Replaying DAI I forgot how hilariously tragic Solas is. I mean he always sets things up and then screws up in the worst possible way.
Super ritual in the making must prepare: mini-veil, lock up Evanuris and Blight. Got it. >:)
VEIL COVERS THE WHOLE SKY
Well nevermind let's give my powerful orb to an evil magister he will surely die and I'll finally get it right >:)
EVIL MAGISTER UNLOCKS THE ORB AND A MORTAL ELF GETS THE POWER TO ENTER THE FADE
Well I like this elf she cute. Let's fall in love, arrange a super romantic date and tell her everything so I can be with her forever >:)
STEALS HER VALLASLIN AND LEAVES HER BAREFACED AND THEN ABONDONS HER
Ok just move the Evanuris to another prison so they can't escape when I tear down the veil >:)
FREES ELGAR'NAN AND GHILAN'NAIN AND DOOMS EVERYONE
Fuck. Ok nvm I'll use Rook and FINALLY get rid of this fckn veil >:)
GETS BOUND TO THE VEIL FOREVER
Well. Shit.
I mean Solas, can you even arrange a pic-nic?









