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The custody debate
Jake Sully: Obviously, we have him since childhood and baby, and it means we get to have him.
Tonowari: You have him since childhood, but that doesn't mean you give him the attention he requires
Quarditch: He is obviously my son because I am his biological father
Spider: uh I don't know what's going happen right now
Spider: ...
Spider: I am going to look for Ronal
Ronal & Neytiri: arguing over who gets full custody of the Spider
Spider: Guess, I'm just going to hang out with my friends -_-
L'oak: Bro, we accept Spider first, and you won't have him as your sibling
Kiri & Tuk: You tell him L'oak
Aonung: No way, you think I would give up so easily for someone like you
Spider: I don't know how to respond to this situation...
Spider thought: Maybe I might have to set up a schedule for each week I get to hang out with a different family
Finding out the Emperor used power obtained from the Chaos Gods to create the Primarchs puts everything in a new light
It suddenly feels like a toxic custody situation where one parent is alienating their kids from the other parent for good reason and the other parent is, like, showing up at recess to be all "heyyy buddy, long time no see. Yeah I'd love to see you more, but you know how your mom is ugh haha. Too bad, we could eat taco bell every day if you lived with me"
And all of it results in the kids going "I'm moving in with dad in his one bedroom apartment to help him with his dropshipping business and you can't stop me" the second they turn 18
Summary of AFaA
A fucking custody battle with Quaritch and Jake- thats the damn summary...and Eywa getting the milk-THATS THE SUMMARY-
Time to admit that Pipis are the children of Spamton and Tenna, unfairly split up in the divorce.
It was difficult to translate this into English, so I'm sure there is a semantic error here.
Cracking open a Coors Light as he lit his charcoal grill, Eagles fan Anthony Marcus reportedly started tailgating at 9 a.m. Thursday ahead of the custody hearing for his 8-month-old daughter. “I always like to get together with the boys and throw back a few cold ones before the afternoon trial starts,” said Marcus, pointing toward a crowded section of the parking lot off the side of the courthouse as a “good spot to piss without getting caught.”
Full Story
I made this book cover for the amazing fanfic “custody” by @ao3gobi17
https://archiveofourown.org/works/47147500