#dammit shakespeare

[cloud-etudes]

Titus Andronicus, Act 5 Scene 3

Saturninus: could you pass the salt

Titus: you know what fuck this *kills Lavinia*

Tamora: what the fuck

Titus: fuck you too *kills Tamora*

Saturninus: fuck you *kills Titus*

Lucius: fuck you *kills Saturninus*

Marcus: what the fuck is happening

Lucius: fuck is happening

[pipulp]

me and my group have to film for our AP english project today

[scifiromance]

[the1eyedtree]

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

was Shakespeare’s way of saying you’re hot.

[ledamemangociana]

when you think about how shakespeare had a fantastic way of warning women that boys are assholes but at the same it's a fluent, long-winded way of saying "boys will be boys" when he wrote

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more.

    Men were deceivers ever,

One foot in sea, and one on shore,

    To one thing constant never.

Then sigh not so, but let them go,

    And be you blithe and bonny,

Converting all your sounds of woe

    Into hey nonny, nonny.

[thornsandwillows]

"I need to start my final essay!" I cry, as I continue to spend hours on tumblr.

[cornchipz-revival]

i really like skulls okay

i have drawn them all over my school books and i have skull earrings and there is a fur seal skull in the back of my bio class and sometimes i will go and get it and put it on my desk and put my hat on it in class even though it freaks out the girl who sits across from me and doesn't like dead things (why is she even in a bio class omg bio is predominantly dead things) and sometimes i think about how underneath everybody's face there is just a skull

don't study hamlet okay this is what it does to you

[noeticallysexy-blog]

O happy dagger!

Juliet, Romeo and Juliet