#damnlettuce

[swordmaid]

Lets get married so we dont have kids but double the money

okay what we do is get married then one of us fake our death. while the other claims the money from their death, u go find a remote island we can reside in and take 9 cats with you on ur way there

[swordmaid]

HOLYSHIT YOU TOO? When I was younger my sister never fucking understood why I couldnt watch hey arnold or rockos modern life and I was like dUDE THE SECONDHAND EMBERASSMENT, although rockos modern life was more of an idk, really uncomfortable vibe because theres always something that went wrong.

I KNOW OMG 

oh man whenever i watched hey arnold i literally have to pause, run out of the room and calm myself for like 5 minutes before breaking down to a mess ok secondhand embarrassment is such a trip to deal with i literally cannot ??!?!?!?

this happens in fics as well oMFG ive read so many fics where they’re giving me secondhand embarrassment aND HOLY SHIT I just lose all cool and im just a giggling mess and a part of me wants to throw my phone across the room bc i cant handle but the other part wants to read on and theres no in between !!

[swordmaid]

damnlettuce replied to your post: send me ur instagraaaaammssss

@damnlettuce_ it was, I think at least, bUT IM BARELY ACTIVE LMAO

i cant find u???? ))):

[swordmaid]

Small reminder that youre a beautiful human being and ilu <3

look at my wife shes so cute what the fuck

[swordmaid]

Can I give u a forehead smooch? Cuz ur my friend and ilu and u deserve a big smooch

👁👄👁 go off miss thang

[swordmaid]

Dude your personal art is like??? Holyshit??? I love it??? When I first saw Koi girl I was so impressed and for a second I didnt even recognize it was u and then I saw and was like doUBLE WHOA PLS POST MORE THANK

cries ???? on you ???? the fuck ???? thank u Andy wTF ??? sorry I was emoing yesterday night but this means a lot to me ? ?? wtf thank u u sweet soul im so happy to see ur art too !! ur improving a whole lot it’s inspiring

[empresskira]

@damnlettuce replied to your post “Oh god I can releate to that bisexual stuff so much. My bf keeps...”

Like, whats so hard to understand about the simple fact that a relationship doesnt erase your sexuality?! Its so frustratinggg. I hope you get that sorted out with your man soon

I know its ridiculous! Hahaha, yeah I can only hope. (Its an ongoing struggle)

[empresskira]

Oh god I can releate to that bisexual stuff so much. My bf keeps saying im Olisexual (His name) , instead of straight tho. Since Im attracted to him but thats still annoying als hell? But I get that shit so often, Ive been dating more guys than girls but that doesnt make me straight why do people not understand thattttt

Riiiiiggghhhtttt??? It fucking sucks because its my own damn husband that is doing it. Like, I seriously asked him if he still checks out other girls, which I am not bothered because like whatever (I am open to poly). He said yes and I said okay, well I check out both. Like I dont know??? That just goes over his head?? I have had an on going battle with this for a while, its stressful. And then people you dont know comment on it! *throws hands up* Like dude! Butt out! People just don’t understand unless they are bisexual themselves!