#dan cody

[the-cpusystem]

Am I bigbrained for this

[hearmyheadcanon]

Young Gatsby: [to Cody] You know, you’re like a dad to me.

Dan Cody: What happened to your real dad?

Young Gatsby: [lying] Uh.. drowned in a bathtub.

Dan Cody:

Dan Cody: And your mom?

Young Gatsby: Bathtub.

Dan Cody: As well?

Young Gatsby: [nodding furiously] Big bathtub.

[more-than-tender-curiosity]

blurry because i was soso scared

It’s okay the dan cody sweatshirt can’t hurt you

[vehiculartheyslaughter]

The Great Gatsby + Onion/Reductress headlines Part One

[purpetua]

My dad watched the ending of The Great Gatsby movie with me and now he keeps calling me Old Sport

[nick-carra-gay-for-gatsby]

should i make this my new icon

[mu-mimama]

Can someone explain to me what the deal is with Dan Cody. I’ve read the passage a billion times and he seems like a generally shitty dude sure but It seems as if everyone has a really specific view of who he is and how he acts and the like and I’m extremely curious to know where it comes from so I can overanalyze something new /gen

[hana-loves-bumblebees]

Dan in era-accurate drag that’s just Titanic’s Rose’s dress

I’m so sorry gatsbin. But also I’m not.

@more-than-tender-curiosity