Jul 18, 2025
Y'know, I try to be reasonable and kind to the few spiders I find in my apartment - if they are not directly over my head or in some far away corner I can't reach causing me to get out the vacuum, I'll just scoop 'em with a glass and get them outside-
so why, WHYYYY, do I keep ending up with some BIG-OL' SPIDER ON MY BODY, READY TO GIVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK?!!!!?!
#this time that fucker was on my fucking back#I didn't even know if I had successfully reached it to fling it away at first#(I've discovered it on the floor once the screaming had ebbed)#dafuq?!#this is just as bad as the time I washed my face in the morning felt a weird tingly sensation in my hand while drying it#then walked downstairs to the kitchen reached for the cereal bowl in the cupboard -#only to find a huge ass spider on the sleeves of my shirt#I was paranoid about using my towels for *months* after that#now I'll be paranoid about drawing the fucking curtains of my bedroom window... greAT#about me
