#dafuq?

[admiral-shirogane]

So... Would you prefer if we called you daddy?

[freddyurameshi]

since when did Tumblr start flagging blunts as mature content?

[autemka]

Uhh, h-hello! ^^

I have a q-question. . .

If I t-tickle you - are you g-gonna tickle me b-back? ^^

Hmm. Will I?

I don’t know you, consider about your age, suspicious ask and logic you have.

Hmmmm I don’t know buddy.

[departmentq]

Chirp's description for the ebook edition of Martha Wells' All Systems Red

Dafuq?!?!

[train-of-thwot]

Apparently the infamous Myung Tackle was for a bet??

I didn't know bro TOOK bets

[kateofthecanals]

Ned: “no Robert I will not agree to assassinate a child we’ve never met in a country across the world because she poses a threat to your rule”

Some weirdo in my FYP: “NED WOULD NOT HESITATE TO MURDER THEON!!!”

[partypuppynastja]

They're not gonna fuck you, lmao

Well that's a relief; I'm just serving dinner right now

[ambelle]

and as someone who is a victim of emotional abuse, stop using gaslight so loosely to mean that someone said something wrong that you know isnt right. its a step further in that person *knowing* that theyre wrong and still asserting that theyre right, and making the other person feel intentionally crazy for asserting the truth. if you want a definition from actual words from my trauma certified therapist. smh.

I'm a victim of abuse so oops where do we go from here? You think you're the only person on tumblr who has been abused and has a therapist? Tom was absolutely gaslighting people asking about Duke by pretending he didn't have any control over including him or not. And it IS gaslighting to pretend Batman editorial overall don't have an obvious issue with Starfire (and the Titans).

You reading allll his tweets mocking Duke fans and deciding to agree with him and reduce this to shipper drama makes you an idiot. What part of this was never about ships and he was deflecting isn't clicking? You'll be blocked if you come to my inbox again. I don't actually give a shit about TT you brought him up. In fact, it's always some anon bringing shit to my inbox and then crying when I answer. Y'all are weird AF LOL.