#danchel

[tooxmanyxships]

Feel free to send me prompts/questions while I'll be going through a shift from hell at work.

You can check out my prompt tag (it's in my pinned post) for inspo if you want.

As always, all drivers (current and past) and all pairings are welcome.

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Rachel : I bought this house with Jesse, my new boyfriend. Been together a while. You’ve probably seen us walking around town.

Dani : You mean the guy with the tight shirts? Carries that man purse? I thought he was your brother.

Rachel : We hold hands… we kiss..

Dani : Well, I figured you were real close.

[rachelberrydk]

₪ - Your muse lays their head in my muse’s lap -- For Danchel, pls

Winged eyeliner has forever eluded Rachel Berry – it’s never even, it’s never crisp, it’s never as perfect as she needs in order to feel comfortable with herself – but Dani Harper can do it with ease, assumedly like every other aspect of the Switch’s effortlessly cool persona. She’s like no one else who’s ever shown a serious interest in Rachel, not least of all because she’s a woman, and when she invites Rachel out for a drink, the submissive is a very, very excited mess. Unfortunately, so is her eye make-up, because she may have accomplished Dani’s vibe with her crop top and leather mini, but she is failing so desperately at her face that it’s almost embarrassing. One wing had been higher than the other, and then longer than the other, and then thicker than the other, and if she tries to fix them again, the entirety of her eyelid will be painted black. She opens the door for her date with the applicator in one hand, a balled-up cosmetic wipe in the other, and a defeated facial expression that suggests she’s made a terrible mistake.

That’s how they end up situated on the tile of the bathroom floor, Dani cradling Rachel’s head in her lap as she expertly, precisely reapplies the girl’s eye make-up. Of course, Rachel is required to close her eyes for this, which is ideal, because if she were to lay there and stare at the shape of that woman’s mouth for this extended period of time, they would never leave the bathroom. At present, Rachel is fighting against the urge to turn over and bury her face in Dani’s lap in a completely different capacity – but then Dani is announcing “Bam, all set!” and Rachel is blinking up at her with heavily done eyes that suggest the submissive would know just what to do if she was between Dani’s thighs instead of using them like a miraculously curvy pillow. It’s false advertising, but the look on Dani’s face suggests the Switch doesn’t particularly mind. She’ll let Rachel pretend for the night, and if she’s a good girl (she is) and she really wants to (she does), she’ll let her try her best (she will) when they inevitably tumble into Dani’s bed. After all, if she makes a mess of it, it only takes a little time with her head in Dani’s lap to make things right again.

[purrpickle]

Random Pezberry Thought of the Day #296

“But where are the gender neutral products?” Dani made an outburst, groaning and slumping down on the handlebar of her shopping cart, “This place is a nauseating combination of blues and pinks and terribly dull colors like yellow!” She turned a baleful eye on her companion.

“Yellow probably is their response to gender neutrality,” Rachel responded calmly. Personally, she agreed with Dani - most of the yellow was too bright and rather dreadful - but she enjoyed seeing Dani’s dramatic side. “Along with pastels, you’re just going to have to wade through it.”

Dani raised her chin up into the air. “As the first of your child’s other mothers, I decree that no pastels are going to cross our nursery’s threshold. Natural colors. That’s all that’s going to touch our baby.” Glancing at Rachel from the corner of her eye, she grinned at the long-suffering look she gave her. “What?”

Reaching out to pat Dani’s shoulder, strengthening her grip and sliding her hand down her back, Rachel stifled a laugh, shaking her head. “Get off that cart, hun. We have a lot of shopping to do.”

Grinning, Dani pressed a hard, quick kiss to Rachel’s forehead. “You’re lucky you’re cute. Alright!” She straightened, waving her hand in front of them, “Lead on.”

But Rachel smiled, shaking her head. “You go ahead. I want to look over my list again.” And, smile only softening as Dani nodded, agreeing, pushing the cart before her as if a shield against the rampant pastels, Rachel looked down, her hand resting on her barely noticeable baby bump. “I promise some yellows,” she whispered conspiratorially, “Like me, I know you’re going to love the color.”

Santana, frazzled and frustrated by one of Gunther’s last minute changes to her schedule, met them in the baby bottle aisle. “We are not giving our child a Frozen bottle,” she snapped, taking the bottle Rachel had been looking at out of her hand, “Do you want our child to blame trolls for everything?”

“If you’re referencing internet spawn or fairy tale creatures, either way, I would hope our child will have more sense than that,” Rachel frowned at her, already quite versed in her girlfriend’s Frozen conspiracy theory; making at taking the bottle back, her frown deepened when Santana only moved it further away, putting it back on the shelf. “Santana.”

“Nuh-uh.” Santana shook her head, turning to look at the available bottles in front of her. “No me gusta. Here...” She scanned the shelf, ‘ahah!’ing and pulling off one, presenting it to Rachel, “Neutral, solid, and most importantly of all, badass.”

Dani popped up from behind Rachel’s shoulder. “Oh, hey, Winnie the Pooh!”

“Winnie the Pooh is badass, now?” Rachel asked archly, unable to stop a smirk from crossing her face, hands planted on her hips. Santana was ridiculous, often in the best ways, but this one, she truly didn’t understand.

Santana’s dimples popped up, and she pivoted, sliding her hands onto Rachel’s and pulling them forward, off her hips, fingers wrapping around hers. “It’s because the mini-Berry, our child,” she grinned, leading Rachel into her arms, squeezing her, “Will obviously make it badass.”

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[rachelberrydk]

Pet play

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

“So, I’ve never actually done full pet-play, but I did make the very recent discovery that I’m a particularly cute kitten for my mistress? So … maybe that can happen soon - ?”

[rachelberrydk]

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Answering for both Dani Harper & Parker Hayes: What’s the best way to tease your muse?Rachel is a planner; she loves lists, agendas, schedules. Give her one. Text it to her without prompting, or come up behind her and whisper it in her ear. Tell her exactly what’s going to happen to her (tied spread-eagle across your bed, spread open and completely exposed; bent over the back of your couch, straining to stay up on her tip-toes with her ass in the air; whirled into your embrace and slammed up against the nearest wall), where and how you’re going to touch her (tits, roughly; holes, deeply; clit, mercilessly) - and then tell her … and here’s the heartbreaker … when. When you come home from this meeting, the one that always has such an unpredictable endtime? The next time she wears that dress you like (and, no, you won’t tell her which one)? When you decide she’s been a good enough girl? Give her too many details but also not enough, and don’t answer the myriad of questions she’ll undoubtedly volley back to you. Don’t give into the pout. Don’t let her touch.The best way to tease Rachel Berry is to let her know that you have a plan, and that it will be executed when you’re good and ready.

[milkymickeyway]

I’ve seen some Mythic Quest on your account lately, so Mythic Quest :D

I don’t know if that means you’ve seen it or not but you really should! Such a good show.

the first character i ever fell in love with: Poppy probably

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: idk, it’s only a season long. Probably Jo. She’s so annoying to me, but still works? I was very curious about her at first.

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

my ultimate favorite character™: Doc and Beans. I don’t care if they’re only in one episode.

prettiest character: Poppy! An angel.

my most hated character: Brad and Pootie are pretty annoying but honestly this show does so well at making me not completely hate anyone? The last few episodes kinda redeem Pootie and Brad lol.

my OTP: Rachel/Dana. I’m really amazing that a show let the main ship for an entire first season be two WLW. Besides that Doc/Beans but :(

my NOTP: ??? Ian/Shannon Lol. I don’t also have a NOTP.

favorite episode: “Dark Quiet Death”. This is probably my favorite tv show episode ever.

saddest death: Theres been no real deaths.

favorite season: welp. Season 1 since it’s the only season.

least favorite season: only one season.

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: I haven’t seen a fandom for it yet 😭

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Ian Grimm.

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Doc and BEANS! I really hope maybe s2 does another one off on them or includes them in some form.

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: N/A

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Poppy/Ian. I think eventually they’ll be a thing and I’ll probably be invested but I liked that the show honestly only has so far really given anything shipwise to Dana/Rachel.

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you…