Ah the sweet feeling of suddenly starting your period. The cramps, the bleeding, the crying, and sometimes the unintentional attitude. Dan was the man, the man with a plan! And the plan was to keep you warm and cozy and happy, but the plan had flew off the tracks. I was yelling and I was throwing pillows at Dan who was only trying to help.
"I just asked if you wanted apple juice or tea!" He ducks as another pillow flies over his head.
"I. don't. care!" With every pause, another pillow is thrown, leaving no more on the bed.
"Okay then! I'll just get you Apple juice!" He pulls on his hair.
"No! I'm so cold!" I go under the blanket.
"So I'll make you some tea. Are you done being a-"
"Being a what? Mcscuse me Daniel? Are you really going to finish that sentence?" I sit up.
"Dan!" I drag out his name.
"Come cuddle with me!!!!" I yell, slightly straining my voice.
"Going!" I hear his sweet voice.
"I think I'm in love with you!" I hug him tighter.
"I think I'm in love with me too." He smirks. I lightly hit his shoulder.
"Oh shut up, ya little shit!" Dan squeezes my cheek.
"No! You're a dick! Dick dick dick! Ugh! I-You are so annoying sometimes." I roll my eyes.
"Okay Miss Cranky pants! I'm such a dick." Dan releases me from his grip.
"No no! I was kidding." I roll closer onto him.
"Oh no, I'm such a dick! You said it yourself." He says in an exaggerated voice.
"Fine whatever! I'm going to Phil's room." I sit up, immediately groaning and falling back down on the bed, which sparks Dan's laughter.
"Oh god, you are such a sweet girl." He pecks my cheek, still laughing at my failed attempt to get up.
"Look, I'm sorry for calling you a dick, even though you are-"
"Nuhu! I am not a dick. You wanna see what a dick lo-"
"Oh yes please! Only yours." I wink.
"I'd fuck you if you weren't on your period." Dan pouts.
"I heard orgasms help cramp pain." I smirk.
"Well you better take out that vibrator you tried hiding." Dan laughs.
"What-Which vibrator? I have like three!" I laugh, confidently. He turns bright pink which flips the tables from what he wanted the situation to end.
"That's some tmi shit." He covers his face.
"You're my boyfriend." I mimicked his action. "Besides, you've shared your own tmi type of shit that I enjoy listening about!" I rest my chin on his shoulder.
"Me talking about the time I thought I had herpes isn't something enjoyable!" He points a finger out. It was completely enjoyable. I could tell he was super nervous the week he thought he had that but I just didn't know why, and now, I know why.
"Remember, back when we weren't dating, you told me about this ex you had, Ally? Was it?" I lift my face from his shoulder and push him down on the bed with me lying on top of him.
"Annie? Ann? Whatever the fuck." He shrugs.
"Why do you still remember her name? I bet you still like her don't you?" I turn away dramatically, giving him the silent treatment for a good three minutes, somehow resisting the temptation of turning back and giving his nose a little kiss.
"What about her?" He lazily asks.
"You used to tell me how she was extremely freaky, sex wise." I point out before continuing. Oo when Dan and I were just friends, we could go hours and hours talking about what he missed about his little bitch ex Ann.
"Oh god Y/N, yes-Yes I remember! What does this have to do with anything?" He groans.
"It has nothing to do with anything, I just wanted to say how much you definitely talked years about her. What about now? Can you talk about me for hours?" I pout falsely.
"Of course! I'm sure I could! I fucking obsess over you in the healthiest way possible! You're so wonderful and—Shit! That's exactly what you want me to do! Talk about you for hours! Nah mate! Ain't about to do that! Cheers love but I'm out!" He stands up. (Why did I just turn Dan into willne)
"Mm-no! Give me food please! I'm hungry and I'm mad and cranky and I'm scary because I'm mad! Right?" I grit my teeth.
"Aw dear, you're fucking precious! That's probably the cutest thing you've done today Aw baby" he slides back onto the bed, probably earning him a burn mark.
"Please get me food." I whine.
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