#dandelion shitpost

[dandilionschild]

My brother and I were discussing freminets little air tank and he said that freminet had it because he’s a little dumb and will accidentally swim out of the Fontaine borders and drown so he has it just incase and to help him get back to land or Fontaine.

If you don’t know vision users can breathe underwater without any difficulty due to the blessing of their archon. But this is only for Fontaines waters. Likely it’s just to show he’s a diver by giving him an air tank but truly it’s a bit “useless” when you compare it lore, especially seeing how small it is indicates he doesn’t seem to dive for very long periods of time.

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Wanderer is a crybaby people should remember that more /j

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HELP MY BROTHER CALLED THIS BLACKFACE SCARAMOCUHE

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My opinion that I might get canceled for is that characters that are inhuman, animals, monsters, anthropomorphic etc and are dark colors like black, brown, dark blue, maroon or are animals or things in specific habitats that mimic real world poc shouldn’t be the only characters drawn as poc and I specifically mean black ppl when I say this.

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I like to think wanderer gets these random spikes where he’s just insanely hungry for foods he wouldn’t typically eat, cravings for whatever reason and they typically last for a few days before going away.

Either from a lack of nutrients or something else he will be seen eating dango once in a blue moon. Probably a side effect from whatever bullshit Ei was doing when she made him

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Welcome to my blog! You can call me Cae or Caelestis and as of may 2026 I write for Genshin impact only. I particularly enjoy asks or requests about Wanderer, Childe, Lyney, Venti, Xiao and Lohen.

ASKS ARE OPEN!! AND THIS USER LOVES FEEDBACK

I make headcanons, analysis and short stories. If I close asks it’s just because there are too many and I need to focus or else I’d feel overwhelmed! Asks will likely open when they are to a bearable minimum

and I AM A MINOR I will not tolerate any asks referring to nsfw of any characters and blogs above 18 I would rather not interact with. I block freely as well.

This is also a semi yumeship blog, I will tag it differently but keep in mind -3-

Tag list:

Dandelion writes —> any headcanons or drabbles I make myself

Dandelion asks —> any asks I receive from users or anons!

Dandelion’s wishes —> yumeship stuff will only have THIS TAG so it’s easier to filter out of my blog

Dandelion catalog~

Wanderer kiss headcanon

Lohen and wanderer being soft analysis

Wanderer doesn’t like being called doll analysis

Wanderer isn’t a good liar shitpost

Wanderer headcanons (can’t find the link currently)

Wanderer headcanons prt 2

Wanderer fanfic ideas

Barbatos fanfic idea

Wanderer eating headcanon

Wanderer eating headcanon prt 2

Currently working on…

Lohen headcanons

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My sister can’t say twerk correctly yet so she says don’t make it kirk instead

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 2500 likes!