#damianwayneofficial

[damianwayneofficial]

My people of the Internet, I have a grievance to make. Yesterday, I went with my brothers and sisters to this evil and torturous prison called a 'zoo', where hungry capitalists place animals in captivity for their entire lives, so people can spend their money to look at and laugh at the poor animals that have never had a taste of freedom.

Tell me why, when I tried to liberate the animals, Father stopped me, and even had the audacity to scold me? He said that if I would not act like a normal person of society, I would never be allowed back to the 'zoo'. I would not have that, and I managed to bring salvation to the peacocks, meerkats, penguins, and giraffes before @grayson-wayneofficial SNITCHED on me to Father. Now I'm not allowed to go to the zoo anymore, a small price to pay, but my mission is still not finished.

Good bye.

[damianwayneofficial]

Hello everyone.

Happy Ramadan.

[damianwayneofficial]

Is it true that your dad birthed you and your brothers??

Yes. He himself birthed us. No one else. That's why we are all the spitting image of him.

[damianwayneofficial]

Hello, fourth Robin.

Hello unnamed, not-anonymous stranger. Have you lost your wits and have come and dared to challenge me?

[damianwayneofficial]

[ Hello! I’m Australian and sometimes we get crocodiles lounging on the river banks. Aren’t they so cute? ]

Quick! Befriend it by offering it chunks of criminals and Redhood

[damianwayneofficial]

Everyone, why do you only send cat pictures or dog pictures? Are these the only animals in the world? If you don't have another animal, find one.

[damianwayneofficial]

hello little brother, is good to see you!

Oh?

don't you remember me?

I happen to be the blood Daughter of Bruce Wayne. you are the second born, second in line. i have no interest in the cowl, keep your pants on, it's all yours. but consider having me as an ally, a friend...a sister, perhaps?

picture it; the princess and prince of gotham, taking down the buisness side of things while we clear gotham of it's imperfections as the second generation of cat and bat

sleep on. it, you'll come running eventually.

-Ruby/BC

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[damianwayneofficial]

Greetings,

Damian number 2.

I will have you know, poser, that I am the one, the ONLY, true Damian Wayne. I am Bruce Wayne's true son and heir to the demon throne.

I am absolutely sickened by the amount of laypeople who are so desperate to replicate even an ounce of my being. How does Richard cope with all those fake accounts.....