Nov 12, 2019
@markiplier WADE'S CURSE HAS FOUND A NEW PLACE TO HAUNT!
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@markiplier WADE'S CURSE HAS FOUND A NEW PLACE TO HAUNT!
Is men with facial hair a turn on or a turn off for you? Clearly anon.
The question sounds innocent enough, right? Well, Pietro knew better. He glanced towards Wade the anon, biting his lip for a moment. He knew that his answer, no matter what it would be, was going to have an impact on how Wade felt about himself. I could just say I love men with no hair. At all. Anywhere. That wouldn’t be a lie because he loves the shit out of Wade and, well, he fits that description. But the speedster knew that a simple reaction like that wouldn’t actually be taken the right way, and so he decided to tackle this a little bit more carefully.
“Well, ‘Clearly Anon’ which isn’t Wade at all of course, “ He smiled and looked him up and down, wondering how he thought that his ‘clearly anon’ claim wasn’t obviously a lie. “I think it depends. I like clean, soft faces, as much as any other guy. Beards look nice and stuff, but have you actually touched that stuff? Rough, hard to clean. But when there’s no facial hair, you can stroke those cheeks and-” He sighed happily, “ they feel like newborn baby angel butts! Love the new look by the way, Anon.” He grinned, twirling whatever he had in his hands at the time.
“Also, soooo not an anon? Because I can seeeeee Wade through the anon crap. “ he chuckled, tilting his head, “Can you be more amazing? Ever..? This is not cool. Nope. You are too good to be true!”
Smash or pass: Me. (Don't break my heart. I'll moan about it for the rest of your existence, and you know I can't die... so it'll be a long time.)
“Wilson, you automatically disqualify yourself from this. You can break fourth walls. Hardly fair when this is for your mun’s ears only. Then again, ‘smash’ if only to shut you up for an indeterminate length of time.”
Oh look, I'm not hating myself.
Also, I almost forgot that fucking spider on his chest, like, 3 times.
I AM SO DONE IM GOING TO HIDE UNDER A ROCK AND NEVER COME OUT
How about me? Snow. Since you're being nit-picky with the names.
"You? Hmmm... That guy that owes me the money." Wade crosses his arms.
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please do that xD [bonus points for little chibi ryu and milly in the background taking pictures]
Oh man laughs. Photoshoot though. He would. He totally would. And he'd find the most friggin sexual poses to show off jfc
Is it sad I see him doing that? Is it? It probably is.
I'm laughing because Wade was a complete wreck last night and now he's publicly going out and actually talking to someone about setting up a fuck. Christ Wade. Then again, this would be how he unwinds. That and senseless drinking. ....it's good it's not drinking.