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Robin: I donāt think itās Mike, sweetie.

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Will: I read that 1 in 4 people are gay. I hope itās Mike, because Mikeās cute.
Robin: I donāt think itās Mike, sweetie.
Scorpius: Happy Valentineās Day, Albus!
James: Oh? You guys celebrated Valentineās together?
Rose: Is it like.. a āPalentine-Galentineā thing?
Scorpius:
Scorpius: Suuuuurreeee..
Just reminding you all, since it is V-day as of right now
Scorpius: Um, are you nuts? I donāt wanna steal the Time-Turner from your aunt, I donāt wanna go back in time, and I donāt wanna die!
Albus: I say itās worth a shot.
Scorpius: Yes I agree letās do it
do you think James Sirius ever peeved Scorpius off because āhaha your my brothers āboyfriendā ahahahshsjsmskksā and scorpius just yells āMY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THISā and then harry walks in. takes his glasses off. cleans them. breathes on them and wipes them again and puts them back on because Is That Scorpius Or Did Malfoy Find The Fountain Of Youth
If Scorpius or Albus ever had a child, his name would be Kairos Volta.
Kairos means Time. Volta means the turning of time.
Thank you.
Kairos Volta: Dad, why is that my name? Scorpius: Well, your name comes from the biggest mistake of our lives ā and itās your dad Albusās fault ā because that mistake made us realize we were in love. Kairos Volta: ⦠Albus: Great. Now he thinks you meant something completely different!
itās hilarious how i said āorā, but āandā works. it DEFINITELY works. it works so much that itās getting paid. thank you bro for making this scorbus related
This is hilarious because I didnāt see the āorā at all XD but āorā doesnāt work: Albus or Scorpius: Letās name our child Kairos Volta. X: Why? Albus or Scorpius: You know⦠it reminds me of that best friend I had, we pulled off a huge screw-up together, and then we became even better friends afterwards. X: But this is our child, not your child with your friend ://///////
Albus or Scorpius: I wish.
X: What.
ding ding
Albus: ⦠Hello? Scorpius (standing in the doorway, cradling a baby): Hi⦠Albus: Is something wrong? Scorpius: No⦠Well, actually, yes. I just got divorced. And I didnāt know where to go. The babyās mother said to go to the person who actually gave birth to the kid⦠and, well, she kicked me and the baby out. Albus: Oh⦠Well, come in. Um⦠the babyās pretty⦠got golden hair⦠just like you. Scorpius: Actually, right now he looks more like a little bald chick. When theyāre newborns, you canāt really see that blond hair. Albus (smiling): But when they grow up, theyāll definitely be beautiful. Iām sure of it. Just like his dad. Scorpius (blushing): Uh⦠thanksā¦
beautiful..
wipes tears
Percy Jackson: a troublemaker
Percy Weasley: academically inclined
Percy Jackson: How do we share a name?
Percy Weasley: I have no idea, but my brothers would LOVE you.
Young Gatsby: [to Cody] You know, youāre like a dad to me.
Dan Cody: What happened to your real dad?
Young Gatsby: [lying] Uh.. drowned in a bathtub.
Dan Cody:
Dan Cody: And your mom?
Young Gatsby: Bathtub.
Dan Cody: As well?
Young Gatsby: [nodding furiously] Big bathtub.
Eurydice: If I had a nickel for every time I died, Iād have two nickels.
Shades:
Eurydice: Which still isnāt enough to buy food.
Shades:
Eurydice: Which is the reason I died the first time.
Shades:
Eurydice: I think Iām gonna go die again.
Shades:
If Scorpius or Albus ever had a child, his name would be Kairos Volta.
Kairos means Time. Volta means the turning of time.
Thank you.
Kairos Volta: Dad, why is that my name? Scorpius: Well, your name comes from the biggest mistake of our lives ā and itās your dad Albusās fault ā because that mistake made us realize we were in love. Kairos Volta: ⦠Albus: Great. Now he thinks you meant something completely different!
itās hilarious how i said āorā, but āandā works. it DEFINITELY works. it works so much that itās getting paid. thank you bro for making this scorbus related
This is hilarious because I didnāt see the āorā at all XD but āorā doesnāt work: Albus or Scorpius: Letās name our child Kairos Volta. X: Why? Albus or Scorpius: You know⦠it reminds me of that best friend I had, we pulled off a huge screw-up together, and then we became even better friends afterwards. X: But this is our child, not your child with your friend ://///////
Albus or Scorpius: I wish.
X: What.
If Scorpius or Albus ever had a child, his name would be Kairos Volta.
Kairos means Time. Volta means the turning of time.
Thank you.
Kairos Volta: Dad, why is that my name? Scorpius: Well, your name comes from the biggest mistake of our lives ā and itās your dad Albusās fault ā because that mistake made us realize we were in love. Kairos Volta: ⦠Albus: Great. Now he thinks you meant something completely different!
itās hilarious how i said āorā, but āandā works. it DEFINITELY works. it works so much that itās getting paid. thank you bro for making this scorbus related
If Scorpius or Albus ever had a child, his name would be Kairos Volta.
Kairos means Time. Volta means the turning of time.
Thank you.
Scorpius: Happy Valentineās Day, Albus!
James: Oh? You guys celebrated Valentineās together?
Rose: Is it like.. a āPalentine-Galentineā thing?
Scorpius:
Scorpius: Suuuuurreeee..
Scorpius: Will you date me?
Rose: What?
Scorpius: Let me rephrase that. Will you date me so I can cover up my undying love for your cousin?
Rose:
in greek mythology, Circe is banished to aeaea by her father Helios because he doesnāt want to mess up his alliance with Zeus.
Circe was banished because of Zeus.
Zeusās roman form is Jupiter.
if the Planet X theory is proven and there IS a planet out there that was ejected out of the solar system by Jupiter, then i say it should be named Circe.
to elaborate, the āallianceā is literally this:
Kronos (Saturn) disobeys the gods -> Titanomachy -> some Titans side with Kronos (Saturn) / others side with Zeus (Jupiter) -> Helios (Roman Version: Sol) , father of the sorceress Circe, sides with Zeus (Jupiter) -> Circe is exposed for using magic, and using these abilities to transform the nymph Scylla into a monster -> Zeus expresses his concerns, as well as Helios, and Helios banishes Circe for his own concerns and to (copied from my sources) āprevent potential conflicts with Zeusā.
therefore implying it was an āallianceā of some sort.
in greek mythology, Circe is banished to aeaea by her father Helios because he doesnāt want to mess up his alliance with Zeus.
Circe was banished because of Zeus.
Zeusās roman form is Jupiter.
if the Planet X theory is proven and there IS a planet out there that was ejected out of the solar system by Jupiter, then i say it should be named Circe.
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!! #PLANETXISCIRCE
Antonius: Only the ocean and I will know~
Poseidon: Oh Tartarus nah!
Poseidon: The ocean will snitch! The ocean will snitch so hard!
Poseidon: The ocean will be pulling up to your king with a clipboard, tell him to sit down, and explain in incredible detail everything that happened with bullet points.
Poseidon: The ocean will be showing a PowerPoint presentation of the event.
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