#danalingphil

[phancola]

A drabble about the super important and life altering conflict with the mail buzzer.

[phantastic-philly]

Rules: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person that tagged you (thank you phans3xual <3)

What was your:

Last Drink: apple juice 

Last Phone Call: my brother 


Last Text Message: my best friend

Last Song You Listened To: p!atd - I write sins not tragedies

Last Time You Cried: last night 

Have you ever:


Dated Someone Twice: yes heh

Been Cheated On: unfortunately 

Kissed Someone And Regretted It: nah

Lost Someone Special: yes, often

Been Depressed: yes, doing much better now though

Been Drunk And Thrown Up: NO!! HORRAY FOR MY NICE RUSSIAN GENES

List 3 favourite colors: black, purple, pink

In the last year have you:


Made A New Friend: yes!!

Fallen Out Of Love: no

Laughed Until You Cried: pffffft yes

Met Someone Who Changed You: yea

Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: yes and I’m happy about that


Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: still finding out about that tbh but yes, did that last year as well

Kissed Anyone On Your FB List: yes

General:

How Many People On Your FB Friends Do You Know IRL: everyone of them except the ones that I befriended online lol

Do You Have Any Pets: yes three dogs and my brother hah

Do You Want To Change Your Name: I like my name but I would like to change my last name duh

What Did You Do For Your Last B-day Party: didn’t have a party for my birthday since i turned like 10

What Time Did You Wake Up Today: around 9am i guess


What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night: crying then laughing my ass off at some guy sexting me 

Name Something You CANNOT Wait For: there’s nothing I am looking forward to


Last Time You Saw Your Mother: 30 seconds ago in the kitchen

What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life: probably my laziness, also the habit of overeating and eating shit in general

What Are You Listening To Rn: muse - starlight (and poorly singing along to it)

Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom: a tall teacher in primary school whose peen i’ve seen as well. traumatized for life since 2003 

What’s Getting On Your Nerves Rn: the renovations in our house

Blood Type: I LITERALLY KNEW THAT LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO 

Nickname(s): (my name’s nastasja, there are not too many names you can give me except you insult me 24/7) nassi, nastja, nigga (my brother, everybody), nastucha (my russian babes)

Relationship Status: single as a pringle and ready to mingle

Zodiac Sign: scorpio 

Pronouns: she/her

Favourite TV Show: grey’s anatomy

High School: catholic private school, full of fuckboys and bitches. most of the teachers are useless. you’re only safe in your own group of friends. 

College: isn’t a thing in germany

Hair Colour: naturally chocolate-brown, but rn coppery-red-brown idk

Long Or Short: shoulder length

Height: 163cm? 

Do You Have A Crush On Someone: i can't even tell

What Do You Like About Yourself: the color of my eyes, the way I can impress almost everyone with how dumb i am, i have a great imagination and I can listen to people (but don’t ask me to give you advice I suck)

Tattoos: SOON VERY SOON

Righty Or Lefty: riiiiiiiighty

First Surgery: thank god no

First Piercing: if earrings don’t count then my bellybutton

First Best Friend: a girl names layla. we went to the same kindergarten and primary school. primary school was fun with her, we used to kiss each other the whole time and be cute together and the other girls were jealous as fuck. well her mom was a bit crazy about my brother and sadly I lost touch with her. met her someday though and she became such a pretty girl I am crying.

First Sport You Joined: badminton when i was in primary school


First Vaca: south france in 2008?

First Pair Of Trainers(sneakers): super swaggy adidas ones with yellow, orange and blue stripes on them


Rn:


Eating: nothing

Drinking: water

I’m About To: bake cinnamon rolls

Listening To: marlon roudette - when the beat drops out

Waiting For: hell I don’t know

Want Kids: NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE

Get Married: maybe¿

Career: student, friend, asshole

Which Is Better
:

Lips Or Eyes: lips

Hugs Or Kisses: UGH i go for hugs

Shorter Or Taller: taller

Older Or Younger: older


Romantic Or Spontaneous: spontaneous but romantic ;))))))

Nose, Stomach Or Nice Arms: what is this question even. nice arms?

Sensitive Or Loud: sensitive 

Hookup Or Relationship: relationship please

Troublemaker Or Hesitant: t r o u b l e m a k e r

Have you ever:


Kissed A Stranger: yep. drunk times good times.

Drank Hard Liquor: ja

Lost Glasses/Contacts: no hah

Sex On First Date: eh no

Broke Someone’s Heart: SADLY 

Been Arrested: nope I’m a good girl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Turn Someone Down: yes

Cried When Someone Died: who doesn’t, yes I did

Fallen For A Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT? yes.

Do you believe:

In
 Yourself:hell yes


Miracles: yep

Love At First Sight: no

Heaven: i know that place, of course

Santa Claus: he’s hiding underneath my bed

Kiss At First Date: hmmmmm

Angels: yes

25 people:

drarry-shipper13 // queenerthanyou // actionphan // danalingphil // dil-howlters-uncle-chris // eternallyphan //  flannelhowell// fuck-phil // fobhowell // ironicallyphan // lets-go-totoro // lolester  // ohphil // orchidlester// phan-tits // phanforeverinmyheart // phansllamahedge //  rick-lester // sarcasticphan // smaque // sunshinelester // yeezydan // why-phan // urlphan // senpai-lester  

please don’t feel creeped out if i tagged you and you’re not following me ahhh

[radihoehead]

Hey do you know what fic it is where dan goes blind and has a meltdown. I don't think it is yours but I wondered if you knew. Thanks for taking the time to read this and sorry to bother you expecially if you don't know and I am wasting your time.

That sounds like the incredible fic “Guiding Light” by danalingphil (x)

but I’ll give you a link to the ‘blind’ tag on Phanfic in case it isn’t! (x)

[doomedhowell]

do you have any favorite unpopular phanfic writers?

I'm not sure about unpopular writers so I'll just give you a few of my fave writers that I may or may not stalk a lot shh! :] here you go anon ---->

danalingphil, danisnotlikingvagina, dannihowell, kaleidanscope, lovebuglester, northerndanpour, notanotherphanfictionblog, phanbubble, phandabbydosey, phanlight, thoughtsofaproffesionalfangirl

I hope that helps you out 

[radihoehead]

do you have like a top 10 favorite phanfics??? can you link me to them? thnx

I read a LOT of fics so this was hard, but in no particular order, these are fics that either destroyed me or made me feel too many feelings at once and I keep going back to them!! All these authors are incredible so I recommend you check out all of their stuff!!

Mr Bright Blue Sky by hearteyeshowell - SO FUCKING DOMESTIC

Take Me Into Your Loving Arms by emejig16 - Wedding. WEDDING.

I Dare You To Love Me by howellsprincess,- absolutely beautiful fic

Phil’s Kink by danisinsidephil - hilarious and smutty and just amazing

Guiding Light by danalingphil - so sad but so cute as well, really well done

That Other Time We Broke The Sofa by phansomedevil - BEST SMUT EVER

Two Special Pieces of Plastic by phandabbydosey - deaf!dan so adorable

Sex Therapy Gone Wrong by fucking-landshark - SO FUNNY AND SMUTTY

The Stuck Surprise by emejig16 - legendary, hilarrrrrrious fic

Unintended by zeldainhiding - a rollercoaster of beautiful emotion

[radihoehead]

Can you give me a long list of phanfictions please?

well aside from mine ;) 

I have a few I tagged as fic recs here and I can recommend these authors highly: danalingphil, definitelythor, hearteyeshowell, placentaandllamas, howellsprincess and howellslester - they’re my personal fave authors on here anyway! :) 

If in doubt, the tag page on phanfic is your best friend <3 

[lestersu]

D

this is even harder..

dannihowell

danalingphil

danisstillnotinteresting

dhilandpan

dialfforfail

there’s so many blogs I follow this was not a good idea…

*Send me a letter and i will tell you my top 5 blogs beginning with that letter*

[phanfic]

hey :) can I please rec "memories" by danalingphil - it's literally one of the best phanfictions i've ever read! <3 it's so good and well written and everything and arrggh.. :)) thank you! :)

M e m o r i e s - by danalingphil

Fluffy angst; After an accident, Dan has memory loss. He forgets that Phil is his boyfriend, but remembers that Phil is his favourite Youtuber.

read here