Fusion song
Rude, mean, loud, crass, cunning, self-absorbed, over-dramatic, easily-bored, sarcastic, spiteful and arrogant, there’s no-one who manages to love himself more than the creatively-named Jobacio. This is fortunate, because his insufferable dickery means most other people won’t. Although his stupid bullshit should constantly get him into trouble, his eerie levels of luck and ability to bluff his way out of everything make him virtually immune to getting his ass righteously kicked. He’s secretly a fucking nerd who doesn’t listen to half the bands he has t-shirts of and religiously watches shitty police movies. The only really ‘positive’ thing that can be said about this fucker is his loyalty - if he starts hanging around, get used to it.
@dailyjose
