I have a fun question. Who in Seventeen Imprinted Universe do you think is the driest texter with their mates?
I feel like everyone will say Jihoon cause he’s quiet. But my bro is quiet and his use of gif’s would surprise people.
(honestly i feel like eunmi is drier than jihoon lmao)
here's my least dry to most dry list:
least dry texter
soonyoung -- constantly sending memes or photos because "this reminded me of you". will send multiple texts for different sentences but it's okay because rini does the same
mingyu -- another text spammer instead of just sending one whole text but he craves bomi's attention. unlike rini she's always like "DUDE JUST SEND ONE TEXT USE PUNCTUATION". he doesn't listen. will even text her if she's across the room
seokmin -- super animated in his replies. doesn't use a lot of memes or anything but a master of emoji use. always asking how yerin's day is and how she's doing and stuff. loves asking questions about her feelings and what she's doing
seungkwan: very active texter and loves using stickers. likes to double text but will start getting annoyed if other people do it to him (except with luna, of course)
jun -- will randomly send a cute sticker whenever he wants attention (which is often) and loves to use stickers and emojis in his replies
joshua -- texts jaehee pretty often and both of them like sending memes back and forth
chan -- basically the same boat as josh
wonwoo -- very to the point in all of his texts and doesn't often use a lot of memes or emojis or stickers. but he does text often and always makes sure to reply to faye. literally always has to have the last text because he doesn't want her to feel ignored
hansol -- him and kira may not text often but when they do, it's only in memes and stickers so at least it's never boring
jihoon -- like hansol, he doesn't text often but he secretly has the second best meme stash in the house out of the guys
seungcheol -- him and juri don't text super often throughout the day. he tries to throw in cute emojis though so his texts aren't super dry
jeonghan -- he's up aya's ass but he's such a dry texter. his replies are always short because he'd rather facetime or he just texts her to go to him so he can be with her physically. his texts are also usually about himself and how much he misses her and how much he hates class/work/everything lmao
minghao -- such a boring texter. it's almost painful to text him. he will occassionally send a random ass meme video to yoona though and she's like "where tf did this come from???"
Im glad checked Your blog before I started cleaning so I didnt miss this. Can I please get everyone’s favorite country boy Clyde + O please? I hope you have a perfect day.
O = Oral (this one is Particularly sinful, please enjoy!!!)
He’s sure he’s in heaven, somehow. Sure of it, with the way you’ve got your tongue on his cock. He’s gotta be up there in the great beyond, because he’s sure ain’t nothin’ could ever feel this good here on earth.
You’re on the couch, the two of y’all got up to some rough-housin’ that led to some makin’ out, that led to y’all strippin’ down to nothin’ but the skin on your bones, and that led to you pullin’ away with a hungry smile, swiveling around to face his feet and suck the soul out of his cock.
And damn it all, he’s happy to see his soul go if it means it goes like this. He’s happy to let you have your way with him, happy to take all you’re willin’ to give. He can’t see much, only the delicious curve of your back from where it’s bent over, your legs straddling his thighs.
And somethin’ takes over him, maybe it’s just how fuckin’ good you feel around his dick, but he wants a taste of you too.
“Don’t stop,” he grunts out as he starts pullin’ and manhandlin’ your pretty legs where they’re bracketing his ribs, “Darlin’ don’t you stop.”
You moan around his dick, and he thunks his head back on the armrest of the couch for a minute because fuck the vibrations from your throat paired with the tongue that’s so expertly teasin’ the ridge around the head of his cock could make a grown man cry.
You must get the hint, must know what he’s after, because you’re shuffling back as much as you can while still keepin’ your hand mouth throat lips tongue tongue tongue on his dick. You shuffle back enough, enough for him to smack your ass hard, watch the flesh ripple and shake. Your pussy drips on his chest, and you moan, and he’s angry with himself for lettin’ that drop of your slick land anywhere other than his tongue.
“Clyde – oh honey, yes!” You whine, pulling off for just a second to shift your knees enough to accommodate him.
He wastes no more time burying his face in between your folds, eatin’ you out from behind like this. Normally he’d like you on your back to eat your pussy, that way his nose can rub at your clit easy, make you cry on his tongue. He’s gonna make you cry alright, it’s just gonna take some more maneuvering, maneuvering he ain’t got no problem doin’.
Your cunt is so sweet, so wet. It’s hot, blazing hot, the heat of life. Your walls pulse to the thrum of your heartbeat, quiver and clench around his tongue when he wriggles the muscle deep deep deep into you. He spears it in as far as he can go, his good hand stroking the front of your pussy, rubbing through your folds, searchin’ for your clit.
“Holy shit,” You keen when he finds it, your shoulders pinching in as your arms give out under the relentless pleasure he massages into you.
He’s got his other arm hooked around your thigh, keepin’ you in place as you choke and gag and drool on his cock, hollowin’ out your pretty cheeks and swallowing him down.
It’s so fucking dirty, the sounds, the squelch of it all. It fills Clyde’s head with the thick buzz of lust, and he’s starvin’ for you. He makes out with your pussy, sucks on your folds, grazes his teeth along the crease of your inner thigh where he can reach it.
He pulls back enough to spit right on your cunt, watches as three of his fingers slide in, push it in. He imagines it’s his come, imagines it’s his hot load that he’s savin’ for you. He won’t come down your throat, no he’s gonna come in this perfect pussy.
But that don’t mean you ain’t gonna come on his tongue.
“Keep suckin’ my cock sweetheart.” Clyde tells you, his voice deep and dark like thunder that rumbles across the mountains.
His fingers work into you, until he’s gotta pull his hand away to keep your movin’ hips still. And when he does, he shoves his tongue back into your cunt, moans against your pussy with how sweet the taste is. He could live here, could eat you out for breakfast lunch and dinner.
He goes searching for that spot inside you that makes you come, and he finds it. He knows he finds it because you’re pulling up up up off his dick with a loud gasp, and he smiles. He wonders if you can feel the smile against your flesh like this.
He sucks and rubs that spot harshly with the firm tip of his tongue, thumb coating itself in your slick before circling your clit. He does that until you’re cryin’, beggin’, tellin’ him –
And then you’re gushin’, all over his chin, all over his nose, drowning him in your come. He’s soaked with it, and he grins, makes out with your pussy some more as it pulses, as it throbs, his own cock leakin’ at the tip. You collapse down down down, resting your head on his thigh, and the precious angel you are, you keep licking up his shaft, catching the drops of pre-come.
You shake rattle roll against him, before lettin’ your pretty hips drop with big moanin’ sigh. His chest heaves from how turned on he is, and the both of y’all know – the night ain’t over yet.
So Im on the first 10 minutes of watching “Out of the Furnace” and hot diggity damn Christian Bale with long hair! So gorgeous. I watched the Machinist Yesterday. I think I’ll the prestige next. But Ive seen that one before.
OMG!! please watch “Out Of The Furnace”!!! Yes Bale with long hair is a blessing to all of humanity 😍.
Yay! The Machinist is so good. Can I just say how happy I am to see your Balehead phase is back❤️
Stop slandering my girl Grace. You know how much I love her!!! I may be the only one in the fandom but I stan GRACE ELLEN BURGESS!!!
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listen i like her mostly!!! i really was obsessed with her in s1 i just think the more they drag her along the worse it gets, they failed her character with bad writing
You already know how I feel about Grace. I love her. I love that she haunts Tommy. I think because deep down Tommy knows its his fault she died. Thats the moment he mentally started to deteriorate. And because he knows she will never have approved of his current dealings. He loses sleep, every night because he’s haunted by every mistake he ever made. Plus Mental Illness runs in the family. Arthur, Their Mom, Polly in season 4. John and Ada seem to have their wits about them.
You’re right. But also Polly is a great example of how Tommy could change, how his current mental state isn’t inevitable. Polly kind of climbed out of substance abuse and depression, partly with help and partly with her own will and partly because the increased danger made her break with old bad habits.
You’re right tho, I think he knows it’s his fault she died, thus the whole sapphire thing. And I don’t think she’d approve of the way he’s living now, either.
Girl, fuck these haters. Clearly you are doing something right because why else would you be a target? I think you are hilarious. I enjoy your posts and banter. So shake them haters. Now to these messy ass anons: you wanna real battle? Come through to my inbox cause I guarantee nothing you say will shake me. Im a bad bitch and I know it.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I love you so fucking much. So so so much. thank you for being my friend 💜💜💜
I was waiting to read your Luca fics in one fell swoop. And Holy. fucking. shit. I did not think it was possible to be in love with him more than I thought I was. I cannot wait for more.
i need to write the chapter that matches with the final and like i don’t wanna cos i’m sad haha
i loved him sfm why did they have to waste him like that? we could have got another season of luca but noooo we get tommy instead WHY
