#dadpig

[sargassos]

I was making dinner for @boarfeathers parents the other day and-

Regular paprika will never be a substitute for smoked paprika. How dare he even suggest such a thing.

[ragingpigpen]

Roadhog Headcanon- (dont) Shut Up Jamison.

 More often than not, Junkrats terrible puns and stupid comments make Roadhog smile, but thanks to his mask it’ll go completely unnoticed and because his body language never changes it goes unknown. He’s usually blunt with his words and expresses his ‘distaste’ towards the rat, but in all honesty? He loves hearing the junkers voice but denies it to keep up his tough image.

 Good luck having him admit it though, more likely to have a hand around your throat than a simple ‘yes’.