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Daily Incorrect Quote: 24.7.22

Master Fu: (trying to sound wise) Nothing is free in life!

Tikki: Love is free

Wayzz: Knowledge is free

Duusu: Adventure is free

Trixx: Everything is free if you take it without paying…

Master Fu:

Master Fu: Trixx no…

Daily Incorrect Quote: 26.7.22

Ukraine: What time is it?

Russia: I don’t know, pass me the trombone

Russia: *plays trombone loudly and extremely out of tune*

Germany: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING TROMBONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING??!! Russia: It’s 2 am

Daily incorrect quote: 9.10.22

No one:

Not even a soul:

Absolutely nothing:

My Italian dad: *Eating pasta out of a saucepan*

Daily Incorrect Quote: 28.7.22

Luz: Well, King was banned from the Chicken Shack so we had to go out of town to get some

King: They shouldn’t say “All you can eat” if they don’t really mean it

Luz: King… you ate a chair

King:

Luz:

King: So…?

Daily Incorrect Quote: 27.7.22

Imperial: I know you snuck out last night, Fascist

Reich: Play Dumb! Fascist: Who’s Fascist?

Reich: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

(Again pls don't hate me for including these three)

Daily Incorrect Quote: 25.7.22

Store Worker: Would Ms. Imperial Japan please come to the front desk?

Imperial, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Fascist and Reich*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Fascist and Reich, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Imperial: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

(please dont hate me that I included Fascist, Reich and Imperial, they just seemed to work so well with this)

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