Headcanon-Related-Name-Here

headcanon account by @theballadoftimburton

[hearmyheadcanon]

Will: I read that 1 in 4 people are gay. I hope it’s Mike, because Mike’s cute.

Robin: I don’t think it’s Mike, sweetie.

[hearmyheadcanon]

Scorpius: Happy Valentine’s Day, Albus!

James: Oh? You guys celebrated Valentine’s together?

Rose: Is it like.. a ‘Palentine-Galentine’ thing?

Scorpius:

Scorpius: Suuuuurreeee..

[hearmyheadcanon]

Just reminding you all, since it is V-day as of right now

[hearmyheadcanon]

Scorpius: Um, are you nuts? I don’t wanna steal the Time-Turner from your aunt, I don’t wanna go back in time, and I don’t wanna die!

Albus: I say it’s worth a shot.

Scorpius: Yes I agree let’s do it

[hearmyheadcanon]

do you think James Sirius ever peeved Scorpius off because “haha your my brothers ‘boyfriend’ ahahahshsjsmskks” and scorpius just yells “MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS” and then harry walks in. takes his glasses off. cleans them. breathes on them and wipes them again and puts them back on because Is That Scorpius Or Did Malfoy Find The Fountain Of Youth

[hearmyheadcanon]

If Scorpius or Albus ever had a child, his name would be Kairos Volta.

Kairos means Time. Volta means the turning of time.

Thank you.

[jamesspowl]

Kairos Volta: Dad, why is that my name? Scorpius: Well, your name comes from the biggest mistake of our lives — and it’s your dad Albus’s fault — because that mistake made us realize we were in love. Kairos Volta: … Albus: Great. Now he thinks you meant something completely different!

[hearmyheadcanon]

it’s hilarious how i said “or”, but “and” works. it DEFINITELY works. it works so much that it’s getting paid. thank you bro for making this scorbus related

[jamesspowl]

This is hilarious because I didn’t see the “or” at all XD but “or” doesn’t work: Albus or Scorpius: Let’s name our child Kairos Volta. X: Why? Albus or Scorpius: You know… it reminds me of that best friend I had, we pulled off a huge screw-up together, and then we became even better friends afterwards. X: But this is our child, not your child with your friend ://///////

[hearmyheadcanon]

Albus or Scorpius: I wish.

X: What.

[jamesspowl]

ding ding

Albus: … Hello? Scorpius (standing in the doorway, cradling a baby): Hi… Albus: Is something wrong? Scorpius: No… Well, actually, yes. I just got divorced. And I didn’t know where to go. The baby’s mother said to go to the person who actually gave birth to the kid… and, well, she kicked me and the baby out. Albus: Oh… Well, come in. Um… the baby’s pretty… got golden hair… just like you. Scorpius: Actually, right now he looks more like a little bald chick. When they’re newborns, you can’t really see that blond hair. Albus (smiling): But when they grow up, they’ll definitely be beautiful. I’m sure of it. Just like his dad. Scorpius (blushing): Uh… thanks…

[hearmyheadcanon]

beautiful..

wipes tears

[hearmyheadcanon]

Percy Jackson: a troublemaker

Percy Weasley: academically inclined

Percy Jackson: How do we share a name?

Percy Weasley: I have no idea, but my brothers would LOVE you.

[hearmyheadcanon]

Young Gatsby: [to Cody] You know, you’re like a dad to me.

Dan Cody: What happened to your real dad?

Young Gatsby: [lying] Uh.. drowned in a bathtub.

Dan Cody:

Dan Cody: And your mom?

Young Gatsby: Bathtub.

Dan Cody: As well?

Young Gatsby: [nodding furiously] Big bathtub.

[hearmyheadcanon]

Eurydice: If I had a nickel for every time I died, I’d have two nickels.

Shades:

Eurydice: Which still isn’t enough to buy food.

Shades:

Eurydice: Which is the reason I died the first time.

Shades:

Eurydice: I think I’m gonna go die again.

Shades:

[hearmyheadcanon]

If Scorpius or Albus ever had a child, his name would be Kairos Volta.

Kairos means Time. Volta means the turning of time.

Thank you.

[jamesspowl]

Kairos Volta: Dad, why is that my name? Scorpius: Well, your name comes from the biggest mistake of our lives — and it’s your dad Albus’s fault — because that mistake made us realize we were in love. Kairos Volta: … Albus: Great. Now he thinks you meant something completely different!

[hearmyheadcanon]

it’s hilarious how i said “or”, but “and” works. it DEFINITELY works. it works so much that it’s getting paid. thank you bro for making this scorbus related

[jamesspowl]

This is hilarious because I didn’t see the “or” at all XD but “or” doesn’t work: Albus or Scorpius: Let’s name our child Kairos Volta. X: Why? Albus or Scorpius: You know… it reminds me of that best friend I had, we pulled off a huge screw-up together, and then we became even better friends afterwards. X: But this is our child, not your child with your friend ://///////

[hearmyheadcanon]

Albus or Scorpius: I wish.

X: What.

[hearmyheadcanon]

If Scorpius or Albus ever had a child, his name would be Kairos Volta.

Kairos means Time. Volta means the turning of time.

Thank you.

[jamesspowl]

Kairos Volta: Dad, why is that my name? Scorpius: Well, your name comes from the biggest mistake of our lives — and it’s your dad Albus’s fault — because that mistake made us realize we were in love. Kairos Volta: … Albus: Great. Now he thinks you meant something completely different!

[hearmyheadcanon]

it’s hilarious how i said “or”, but “and” works. it DEFINITELY works. it works so much that it’s getting paid. thank you bro for making this scorbus related

[hearmyheadcanon]

If Scorpius or Albus ever had a child, his name would be Kairos Volta.

Kairos means Time. Volta means the turning of time.

Thank you.

[hearmyheadcanon]

Scorpius: Happy Valentine’s Day, Albus!

James: Oh? You guys celebrated Valentine’s together?

Rose: Is it like.. a ‘Palentine-Galentine’ thing?

Scorpius:

Scorpius: Suuuuurreeee..

[hearmyheadcanon]

Scorpius: Will you date me?

Rose: What?

Scorpius: Let me rephrase that. Will you date me so I can cover up my undying love for your cousin?

Rose:

[theballadoftimburton]

in greek mythology, Circe is banished to aeaea by her father Helios because he doesn’t want to mess up his alliance with Zeus.

Circe was banished because of Zeus.

Zeus’s roman form is Jupiter.

if the Planet X theory is proven and there IS a planet out there that was ejected out of the solar system by Jupiter, then i say it should be named Circe.

[hearmyheadcanon]

to elaborate, the “alliance” is literally this:

Kronos (Saturn) disobeys the gods -> Titanomachy -> some Titans side with Kronos (Saturn) / others side with Zeus (Jupiter) -> Helios (Roman Version: Sol) , father of the sorceress Circe, sides with Zeus (Jupiter) -> Circe is exposed for using magic, and using these abilities to transform the nymph Scylla into a monster -> Zeus expresses his concerns, as well as Helios, and Helios banishes Circe for his own concerns and to (copied from my sources) “prevent potential conflicts with Zeus”.

therefore implying it was an “alliance” of some sort.

[theballadoftimburton]

in greek mythology, Circe is banished to aeaea by her father Helios because he doesn’t want to mess up his alliance with Zeus.

Circe was banished because of Zeus.

Zeus’s roman form is Jupiter.

if the Planet X theory is proven and there IS a planet out there that was ejected out of the solar system by Jupiter, then i say it should be named Circe.

[hearmyheadcanon]

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!! #PLANETXISCIRCE

[murasaki-cha]

Antonius: Only the ocean and I will know~

Poseidon: Oh Tartarus nah!

Poseidon: The ocean will snitch! The ocean will snitch so hard!

Poseidon: The ocean will be pulling up to your king with a clipboard, tell him to sit down, and explain in incredible detail everything that happened with bullet points.

Poseidon: The ocean will be showing a PowerPoint presentation of the event.

[hearmyheadcanon]

HELP??

[brunosaderogatory]

Happy First Year Anniversary to Dubcanon!Luberto‼️‼️‼️

[hearmyheadcanon]

i’ve made a total of one (1) posts about this movie so i went deranged searching for any recent media of them and i think i’ve just found it