Ship Meme – Taeven and Tsuki!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - FOREVER (Or well until Tsuki dies from the anchor or Tae from the taint ops)
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - In the Dragon age verse they are childhood friends but they do not meet each other for ten years after the blight. When they did meet up again they quickly turned lovers.
How was their first kiss? - Taeven was naked.. Tsuki was fully clothed and very frustrated... It was an experience.
Who proposed? - Probably Tsuki
Who is the best man/men? - Dirth?
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sera and Darcia.
Who did the most planning? - Tsuki.
Who stressed the most? -Josephine?
How fancy was the ceremony? - Nothing fancy. Just a small dalish bonding cermony
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - SOLAS
Who is the one to instigate things? - Taeven
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - A while~
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 1 if they are lucky
How many children will they adopt? - 0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Tsuki
Who is the stricter parent? - Taeven
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Tsuki
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Tsuki
Who is the more loved parent? - Both!
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Tsuki
Who cried the most at graduation? - Taeven
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Taeven
Who does the most cooking? - Both
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - None of them
Who does the grocery shopping? - Tsuki
How often do they bake desserts? - Not very often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Tsuki
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - None
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Tsuki
Who cleans the room? - Tsuki
Who is really against chores? - Taeven
Who cleans up after the pets? -Taeven
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Taeven
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Tsuki
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Tsuki
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Tsuki
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Taeven
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Tsuki orders thw whole of Skyhold to be decorated properly for the holidays. Dalish style
What are their goals for the relationship? - To not die and support each other.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - None they are both up early
Who plays the most pranks? - Tsuki
