#damasteroftasks

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“You talk to me like that again.  And I will fry your ass.” Wanda  tapped her foot to the floor.

[reddead-archived]

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“If you’re going to cause trouble, I will gladly throw you back to the sharks.”

[movedtodubiousdeviant]

“I’m really not in the mood today.”

[polymathprincess-blog-blog]

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“While not yet at peak efficiency, Scythe Solutions it is operating well within projected parameters. Dr. Pym would also like a word with you at your earliest convenience. Here is the number he wishes you to use.”

[the-dread-pirate-bluetail]

“What’s with the mask?”

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[frosty-the-iceman]

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[notdirectoranymore-blog]

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    “ What’d you just say? ”

[shielddeputydirector]

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Maria Hill has been in her fair share of so-called Mexican Standoffs.

There was one that involved Deadpool and Taskmaster.

There was another with a potential HYDRA traitor, and a loyal SHIELD agent. That one was the worst, because at the moment, the loyal one wanted to flat out murder the suspect, and that would never do without proof. 

Then there was the one with Barton and Tasha, but that was paintball and ended up with all three of them shot dead center of the forehead in all three colors.

Her favorite was the one with Jasper and Phil. Squirt guns at twenty paces.