Desktop. Technician. So much more than a man in the chair, but rather the chair in the man. Follow me, im going places. Rather than the stereotype of an administrator or designer, this occupation is much more dense. dense like scuba dense. For pay of this dense job it averages somewhere between 28k and 35k, depends on cost of living, state, gender, etc. Desktop Technicians job enviorment include classical elevator music, computers, working on desks and perhaps the best bonus of all - Your very own chair yay. Other fine office shennanigans include a fine bubbler, as you would say in wisconsin, or Water fountain in the real world, some chairs, spare rooms for meetings and activities, pretty much this, have you ever seen the show “The Office”? If you have, that. That is what you can do for the rest of your life.