I'm dumber than rocks what's ddw bestie
either i’m getting old or we’re losing the ancient texts
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I'm dumber than rocks what's ddw bestie
either i’m getting old or we’re losing the ancient texts
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58835752/chapters/204634826
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OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN SO LONG I'M SO SORRY!!!
TwT
Shit's been hectic but I pushed this outta my ass so read it.
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Ship: Nogla × Wildcat • Moo
AU: Business
Setting: /
Genre: Angst/ Comfort • Smut
Warning⚠️: The chapter you're about to read contains swearing, homophobia, toxic relationships mentions of alcohol and drugs and other mentions or situation that may trigger or offend the reader. Viewer's discretion is advised. 🔞
SHIPPING POST INBOUND DUCK AND COVER
Of course starting this off by saying no hate to ships that I don’t personally ship y’all do y’all duh
Bro shipping new shit and or multi shipping is so crazy to me (I’m not counting them with their irl partners as shipping (at least not in this post)) cuz ya know back in the day for me it was JUST H2OVanoss, Minicat, Terrorsnuckel, Daithi de Calibre, and Fourzer0wrk (or whatever Scotty and Marcels ship name was I genuinely forgot). Like everyone HAD TO BE paired together AND I had NEVER been one to multi ship. I don’t know why it’s just always been like one ship grabs me by the neck and in turn I super glue them together and idk throw repulsion gel from Portal 2 on them so other people bounce off them (? Idk I gave up on the analogy sorry) and now I sit here and go “… bro Basicallycat… but also Daithicat… <(*0*)>” or (once again) whatever their ship names actually are
BUT NOT ONLY THAT BUT would… would I be shot in the back of the head if I thought Vanoss and Pasta would be cute? 😭 Like okay it’s DEFINITELY nothing even CLOSE to how delusional H2OVanoss makes me and they don’t necessarily have any actual “moments” togethers I just think they’re neat. They just seem to vibe together and neither of them give a shit about anything and just laugh at shit. It might also just be because Vanoss keeps specifically talking to/calling over Pasta to show her something without including the rest of the guys who are literally 3 feet away from them like how Vanoss and Delirious do together. I also wanna say this: I love pasta so so SO much (she fucking hilarious and a great addition to the group and literally everytime she makes me laugh hard I follow it up with “oh my fucking god I love pasta” usually) but there’s times where she reminds me of Delirious with like some of the things she says or acts so maybe I just see H2OVanoss in… idk Pastanoss? Vanasta??
In my eyes H2OVanoss might as well be the literal definition of love for me tho and literally (Im seriously not joking) if I look at how a couple or someone who has a crush acts around/with their partner/crush there’s been AT LEAST ONE time in EVERY scenario I’ve seen where I’ve gone “…Ha! Just like Delirious with Vanoss/Vanoss with Delirious/H2OVanoss”. That’s also includes my own relationships and crushes. Bro a fucking rpf ship about two YouTubers that have been JUST FRIENDS for 13 years is the definition of love for me what the hell. There is H2OVanoss everywhere for those with eyes to see
(If Vanoss and Pasta come out and say they’re dating I am so sorry for pretty much comparing them to H2OVanoss and I’m gonna shut my ass up oops 😭)
Ps I’ve been trying to post about shipping both Wildcat with Basically and Nogla for AWHILE NOW but I had no idea how to word it
Now that I think about it I can’t believe I posted about Pasta and Vanoss on the DAY Vanoss and Delirious appear in a video together again after 2 or 3 months without doing so what the fuck have I done what the hell is wrong with me
BBS Fic: Vampire Bite.
Fandom: Banana Bus Squad.
Wc: 392
Pairing: Wildcat/Nogla.
Warning: Vampire AU. Swearing. Friendship. Flirting. Arguing. Confession. Sarcasm. Biting. Jealousy. Possessiveness. Not edited.
Notes: I wanted to write this pairing for awhile, but wasn't sure how. So, enjoy. :)
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Nogla was shoved against the wall, grunting in pain at being man-handled in such a way.
"Hey, I don't do that to you," he said, glaring at his companion glowering at him.
"You almost fucked up the entire mission thanks to your pity arguments," said Tyler.
"Pity?" Nogla rolled his eyes. "They were practically drooling over you after finding out you're a vampire. A high-ranking one, not married, with no partner holding you down."
"I don't need one when I have you," Tyler growled, shoving Nogla against the wall again, pressing his hands to Nogla's shoulders, keeping him in place.
"You don't scare me," said Nogla, letting out a laugh.
Tyler leaned in, "Then why's your heart racing?"
"You're kinda cute."
Tyler sighed, letting go of Nogla, "And that's why I'd rather you not fuck this up, your envious pity party won't get us anywhere."
"And them eye-fucking you will?"
"Like I honestly care what they think of me." Tyler stepped back, and Nogla could see in the dim light his eyes were becoming a hazy red. "I already have to make sure they don't kill you out of some kind of jealous favoritism."
"It's the reason why I bothered to come, cause I knew some vampire-obsessed bitch would lick your feet."
"You're not licking my feet!"
"I'm not a vampire-obsessed bitch!"
"What do you call this then, asshole?" Tyler asked.
It was actually quite refreshing to argue after the pent up need to slap some people who stared at Tyler for too long.
"I like you, not your fangs, or you're obvious need to bite the nearest human," said Nogla, pulling at his shirt to reveal his neck, "now hurry up, you're looking a little hungry."
Tyler glared at Nogla, "You're doing this on purpose."
"Of course I am, but it's better to bite someone you know than to give satisfaction to those freaks over there."
Tyler closed in on Nogla, his eyes becoming a darker red, and there was a bit of drool on his bottom lip. "More like your satisfaction, you easy-to-read bitch."
And before Nogla could retort, Tyler bit him on his neck, and they held each other against the wall, for once, not arguing with each other.
Nogla ran his fingers through Tyler's hair, hoping to return Tyler's red eyes back to his pretty blue.
Nogla being a horny weeb on Wildcat’s stream.
Headcanons for Terrormoo or DDW? 💚💚💚💚💚
Terrormoo
- They both get way too into sports, and if Brock wants to rile up his boyfriend he'll talk about the *real* football (which results in Brian ranting for a good 15 minutes)
-Dog couple. They have like, 3 dogs- Brian loves to bring them all with him on his morning runs
-Brian's overtaken most of Brock's side of the closet, and most of the drawers in their dresser too. He has way to many clothes, but Brock can't find it in his heart to tell Brian he buys too much
-Brian swoons when Brock uses his muscles to lift stuff (like that one time Brian dropped his phone under the bed, and ho *boy* did he enjoy the view)
-They're both movie buffs- so date night and movie night are synonymous
-When they get married, Brian is a bridezilla and I will support that headcannon till I die.
-They always go waaaay over the top for Christmas- a tree in the bedroom, one in the living room, one in the guest bedroom; all real ones too, dressed to the nines in ornaments (What? Brock really likes Christmas. He's basically a protagonist in a Hallmark holiday movie)
-Halloween costume go-tos are always Disney. Always.
DDW
-Tyler has to drag Nogla to bed since his sleep schedule is so shit. For the first few months living together, Nogla genuinely couldn't go to bed but then he started enjoying Tyler picking him up like a Disney princess
-Arguments are always passionate, but they always manage to put their shit aside and apologize before bed
-They share clothes, since they're both freakishly tall.
-Kino! Joe! Tony! They're spoiled and 100% of the time it's Nogla whose behind it. One night Tyler came home to find Nogla sleeping on the floor, since all three dogs were taking up the bed (he took many, many photos)
-Coffee dates are Nogla's favorite, even if Tyler always ends up finishing his drink
-They most definitely go to the drive in's and makeout the whole time instead of y'know, watching the movie
-Tyler is NOT jealous that Wilddad and Wildmom give Nogla more attention when he's over, no sir. Not jealous at all.
okay then uhhh daithi de wildcat for 19? i didnt realise the earlier ship wasnt on your list, mobile doesnt show tags for me
kinds of kisses
daithi de wildcat drabble19. drunk kisses that are messy and giggly and silly but simply happy and loving
a/n; ok i really enjoyed this one.
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Tyler was genuinely surprised that they managed to get into their room and lock the door behind them with how drunk they both were. Also the fact that Daithi didn’t seem to want to leave him for a second made it difficult to jam the key in the door and get it open.
Still, because Tyler’s amazing, he got it done without even shoving Daithi off him. Not that he ever would, even with how much he threatened it.
The second their bags were on the ground, the drunk Irishman was dragging Tyler gleefully to the bed, shoving him down and flopping on top of him. The pleasant hum was almost dog-like and Tyler couldn’t resist scratching his head for good measure.
“You’re a nuisance,” he told the man, with a yawn.
Daithi began spotting kissed up his chest, making it to his neck and pressing his warm face against the cool skin. “I love ye,” he mumbled, but it came out sounding more like “lub” than “love”.
Tyler rolled his eyes and bit his tongue. “You’re heavy,” he returned, and Daithi laughed against his throat before dragging himself up above his boyfriend.
“I love ye,” he said again, meeting Tyler’s eyes and smacking both hands against his cheeks. “And ye love me!” he proclaimed, before dropping down and slapping a kiss to Tyler’s mouth.
Tyler kissed back. Because even if he acted like he was sick of Daithi, he wasn’t. He hardly ever was. Even if he acted like he didn’t want to kiss the Irishman, he did and he would always kiss him back.
“I love you,” Daithi tried to say into Tyler’s mouth, breaking away to snort in laughter as Tyler closed his eyes and sighed. He couldn’t hide his wide smile at his lover’s idiocy. He caught him by the cheek and brought him back down into a kiss.
A peck. Then another. Then a kiss with Daithi’s tongue snaking into his mouth and licking at his.
“You’re drunk,” Tyler told him as he pushed the man up.
“I’m in love,” Daithi declared as a counter, flopping back down on Tyler’s chest and nuzzling into his neck. “Wit’ youuu,” he sung, voice wobbling.
Tyler stared up at the ceiling, watching it spin as he rubbed his boyfriend’s back.
“You’re dumb.”
“I love ye!”
“You’re crazy.”
“I looove youuuu.”
“You’re absolutely mad.”
“I love you.”
“Yeah, yeah. I love you too.”
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