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The deal
Basically, Dan’s a thot.
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Dan's POV:
The bell jingled signalling that there was someone new inside, the person being me.
"Hi, welcome!" Her sweet voice says. I ignore her and just grab some stupid flowers. "Is that all you'll be getting?" She asks, biting her lip nervously. A socially anxious girl.
"Does it look like I'm getting something else?" I ask, making sure to sound cocky. I admire that she doesn't say anything just shakes her head.
"That'll be four pounds please." She whispers, her voice now shaky and her eyes gazing at her shoes.
"Here. Keep the rest." I roll my eyes and walk out.
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"Here, Emily. I got you some flowers! Now stop being such a bitch." I bang on her apartment door.
"Shut up Dan! Just shut up! Do you not get that I do not want to date you? This is exactly why!" She opens the door. I grab her hair and pull her closer.
"Alright then fuck you. I hope you fucking die. You're gonna die alone. And I want you to die slowly." I push her back into her apartment. "Stupid whore." I mumble, getting back into my car.
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"Your stupid flowers didn't work!" I yell in the shop, startling the girl.
"What?" She mumbles, her eyebrows furrowing.
"I wanted to make my girlfriend happy but instead she broke up with me." I throw the flowers on the counter.
"I-I'm really sorry sir. Our flowers have nothing to do with any of your relationships." She stands up straight.
"Alright then you. Why didn't you tell me these flowers were ugly?" I laugh at the state she was in.
"All flowers are different. Maybe you should've asked your girlfriend what type she liked." She sassed back.
"Come here." I point. She walks slowly. I say nothing but grab her arm tight.
"Sir you're hurting me." She groans. She was cute. Innocent even. Probably a virgin. Maybe 25 or 23. Kinky. A whore. Just like every other girl I dated.
"Aw I'm so sorry." I let go. There would definitely be a bruise.
"If you aren't going to buy anything please leave." She massages her arm.
"Actually, May I ask who runs this?" I smirk.
"My-My father." She tilts her head not understanding.
"Great! I was hoping so. Can you call him up so I can talk to him." I try to seem like a regular nice person.
"Um-I-uh...yes." She takes out her phone. "Here you go." She whispers. I stand farther away from her so she wouldn't hear the conversation.
"Hi, you're," I look over at her and ask for her name. Y/N, it's pretty. "You're Y/N's father correct? Yes well, she's quite a beautiful girl. So, I want to make you a deal."
Dan Howell Imagine
Dan just couldn't keep his eyes off you. And it was probably painfully obvious to the people who would watch this video later. Because they had to deal with a lovestruck Dan Howell unable to stop looking oh sorry staring at you.
When you'd texted him out of the blue last night if he wanted to film a video with you the next day. His heart just...stopped. And of course he said yes.
He's been crushing on you for about a year or so now. Tyler had introduced you to him and just from one smile, Dan had already fallen for you.
Tyler told Dan and you that he wanted to introduce you both as you liked the same shows and music groups and things like that. Then with a wink at Dan, Tyler walked away to talk to someone else.
He's gotten your number with the excuse of "I need friends who like the same stuff as me...well I need friends in general." With a adorable laugh you'd agreed and happily taken his number.
Dan had spent a whole 5 minutes staring at his phone just staring at the message before 2 minutes of writing and rewriting the perfect message in response to the idea of filming the videos.
And then the next day, as planned. You showed up at his door to film the video. And oh god did he freak out. He made Phil go and open the door as "he set up his camera".
Translation = checking his outfit in the mirror to make sure he looked okay. The skinny black jeans, white shirt, black jacket and boots looked good. He had to say. He made a mental note to thank Zoe who'd he'd called in a fit of panic earlier that morning.
Then you entered the room, wearing a similar look to what you usually wore in your videos not that Dan would know that. A Supernatuarl shirt, skinny grey jeans and converse. And wow did you look amazing.
Now the both of you where sitting on the sofa as you both asked questions in turns. The questions varied from tvshows to music to your love life's. Which was awkward for Dan. As you were sitting right next to him.
Then as Dan continued to watch you. You pulled him in for a hug out of nowhere. And Dan couldn't help but smile and blush.
"What's this for Y/n?" He asks smiling.
"For letting me film a video with you silly!" You exclaim and he smiles wider.
"It's no problem. I'm actually quite honoured you chose to film a video with me of all people..." he says.
"Who wouldn't choose you?" You murmur quietly and Dan's heart skips a beat. He can't tell if you meant him to hear that but he wants to respond to it.
"Who would choose you is a better question," He says quietly in your ear and to his delight, you blush brightly.
Then with confidence that came out of nowhere. He kisses you. And you kiss back
Special Agent - Special Love || Daniel Howell
A/N: this is a little bit unusual but I think it’s really intresting so intresting even that I’m considering to write more parts but only if you want that! this was again requested, big thank you for that!
Word Count: 1.9K
POV: Reader
MASTERLIST // PART TWO // PART THREE // PART FOUR
“Agent Wolf, we need you to work together with Special Agent XY” The grand boss and organiser of our team explained to my dark haired colleague, speaking with a deep and powerful voice.
“Why can’t I do it on my own?” Dan protested, visibly repelled by the idea of working with me.
“This task requires two people, if you can’t do that we will find an agent who will.” Our boss said sternly as he looked at him.
Howell and I had worked together before briefly in the past, but that was years ago when I had just started to work for the MI6.
Lets us just say that we didn’t get on very brilliantly and therefore also didn’t form the greatest team. We had one big mission during that time. We had to storm a building along with 10 other agents. Since I was a newbie Dan’s main job was to look after me, but I ended up saving his life by shooting a guy that stormed towards him from behind. Agent Wolf, the greatest man the MI6 could offer, was saved by a young woman, who was just a trainee. We barely spoke ever since, exchanged a few cold glances whenever we saw each other and had a few disputes during some briefings.
This was the first time that we had been teamed up after that incident. I had quickly gained a lot of approval and skill and without planning to I was suddenly the first person ever to become Special Agent in only three years.
“Your mission requires special outfits.” Our boss explained, making the two of us wonder what kind of extraordinary job we possibly could have been assigned to do.
When our equipment specialist walked into the room both of our mouth did indeed hang open in surprise. They were carrying elegant evening attire, a fancy but classic black suit and bow tie for Howell and a tight but long red dress for me.
“We smuggled you into the biggest event of the year, it’s a gala in the Royal Hall of London. Every influential person is going to be there, including our target Steven Hawkman. He is suspected to be a great threat to not only our whole country but also to other countries all over Europe.”
Dan and I sucked in every piece of information we were told, forgetting about the fancy clothing thing.
“You are going to go there as Mr and Mrs Goldsworthy, a young, married couple who has just made their first billion with their IT firm and who is also in direct line to the British throne.” Our boss kept explaining all the details we had to know in order to be authentic.
I shot Dan an awkward glance as soon as we were told that we are supposed to portray a couple. Howell faked an expression of disgust at the mention of it. I just shook my head in annoyance.
“During the Gala, there will be countless of times when Hawkman is not going to be in his special lounge. I want you to sneak in there and get us his phone.”
We both nodded to signal that we had understood, our faces full of determination.
“Now agents, you need to get dressed, our special team will also do your hair and makeup.”
“You’re gonna need a lot of makeup for her.” Dan joked mockingly, making me roll my eyes and hold back a remark on how childish he sounded.
“Can you do something about his terrible hair, it looks like a bird’s nest rather than a haircut?” I asked our styling team to tease him and judging by his facial expression it worked.
The tips of his ears had gotten red in anger but he didn’t have enough time for a mean comeback since we were both pulled in separate rooms in order to get ready for our mission.
When I walked out of my “dressing room” Dan was already waiting for me. I could see his eyes widen as soon he saw me.
“Like what you see?” I asked him, with a light smirk on my face. The red dress fit almost like a second skin and hugged all of my curves perfectly.
“N-no” he answered and swallowed hard. Howell tried to look at me derogatorily, but his red cheeks were prominent and everybody could see it.
He stared at the ground to avoid making eye contact or getting too distracted by my looks.
I had to admit he was pretty handsome as well. I would be lying if I tried to tell you that Dan isn’t attractive, I could never tell him that of course.
‘His hair is just so hot. Oh god, I want to run my fingers through it’ ‘Wait Y/N- what the hell are you thinking about!’ I wanted to slap myself for having thoughts like this.
“Agent Wolf, Special Agent XY, are you ready?”
We both had to gather ourselves again before we shared a quick glance and nodded.
“And remember, you are supposed the be a couple so act like one!” Our boss reminded us harshly, making my heart skip a beat and my palms sweaty.
We were driven to the gala in a fancy black limousine, throughout the whole ride we didn’t even speak once. Instead we avoided each other’s eyes but stole secret glances at the other from time to time.
‘You need to concentrate on the mission’ I scolded myself as I caught myself staring at how broad Dan’s shoulders looked in his black suit.
Once the vehicle came to a halt I reached for the door, but Dan’s stern look made me stop in the middle of my tracks. He got out of the limousine himself and walked over to my side of the car to open the door for me. As he held out his hand for me to take I could hear him curse under his breath.
“Married to you. What a sick nightmare.” He mumbled but slung an arm around my back at the same time.
I could feel the warmth of his body incredibly close to mine as we walked into the building together.
“Mr and Mrs Goldsworthy” I told the security guard while Dan showed him our invitations to the event.
The man, who could have been hulks little brother, smiled at us before he let us in. Once we were inside I was overwhelmed by everything that was happening.
There was a huge dance floor, an orchestra and a band, a buffet that was approximately a kilometre long and waiters carrying champagne and prosecco.
A gigantic chandelier gave the whole hall a silvery sheen. There were hundreds of people sitting on round tables, standing or dancing. Each and every one of the guests showed off breath taking evening attire. It was a colourful whirl of ballgowns and black tuxedos.
I took Dan’s arm as we took a look around.
“Champagne for you?” A waiter asked us politely.
I smiled and nodded so Dan handed me a glass.
“Thank you, Darling.” I said earning a smile that almost looked painful from my co-worker.
We chatted a little bit while drinking the alcoholic beverage to not seem suspicious.
“All of this old geezers are staring at you.” Dan hissed almost angrily.
I turned my head to see that at least three very old but also very rich men kept gawking at my ass, making me almost groan in annoyance.
Dan seemed to be visibly disturbed by it as well and wrapped his arm tighter around me to protect me from their eager eyes.
“When did Agent Wolf become a gentleman?” I asked him and sounded almost like I was flirting, which I hadn’t intended. It just happened.
“Uh-“ He stuttered at first as his face grew a light shade of pink, but then he seemed to realise that we were supposed to hate each other. “I didn’t. It’s just part of the mission.” He grunted, making me roll my eyes.
As the first dance of the evening was announced we realized that this could be the perfect time to start our plan.
“Ready?” Dan whispered.
“Ready” I answered and we quickly but not suspiciously fast made our way up the stairs the box of Hawkman. Only very special guests were given theatre boxes at galas like this, luckily for us he barely used his.
We sneaked into the small room that was more like a balcony and immediately spotted his phone on the tiny table.
It was almost too easy.
Suddenly we heard footsteps coming closer. My heart started to beat immensely fast but my thoughts were still clear.
Once we realized that the person was indeed heading towards us we knew there was no escaping.
In the blink of an eye I went over all of the options we had left in my head and came to the conclusion that there was only one.
“Kiss me!” I whisper-yelled at Dan.
He stared at me as if I had completely lost my mind, while his eyes were almost falling out of their sockets.
“Wh-hat?” he stuttered in utter disbelief and his expression spoke of pure confusion.
“I said k- oh screw this.” I cussed as I threw my body onto his and connected our lips.
I couldn’t help but feel my heart jump in excitement and satisfaction as if it was shouting ‘Finally!’.
His lips were soft and pressed up against mine awkwardly at first, but as soon as he had recovered from his initial shock he started moving them against mine skilfully.
Somehow my hands found their way to his hair.
“Hands on my bum” I whispered in between kisses and although he still looked surprised he did what I told him.
One of his big hands traced down my back slowly until he reached my butt and squeezed it lightly. The other hands kept wandering over my cleavage, making me the surprised one.
We kept making out and at one point, I tell you, we had completely forgotten about the fact that we were agents of the MI6 and in the middle of an important mission.
When the door opened and revealed an armed security guard we almost didn’t hear him at first.
“What are doing- oh”
We immediately jumped apart from each other and acted shocked and embarrassed.
“Oh my god, we are so sorry.” I apologized and acted like I was hiding behind my ‘husband’ in shame.
Dan told the security guy our names and showed him our invites. Mr and Mrs Goldsworthy seemed to be two were influential and people because the man didn’t ask us any more questions.
“I’m sorry that I interrupted you, Mr and Mrs Goldsworthy. This is just the lounge of Mr Hawkman and it’s my job to keep an eye on it.
“That makes sense. We didn’t know that. Since it was empty we assumed it didn’t belong to anyone. It won’t happen again, Sir.” Dan explained before we said our goodbyes and he walked me out of the building.
“That was – “ I started.
“Hot” Dan breathed, his cheeks still red.
“Close” I finished the sentence at the same time as Dan.
He cleared his throat awkwardly “Close, yeah exactly what I said”.
“So do you got it?” Agent Wolf then asked me, returning to his old cold self.
“I became special agent for a reason.” I just said and showed him the phone in my purse...
The Interviewee
Request: hey you ^~^ i wanna say you're one of my favorite writers 😹💜 i think i have already read everything hahah can you do one like, reader is interviewed by dan (like he did with the thg cast) and she says that she knows him and phil, but then after that, later she sees dan in the hotel and go talk to him and things just start working out between them...
Requested by: anonymous.
A/N: Love the idea, super cute!
Pairing: Dan x Reader
Warnings: none.
“Hello, it’s nice to meet you, Y/N. How are you?”
You smiled brightly at the two before you. Fixing your dress, you scooted to become more comfortable and gripped the microphone with practiced ease. “I’m well, thank you. Thank you for having me.” You thanked the two boys before you, a warm, welcoming presence evident in your smile.
“Thank you for coming. I am Phil and this is Dan.” The black-haired one greeted, reaching out to shake your head. Politely, you leaned forward shaking ones and then the others hand. You laughed lightly, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear; “yes, Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil, i’m big fans of the both of you.” You complimented.
The brown haired one, Dan, smiled brightly but albeit shocked. “You watch our youtube channels?”
“Yes, it’s why I came for the interview.” You explained, sending a dazzling smile his way. You couldn’t help but giggle slightly on the inside when you saw his cheeks light up with ever so slight blush. “Well, it’s a pleasure. We are also fans of you, but we are here for the fans to hear about your new movie, M/T.”
“What can fans expect from this new feature film?” Dan composed himself, reading off the card and asking the questions precisely written on the card before him.
“Fans can expect a thrilling, horror-flick of a girl and her partner trying to discover the secrets hidden well deep in the mental hospital.” You smiled, explaining the filmed you been working ages on. You were very excited for your new film to come out, as you thought it had a lot of potential and you were proud of it.
“Wonderful!” Phil smiled. You let your eyes wander to Dan, catching the way he carefully watched you. Sending him a little wink, you turned back to Phil for another question.
Walking through the lobby halls, you organized yourself. After a tiring but exciting day of interviews you were ready to crash on your bed. Though, that was the plan, before you caught sight of Dan, the one who’d interviewed you earlier and who you’d had a major crush on for months on end. Smiling, you decided to walk up to him.
“Hey Dan, didn’t know you’d be here.” He spun, shocked to hear your voice. You smiled brightly up at him. “Y/N?” He questioned, clearly shocked. You waved, a sheepish smile upon your lips. “That’s me.”
“I-I…”
“Thank you for the interview by the way.” You interrupted him, shaking your head with a smirk. He flushed, embarrassed before clearing his throat. “Thank you for coming.”
“Well, I should get going.” You reached out your hand, he hesitantly, shocked, reached out and grasped your lithe hand. His brows furrowing when he felt you slide a piece of paper in his hand and quickly let go, you smiled before waving and walking away. Staring down, he read the number before him and couldn’t help but chuckle quietly when he saw your little doodle of a smiley face. He looked up, watching after your back before cheering.
Let’s Talk.
Heres some ideas I think fic writers need to explore more (WARNING: THIS DOES MENTION SEX/SMUT):
- Fem characters being more experienced sexually than their partners.
- Soft vanilla and loving sex without the hard core kinks (DDLG, Breeding kink, exibitionism, ect.)
- Experiment with real life please? I know its our fantasy world but using real world issues adds so much to the story (I.E character having self image issues, having faults in their character, character getting pregnant and it not being all fun and happy)
- More inclusion of not small ppl (usually women)!! I am 5’6 in customary unit but I’m not plus sized nor am I skinny. But I hate reading all of those fics where the guy adores his tiny gfs because it makes me and every other size feel like poo poo :/
I feel so left out and it sucks. Maybe it’s because every fic makes me feel like a misfit for being experienced, which ruins the whole fantasy of someone taking my v card. But I never thought I would see the day where we use breeding kink as a warning; so if we can do that we can reach out our plots yeah?
So You Want To Get Started Writing On Tumblr.
So first off, let me make it clear this is for both fanfic and original work. These are by no means absolute rules or anything, but they are just things I wish I had known 4 years ago at 14 years old.
Read. Read other peoples work and get inspo for writing techniques. I have been writing online for almost 10 years and I still do that today.
Hi so recently i’ve seen some 18+ fics with connonly minor aged characters. I want it to be known that while I age up 100% of my characters because I myself am 17, I do not pick characters who do not have screen time as an adult. HP is an example of this. All characters are aged to seventh year.
Now, regarding Like That,
I was 14 years old when I wrote that fic. I find it rather embarassing and gross looking back on that. In the fic, I stated characters were under seventh year. I feel genuinley disgusted that I didn’t age them up to seventh year. All I have to say for my thought process back then is that I thought by making the characters older than I, it would be okay. I am sorry for anyone I’ve disapointed.
I look at my fic characters through the eyes of the age I am. Age apropriate shippings and fics are very important to me!!! I do my best to avoid any moral issues, conflict, any of the sort on Tumblr. But I genuinley feel so disgusted when child characters, that stay children for the entire series, are “aged up”. If we never see the character as an adult for a time where we can see their personality, I don’t want to see dating/18+ of it. There is a MAJOR difference between having an adult whos behavior is child like vs having an aged up child charactor who you describe as having a “childlike” personality. IF YOUR CHARACTERS PERSONALITY IS ONLY SEEN WHEN THEY ARE A CHILD, THEN THAT IS NOT THEIR PERSONALITY. If your character is cannonly presented as an adult, use their personality.
also some things about aging up,
Aging up a 17 year old character to 18+? great I don’t mind since its only a year (possibly a few months)
Aging up a 15 year old character to 18+? depends on the character, aswell as age of writer
Aging up an under 12 year old? No, that shits fucking gross. If they are mentally a child, fuck off. If you are 14+ dreaming,writing, whatever with a CHARACTER LESS THAN 3 YEARS younger THAN YOU its weird, heres some examples:
- Eliza is 15, she really adores twilight and reads Jacob Black fanfiction quite often, in most of these Jacob is at least 16. This is not weird because Eliza is very close developmentally to Jacobs character, she sympathizes in the way Smyer intended people to.
-Tyler is 19, they really love a character who is 17 in their universe. They like to write fanfiction that is aged up to 18. This is not morally wrong because Tyler is not that much older than the character and feels like the character is just as mature as they are.
-John is 24, he loves Katara from Last Airbender. She is cannonly 14-15. He ages her up, but does not change her personality from that of what is age apropriate for Katara in the first place. She is only 18 in number. John loves the way she acts like a young teenager, he calls that her “personality”. He writes about graphic adult scenarios when using an “aged up version of Katara”. This is gross because he is a grown adult, far far far from his own teen days where it still would have been gross to “age her up”. The things he finds attractive about her character are the traits a young teen girl posseses. John is someone I would not leave my child around.
Sorry, just felt I should express my feelings since I’m seeing much more of this.
-Eli