self control so now she thinks Iām the funniest person she knows
isnāt it pathetic how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they werenāt even worth a second of it
YOU THINK IāM JOKING BUT IāM DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then iām going to quit my job and become a couch
Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!
real talk chris evans just pisses me off so much bc heās an actualĀ āget a man who can do bothā meme like hear me out on one hand heās a frat boy dressing dude who works the fuck out at the gym, buys 6 packs of beer to go along with his six pack on his body, invents games likeĀ āfrozen blackjackā and is really good at throwing parties apparently BUT ON THE OTHER HAND heās a gigantic disney nerd?? a huge romantic sap and a Take Home Guyā¢?? he talks to his mom about everything and makes everyone feel welcome all the time?? very tolerant and polite?? adopts DOGS and names them after characters in his favorite movies?? loves kids and wants to get married ASAP?? honestly what the. fuck
uhh reblog this w your sign and wether or not your phone screen is cracked
ariana:Ā yeah, it feels so good to be so young and have this fun and be successful iām so successful, yeah
me, who just woke up at 2pm with 30 cents in my bank account:
my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. thatās a mood babey