#dads rule

[mcmusing]

Who needs the golden touch when you have a little Diamond in the Rough? 💛

[fantasticfriedchicken]

shoutout to my dad for taking of the rest of my family bc we're all sick except for him

he went out and bought soup for my mom and I

rice for my brother

fried chicked bc he knows it makes me happy

he keeps checking on all of us every few minutes

he's making sure we go outside just a lil bit

woo, go dad!!

[gamma-gal-24]

🌸A Real Conversation w/ My Dad🌸

Me: Dad, do you remember the villain from The Incredibles?

Dad: *thinks for a moment* Syndrome?

Me: Yeah!😁

Also me: *Thinking I'm being sneaky* So, can I date him...?~😏

Dad: Nah.😌

Me: Why?! QwQ

Dad: Because.. It would be a SIN-drome.

And this, folks, is why I love my father.

[how-do-homan]

Dad: My abs are like stone

Me: soft stone

Dad: STONE

[skipah47150]

Clocking In As Dad!

Clocking In As Dad!

Missing San Diego weather like a degenerate gambler longs for his horse racing program, Mr. Skipah was back in the trenches playing big bad dad for the weekend.  The heir to the unamassed fortune was back in the graces of dad for the weekend, and we were back to our usual routine of “have fun” on steroids.  First though, I had to go venture to her Kentucky prison camp, because my little ninja…

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[skipah47150]

Best Laid Plains

Living with a KGB & Syrian spy sometimes has many advantages.  As a rule they know better than to talk back to me and sometimes they come up with some great ideas. Hammy’s get a little absurd depending on how much vodka he has had to drink, and Rosy is still getting adjusted to domestication at the Mathews abode.  She did go and hide today though when I told her Sloane is back with dad…

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[skipah47150]

Don't Let Her Grow Up!

Don’t Let Her Grow Up!

Welcome back to part two of a Saturday night blog party, the bomber is secured away catching up on lost episodes of [easyazon_link identifier=”B00BGLYCNI” locale=”US” tag=”skisrea02-20″]Jessie[/easyazon_link] and I’m still radiating heat like I spent two days in the sun.  Oh yeah I have spent two days in the sun, silly me.

Today’s adventures in Mathews land started off with a trip to Walmart. …

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[skipah47150]

We are going to conquer the world!

We are going to conquer the world!

I think I’ve fully recovered from yesterday, ribs are killing me but started getting some strength back by the end of the day.  All my organs have kissed and made up and are all blaming the appendix for aggravating the whole brawl.  He’s worthless anyway and they are starting an inner body petition to send me to the hospital to get him removed before he gets to pissed off and decides to burst…

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