Warnings: sfw overall but some might be slightly suggestive. Ex Wriothesley
This is my interpretation but feel free to disagree. I like hearing other ideas
Love when you sit on their lap
Alhaitham loves when you sit in his lap while he reads a book. He likes this position because it keeps both of your hands free and he’s able to do his own thing while still holding you. He especially loves when you fall asleep with your head in his neck. He might land a small kiss on your temple before going back to reading
Childe/Ajax loves this position because he can see your face while he teases you. He might flirt, might kiss, might even feed you like this. He just adores how flustered you look when he does.
Loves to rest his head in your lap
Bennett he loves to rest in your lap after a long day. It’s not that he doesn’t like other positions it’s just that things always go wrong in other positions. This one though feels safe. When you guys are out adventuring you guys may stop and rest at a tree where he will regain his strength by resting his head on your thighs.
Kinich likes it because it’s peaceful. Usually it’s him being the more dominant one when it comes to touch. He might have his hand around your waist when he uses his grappling hook to get you places. His hands are bigger than yours so when you hold hands and he is guiding you around town you can’t help but feel protected. Most of the time when you guys sleep together you sleep with your head on his chest. This is one of the only ways he lets you baby him. He won’t ever admit it but even he likes to feel babied once in a while.
Razor isn’t too used to “cuddling”. Yes wolves like to cuddle each other but they do that by licking each other and rubbing shoulders. Obviously since he’s human he wasn’t able to do that much with his pack. Even when he did, it was a completely different feeling than cuddling with another human yet alone his lover. He liked this position because it is what feels the most natural to him. In other positions he feels a little stiff. When he lay his head on your lap he can feel you watching over him and making sure he’s safe. He doesn’t need to worry about an ambush or anything else that could be dangerous for you both. He knows you will wake him up if you need him.
Loves to see you rest your head in his lap
Kazuha thinks you are pretty so he likes how he can fully see your face from this angle. Even if you turn your head away because he upset you then he can easily brush your hair out of your face and whisper in your ear. He’ll always whisper whenever you guys are like this. Might even start playing on a leaf. He loves when you talk about everything and nothing when you’re laying your head on his lap. He even lets you vent when you’re upset. If you do he’ll twirl a strand of your hair around his finger and touch you in a way that makes you know that everything will be alright.
Xinqiu just likes the idea of being near you in general. He likes to annoy you in this position. He might pull on your cheeks or give you a backhanded compliment. Nothing to make you truly angry, he just likes to tease you a bit.
Durin is still trying to learn what humans do with their lovers. Dragons definitely cuddle each other but how is he supposed to do that if you don’t have a tail? Well he spoke to Lisa and she told him that this is one of the easiest way to express comfort between lovers. He likes how it makes him feel like he can protect you. You’re letting yourself be vulnerable near him and it fills him with joy.
Xiao feels that this is all very new to him. He finds it difficult to feel vulnerable with you. Yes you do have moments but it’s a lot easier when you’re already vulnerable and he lets himself be vulnerable to your vulnerability. Unlike with the others he will fall asleep while sitting up. He’ll keep his arms crossed and close his eyes. He won’t fall asleep until you fall asleep but if you pretend to sleep he will eventually relax enough to sleep as well.
Cyno loves to tell you jokes in this position. He can see your expression and feel you wiggle if you laugh. You can’t escape him if you’re like this since if you try to sit up he can just grab your arm to make you stay. If you have a positive reaction to his jokes he’ll adore the way your eyes twinkle when he looks at you. If you have a negative reaction to his jokes he’ll keep a hand in your hair as he will make you listen to him explaining the joke. He loves how much he can analyze your body movements when you’re like this. It helps him discover what jokes you do like and what jokes are not funny to you.
Loves when you rest your head on his chest
Itto loves this position because it makes him feel super strong. He’ll wrap an arm around you making sure to pull you as close to him as possible. He loves the size ratio between your head and his muscles. If you fall asleep it’ll so boost his ego. He’ll whine if you try to leave that position to use the bathroom. He’ll basically beg for you to come back.
Loves when his face is resting in your chest
Wriothesley is completely shameless. It isn’t even something you guys can do often since he prefers when the valley of your chest is completely bear. Oh you’re not wearing something revealing? That’s okay he’ll put his head under your shirt. Once in awhile he’ll call you into his office just so he can do that for 15 minutes before sending you away like it was nothing.
Thoma is less sexual with it. He likes cuddling in general and this just happens to be his favourite. If you’re flat chested he likes to lay his head there to hear your heartbeat. If you have a decent amount of chest to you then he’ll lay on top of you with your arms around him. He’d like it if you treated him a little like a baby when he does. (NOT AGE PLAY)
Loves to bury his face in your stomach
Gorou loves to bury his face into your belly and let you pet his ears. The first few times you did it he felt super embarrassed but now every once in a while he will gather enough confidence to ask you. This position gives you the easiest access to his ears. You’re free to interpret how he reacts to you doing this. Personally I like to think he’ll let out little non sexual whimpers when you do.
Freminet is very shy when it comes to cuddling. Whenever you spoon him he’ll get embarrassed by how warm your breathing feels on his neck. If he spoons you he will feel awkward. If you rest your head on his lap he will feel super uncomfortable because his leg would fall asleep and he wouldn’t know how to tell you to move. At least when he’s lying on your stomach you can’t fully see his face and he can’t see much of yours. You make him nervous so it gives him a little bit of peace of mind.
Loves to be big spoon
Diluc just finds it difficult to be little spoon. He has been to your request a few times but it feels most natural when he’s holding you in his arms. Most of the time you will wake up to him holding you from behind even if you guys had an argument the night before.
Heizou loves to be big spoon just so he can make you blush. He likes whispering in your ear. If you’re playing on your phone (modern au because I don’t know the genshin version of this) he will distract you by randomly complimenting you. Sometimes it’ll be suggestive other times it’ll be sickeningly sweet. All he knows is he loves to catch you off guard.
Sethos makes a habit out of touching and holding you. He wants you to be able to listen to his heartbeat. Sometimes he will put his head on top of your head or in your hair.
Loves to be little spoon
Scaramouche/wanderer acts like he hates cuddling but in truth he really likes it. He usually won’t initiate it unless he thinks you want to. Most of the the time he will be doing something and you’ll join him by hugging him from behind. He won’t push you off but he’ll tsk or make a comment about you being super clingy.
Tighnari finds it easiest to get comfortable when he feels your arms around him. He does like when you touch his ears but I think his favourite position would be a still one. If you’re spooning him he will wrap his tail around you keeping your side and back.
Neuvillette is a tall, big man. He might intimidate most but he doesn’t intimidate you. He loves when you are behind him and wrap all your limps around him as if you’re a backpack. I love the image of him holding a melusine and you holding him.
Loves when you guys hold each other
Venti loves when you guys are holding each other. If he’s drunk he’ll be a little handsy while talking about how hot you are. If he is sober he will talk in poetic riddles that you barely understand. You’re assuming they’re good things. Likes it more if you’re underneath him when you cuddle.
Lyney loves having someone to hold tight. He’s used to being forced to put on a show for everyone. Now that he has someone who he doesn’t need to put on a show for he knows he doesn’t want to lose you. He will hold tightly.
Kaveh finds that there is to nothing more relaxing than collapsing into your arms after a long day. He will even let out a long heavy sigh. When you hold him under the covers he will be out like a light. Usually he’s an over-thinker but there is something about the way you hold him that relaxes him.
Doesn’t have a favourite
Chongyun isn’t the biggest fan of cuddling. He likes physical affection yes but it’s very important that he’s able to stay calm at all times. He loves you he really does but he doesn’t know if he’ll be able to keep his yang energy at bay if you’re super close to him for long periods of time. Holding your hand is one thing but resting against you is another. He doesn’t want you to see the side of him that peaks out when his yang energy is out of control. If you have already seen that state of him he will still avoid it. When he gets out of control he might hug the love out of you for a few seconds. (It’s canon that he gets really energetic when he can’t control his energy) if you guys ever get married he won’t avoid sleeping in a different bed than you. He has been secretly training so that one day that will be an option for you two. He wants it to come true but right now you’ll have to deal with occasional hugs and kisses throughout the day.
Gaming just loves everything. He can’t choose one position since they all have benefits. It depends on the day you ask him but he loves all positions on this list.
Characters that aren’t on this list
Albedo, Ayato, Baizhu, Dahlia, Ifa, Kaeya, Ororon, and Zhongli. All characters that I fear mischaracterizing or am really unsure.
All other characters must have come after this post (unsure if I’ll add new characters)
A/N: idk just a random new idea, watch me get more and more unserious with every character you pass
Aether
❝Agh-...shit...❞ - he holds back his sounds as he moans and curses into his hand
❝ Mh-no, like that, yeah...move like that...good❞ - he bites his lip as his lust drowned eyes stare up at you, holding your thighs tight for stability
❝Slower?...okay❞ - speeds up with a slight laugh, stopping seconds later to slow down again
Albedo
❝This spot? Yeah?...knew it...❞ - it's rare for you to see him smug, but that smirk he will give you when he finds out his guess was right is something else
❝Hold still for me...yes?❞ - he pushes your thighs apart, settling down comfortably between them as he dives in
❝Some interesting sounds you make...❞ - and he will carve them into his mind. When you're away he will remember them, will miss them, miss you and everything about you
Al-Haitham
❝Keep quite...❞ - there's no harshness in his words, just slight desperation as he breaths those words in your ear as he fucks you on the couch in his shared house with Kaveh, while he is asleep in his room
❝Tell me what you want...come on, you can do it. Speak up.❞ - sometimes the way he talks to you is infuriating, like he's talking to a stupid child. It not only embarrasses you when he speaks so teasingly, it makes you angry, frustrated, and maybe a bit turned on
❝If you can't watch your hands i won't watch my teeth.❞ - you tugged on his precious hair, so he can't help but tease you even more as he eats you out
Ayato
❝Mmm...yeah...❞ - he's rather quite, Ayato hums more, right in your ear with such a disgusting smirk because he knows any sound he does will drive you wild
❝Don't overestimate yourself, hm?❞ - he always says the same as you sink down on him. He knows exactly that his tip just puts too much pressure on your cervix. He might tease you, but he doesn't want to hurt you
❝I got you...don't worry, i got you...❞ - while you come down from your high...did he came himself? No, but it's okay. You're his number 1 priority
Baizhu
❝So...warm...❞ - no matter how many times you two have sex, your warmth will always overwhelm him
❝Shh...you don't know who might come in.❞ - he doesn't take many risks but god he can't hold himself back when you help him out in Bubu Pharmacy
❝I'll take care of it...don't worry.❞ - look, he's a doctor, a people pleaser and helper, ofc he only takes care of you and not of himself
Capitano
❝Take it slow, theres no rush.❞ - says the big guy with the prettiest cock and he doesn't even know it
❝Do you need a break? No?...heh...alright then...❞ - proceeds to rearrange your guts
❝What did i tell you?❞ - he means please, tell him please, ask nicely with manners like he taught you
Childe
❝Naww, someones needy huh? It went riiight in, with no problem.❞ - I bet you can practically hear and see the smug look on this abominations face
❝Look baby i don't wanna hurt you, yeah? You need to tell me when i go too hard.❞ - just a little nice check in for him. He wants to make sure you know you are always free to tell him off, he doesn't want to force himself on and in you
❝Good? Hah-ah-...yeah...thought so...❞ - sometimes the smugness will flatter, especially once he's close...you don't know who enjoys it more, him or you
Cyno
❝You hear that?...Thats you...❞ - he pumps his fingers in and out of you, slow and fast, changing pace. But no matter how fast or slow, he absolutely loves when you're as wet as you can get
❝Are you certain that you really want th-! Ouch why'd you slap me-❞ - he always asks the same, over and over again, it's nice that he keeps asking for your consent but at this point it annoys you like...bro you already been between my legs for like 30mins I had enough time thinking about it
❝Where?...ah-quick tell me-❞ - whenever he doesn't wear a condom and realistically...I don't think condoms exist in genshin lol
Dainsleif
❝So desperate...it's almost cute.❞ - he knows it's basically a long distance relationship considering he's almost never there. That's what makes it even "better" for him when you two see each other. He can't help but tease
❝Calm down, we're not in a rush.❞ - basically the first, same vibe, call me lazy lol
❝Still...gh-taking it so well...❞ - uhhh yeah we have a theme here
Diluc
❝You look cold...i could warm you up...❞ - sometimes him being smooth works, sometimes not, and sometimes he just sounds like a cheaper version of himself (Batman)...or sometimes he does what Kaeya says-
❝Where's the 'please'?❞ - he's so well mannered it's scary, so he expects the same for you too. Say please and thank you
❝Maybe if you would've behaved like I told you to, we wouldn't be here right now.❞ - he says it so calm as he fucks you against the cold stone wall behind Angels share in the middle of the night where any drunken idiot could see...or the patrols...that are very much sober (hopefully???)
Dottore
❝Hm? This? Oh, thats just for documentation.❞ - he records your voice...he literally studies your reactions and change in voice.
❝I won't tell you again, hold still.❞ - he isn't scared of tying you up at all so either hold still or be held still
❝...hm...you're too quite...❞ - he literally wants the Tsaritsa to hear like???
Freminet
❝Ngh-h-hey-calm down or else-!❞ - WE LOBE SUB BOYS, I WANNA HEAR YOU SCREAM, WE LOVE SUB BOYS
❝This is...new...yeah...❞ - he's a explorer but he also wants to be explored sksksksksk
❝So-warm-!❞ - uhm...self explanatory. When he enters you it's warm lol
Gorou
❝Wdym I'm in heat AGAIN?!❞ - he can't help but not be horny like?? Have you seen yourself??
❝Agh-...i tried to br gentle but you just-❞ - no self control, smh
❝Right there? See...told you i won't forget.❞ - he's eating you out, and still remembers your most sensitive spots like it's craved in his mind...because it is
Some randomized relationship headcanons for the wife rotation:
Characters: (in this order –>) Flins, Wanderer, Kabukimono, Albedo, Venti & Dahlia, Kazuha, Xiao, Columbina, Layla, Kokomi, Arlecchino, Freminet, Durin x GN!Reader
Warnings: crack (cause I can't take writing headcanons seriously), meowing/purring, nothing explicit but there's mentions of sexual intercourse (Kunikuzushi, Albedo, Venti & Dahlia), polyamorous relationships (Venti & Dahlia), Freminet's & Durin's parts can be interpreted as platonic or romantic.
Flins:
You guys are already married. You're just not aware of it yet.
Does some weird fae courting shit that you don't understand the meaning of. (He knows damn well that you don't btw, but you need to understand that he has to have that cookie.)
Gives you a lot jewelry that you naively accept without thinking much of it, which is an incredibly dumb move when dealing with someone of his kind; You don't take nor give anything to a fae, as everything can be used to steal your soul, even your name.
Of course, he won't do that (unless...) but just pointing out how stupid this is.
If you have horns he will definitly hang a few necklaces/bracelets on them.
He's not claiming you or anything! (Liar) but other men will see the everchanging set of jewelry on your head and decide you're too expensive for them.
Can't purr, but the sound of flickering flames is close enough I guess.
Wanderer:
Doesn't. Just not.
Relationships, I mean.
You two live in the same house, share the same bed, and every single soul who knows you swears that you have something going on but you deny it everytime.
Wanderer mostly cause he hates everyone, including himself.
He is convinced he doesn't deserve you, but as long as your relationship doesn't have a label he technically doesn't have you. (He's so delulu lmao)
You never asked any questions because you're just glad this soping wet cat of a man is letting you exist in his vicinity.
Also because you're afraid if you do as much as mention it he will go back to the hissing at you the moment you look his way faze.
I just know Nahida was the one playing matchmaker during your early days. Y'know, giving you joint assignments, and sending you to long "research trips" where you end up having to share too much personal space.
Also, he purrs. How you ask? He just does. Teyvat has its own rules. I do not make them.
Kabukimono:
Yes, he and Wanderer are two different people to me.
Kabukimono always liked you, he just didn't realize what where his feelings at first.
That is, until you addmitted to seeing him as an adorable little brother figure, and he suddenly felt dead inside.
Which doesn't make sense! You called him adorable, didn't you? He should be happy!
He sulks about it for so long that Niwa takes pity on him and gives him... tips on how to woe you.
He may or may not have teached him some stuff that he shouldn't have (💀)
I think you know how things go from here on...
No, I will not elaborate.
Actually, I'll give you something: Sex with him is so wholesome because he wasn't raised with human standards and doesn't see it the way most people do. Body parts are body parts, they're all the same to him and he doesn't understand why you feel so embarrassing about some of them.
Since Kabu's a puppet I like to headcanon that he doesn't really feel or get anything out of sex which is another reason why it's so wholesome. He helps you get off because it makes you happy and if you're happy then he's happy.
Just like Wanderer, Kabukimono can purr, he just hasn't discovered how to do it. Yet.
Albedo:
Another fucker who doesn't put a label on your relationship.
Except, he genuinely thought you already knew you are dating.
You had sex together once and he was like "that means we're together, right?" (Vro does not touch enough grass to know hooking up is a thing </3)
It didn't help that you kept coming back for more lmao.
Listen, he cleaned you up and made you food and kept asking you "Are you alright?" over and over again during the whole process. Your ex didn't take care of you that way. You can't just not come back.
It's not until that time he introduced you as his partner to Sucrose that you realized the miscommunication.
You wait until she leaves and then you're like "??? I thought we were fuck buddies."
He's low-key hurt, but when you tell him that you don't go for someone else for these stuff even when he's busy because other people don't make you feel as good he jumps at the opportunity to make shit official.
"A date."
"A date?"
"Going out on dates is an essential part of a relationship, yes? How about tomorrow?"
Cannot purr. Gold had the opportunity to do something great for the world and she refused </3
Venti & Dahlia:
DRINKING BUDDIES.
I think I'll go with deity!reader for this one because I really like the idea of Dahlia being this little guy who somehow got sandwiched by two very revered/feared divine entities only to find out they are actually some silly goofs.
Also the yummy yummy angst potential of religious guilt.
I just know he sits a lot in the cuck chair LMAO.
Something something not wanting to taint you with his mortal hands something something it's already scarligious enough that he gets to watch.
It takes you too long to actually coax him into actually joining instead of just sitting in the corner looking constipated.
Cries literal tears from the guilt, but it feels too good for him to deny it <3
Pillow princess FRFR.
Not that he doesn't like to top or anything, but his stamina is quiet... lacking compared to you and Venti.
He gets so embarrassed about it too (😭)
And speaking of Venti.
He adores it when you guys help trim his feathers. Or just touch them in general.
Pats, rubs, brushes; he doesn't discriminate!
Also you and Venti were probably already dating before adding Lia into the mix. The conversation goes something like this:
"So, a pink haired twink. Barbatos, are we for real right now?"
"He's your type...?"
"... Fair."
Remember; he is the wind itself, which means he probably can mimic any noise, so technically he can purr too. On comand even!
I don't think Dahlia can purr. You probably can tho!
Kazuha:
HEAR ME OUT GUYS! Inazuman noble reader who ran away from their abusive household and their faithful samurai Kazuha who swore himself a blade to them.
Basically the japanese version of the prince/princess x knight trope.
It starts as a two sided admiration; you for his kindness and strength in battle, and him for your wits and ability to manipulate people easily to your whims.
He could've been very well swayed by your honeyed words to serve you, and yet he wouldn't mind if that was the case— (fucking simp.)
That's how he realizes he's in love with you.
He starts writing poetry for you, but here's the thing, he always did write words of admiration and respect for you, but this time you couldn't shake the feeling that the tone of these newer pieces is bit... different.
Despite realizing that he has not so platonic feelings for you, he still treats you the same, if only out of respect and admiration.
Which only makes it harder to decipher what those verses mean.
Essentially, you're just verbally edging each other for like four to five seasons before the long awaited kissing scene.
Never mind, actually Kazuha's the only one getting edged here. You're busy playing detective.
Sadly cannot purr, but will definitly meow if you ask.
Xiao:
Another sad wet cat of a man that you probably had to wait centuries for him to finally open up to you.
You mastered the art of cooking almond tofu just to bribe this mofo into hanging out with you too.
But it's worth it, I swear!
Because now, you get to watch him napping, His cheek cutely squeeshed against the pillows (or your titties, no matter how small or big) and his adorably flustered face when he wakes up and first thing he sees is you staring at him <3
Adepti don't sleep my ass.
Very weird about physical contact. He doesn't know what he's supposed to touch and what he's not allowed to. Can he hold your hand? You did that multiple times before, but is he allowed to initiate it?
You literally sleep on the same bed, but domestic abuse/marital rape is thing, y'know. He can never too careful.
Loves, loves when you scratch his wings. It will take him another century to show them to you, let alone letting you lay your grabby little fingers on them but with some convincing...
They're high-key sensitive af, so he always burries his face in a pillow when you're having your fun.
If you heard anything. No, you didn't, or else you're never seeing them again.
No purring for this one, sadly. Do you think chirping can make up for it?
Columbina:
Hand holding!!!
She seems so dainty, but when she grabbed your hand for the first time, she almost crushed your hand in her grip.
The kuuhenki adore you and like to shower you with small little trinkets every now and then. (Most of which are stuff they took to Columbina and she decided that you might like to have them.)
All kinds of animals flock to you. A bird literally flow straight to your palm once and it was the best feeling ever!
Your dates consist of you bringing a new dish every week or so to try coaxing her out of her man(woman?)cave and take walk out with you.
Basically, you're making her touch grass. (💀)
She tells you that she will take you to the moon with her. Your clueless ass thinks that's just her way of flirting.
You asked her to meow once. She decided that she likes it and started randomly doing it when speaking with other people. (You have created a monster)
Is this what they call facing the consequences of one's actions?
Layla:
Eepi elf girlfriend go brrr.
Stay at home comfy couche dates are the go to way of spending time together!
Since she sleeps mid writing a lot, some sentences ends up being barely legible. You always rewrite those papers for her.
Physical contact!
Doesn't matter what type; holding hands, linking pinkis, hugs of any form, whatever you give she will return.
She especially likes it when you cuddle on the couche <3 and you feel so loving and warm and safe and and....
....She fell asleep.
This position is bad for her back. Maybe you should carry her to bed?
Before you could reach a conclusion, she's suddenly up again!
...It's other Layla on her way to continue, well Layla's work.
No, you don't flirt with other Layla. It feels like cheating, even if they're technically the same person.
You do have cute cooking "dates" from time to time tho!
Can she purr? I'm afraid I do not have enough lore of her yet, so this question will stay unanswered for the unforeseeable future.
Is she willing to meow? Yes. But it's like, the most dead inside meow you've ever heard in your life. So, not as cute as you thought it would be.
Kokomi:
Fish lady!
She has a very specific scent to her, most people can't smell it but if you have a particularly strong nose; I'm praying for you cause that fish stank is strong.
Kokomi baths regularly tho! I guess it's just something that has to do with her bloodline...
Also she tops. Trust me on this one chat, I know what I'm saying.
Something about her being a responsible leader raking care of her subject...
She's married to her work as much as she is married to you, so your "dates" mostly consist of you visiting her workplace with a cup of tea and a few sweets to have a chat while she works.
If she's in a good enough mood she'll let you sit on her lap!
But only if there's no one else around. She has a picture to uphold.
I think you and Gorou team up on Kokomi every once in a while to make her take a rest.
...No, I... I don't think fish can purr.
Arlecchino:
DADDY—
Low-key one of the healthiest relationships on this list (💀)
She seems so intimidating at first but is actually such a gentle lover <3
Her favorite activity is dressing you up like a doll!
I just know your closet is filled with sets of outfits like Ciel's from Black Butler.
She also invites you to Sandrone's tea parties just to have The Marionette's and The Fair Lady's opinion on your slay fit. (She's not dead, shut—)
Everyone on that table creeps you the fuck out, except for maybe the captain and la signora cause they're the only semi-normal people there.
You don't do dates and are usually introduced as an ally of hers to her less pleasent colleagues.
It's for your own safety. Which you know and understand; you don't want to fall in dottore's grasp.
What you do, however, is shopping sprees that are disguised as acts of diplomacy from her end.
The children at the House of the Hearth love you. They always wait for your next visit! (Mostly because you bring gifts to them lmfao)
At some point, they started calling you mother— I don't care what gender you are. To them you will always be mother.
No, just no. She cannot purr and definitely won't meow. Don't try asking her, don't even think of asking her. The consequences are not worth it.
NEVER MIND SHE WOULD, meow I mean— put on a cute pair of cat ears even (You can match!)
Freminet:
Shy diver boy!
I think he'll be so fun to tease <3 like he's so reactive to the smallest of compliments, let alone touches.
I think if you are patient enough, he will eventually open up and start rambling non-stop about his hyperfixations.
Will definitly teach you a thing or two if you ask! But I don't think you'll even need to because he'll probably grab your hands and try to show you how to do this or that mid-rumble without realizing what he's doing.
Gets so flustered when you point it out and has to go cool down a bit. (😭)
Will teach you how to swim if you can't, but fifty percent of your future hang outs/dates will consist of him taking you diving to show you this cool place he found.
I mean, you can always opt out but he's so excited it'll eat at you for the rest of your life if you accidentally crushed that smile by doing so </3
Definitely can't purr. Will meow if you ask him, but he'll be too embarrassed you won't see him for a whole week after. (😔)
Durin:
DURIN DURIN DURIN—
Sorry ma bad.
Can't take a compliment. (This is cannon, you cannot fight me)
Can take headpats tho!
Just... try to not injure your hand with the pointy pointy horns on his head.
Seriously, he'll feel so bad if you do, and the headpat won't feel as fulfilling anymore :(
Very good boy <3 Always eager to please! So make sure to show your appreciation for him to get him used to those compliments and keep that spark in his eyes!
Can and will purr.
He gives weird kid who likes to meow vibes, so there's that too I guess.
This is just for fun! So feel free to add your bits and pieces<3
˙⋆✮ How would some Genshin Impact characters cuddle with you?
various & reader ノfluff, platonic ノ2.4k words
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˙⋆✮ notes: PROSPERITAS COMEBACK 2026 REALLLLL did you guys miss me? i missed writing. i am back and i am ready to supply you all with more platonic fics. do we want an entire fic about cuddling with arlecchino? genuinely think i could've written an entire fic on the subject. my fave harbinger. 4th harbinger on top. haven't played genshin recently. i genuinely don't know if this is lore accurate guys...... 😔 @florinoir <3
Lyney wants to be as close to his loved one as possible. Perhaps it's a manifestation of his protectiveness, of his desire to keep the ones he loves safe from harm... or perhaps not. Maybe he just finds comfort in the contact. Regardless, he's the type to entangle his legs with yours and squeeze you close to him with his arms. He'll draw mindless shapes along your spine and on your skin, kneading it comfortingly to lull you into unconsciousness. It's possible to wiggle out of his embrace if, for any reason, you need to, but he'll most definitely wake up from the motion (he's quite accustomed to sleeping lightly, due to his affiliation with the Fatui) and quietly ask if you're okay or if you need something. He'll be waiting with his arms wide open for you when you return.
Freminet does not mind close physical contact with his loved one, but generally... simply sleeping facing one another, fingers intertwined and knees touching is enough for him. He may not fall asleep first. He'll likely be awake far longer than you will, watching you sleep with a tender gaze. He watches. Waits. Waits until he's sure nothing is going to happen to the two of you—only then does he fall asleep. Some mornings, you may wake up to him curled much closer to you than you remember him being before you fell asleep. He presses close in his unconsciousness, and he may stir a bit if you draw him closer, but he'll be quick to fall fully back asleep. Some mornings, he might be gone already.
Lynette, like her brothers, finds herself quite fond of being close to those she loves. She'll press close to you, a gentle rumble rising in her chest as she absorbs your warmth. Chances are, she'll either end up with her face pressed against your collar, or you'll end up with yours pressed against hers and with her arms wrapped securely around your upper body. She is much more like her twin in that she wants you as close as possible—she finds comfort in knowing that both of you are safe in one another's arms. However, she also is less likely to fall asleep first most nights. Her vigilance is admirable in many respects. She will not fall asleep until she knows for a fact that the two of you are secure, and she is quick to awaken if she senses something is wrong.
How Venti sleeps with his loved one is quite dependent on who is feeling what, and can generally vary. Some nights, he wants to be held by you, head pressed against your chest and arms and legs wrapped around your torso like a koala. A clingy koala, that is. Often times, he'll still be there when you awaken, kept asleep by the steady sound of your heartbeat. Other nights, he is more than happy to have your curled up in his lap against his chest as he hums a gentle tune, letting the calming melodies lull you to sleep. It is mornings after these sorts of nights where you might wake up alone with only a residual lullaby dancing at the back of your mind. He is fickle in that way, but you're sure to see him again in the coming days. He never allows you to miss him for too long.
Scaramouche isn't much of a cuddler. He may scoff at the idea, but if his loved one specifically requests it from him... he'll grumble and mutter about how needy you are, but he'll oblige you nonetheless. As a Fatui Harbinger, he is extremely busy—between paperwork and missions in other nations, he has very little time to indulge your whims, but he'll entertain you at least for a little while, and that is a privilege most others could not even dream of having. He'll lay on his back and let you curl up against his side. He might wrap an arm around you, muttering something that almost sounds… vaguely fond, beneath the layers of annoyance, though you cannot make out what he says. The vast majority of the time, he will not be there when you wake up. He might be in another nation entirely by the time you do, but… it's the sentiment—the willingness to let you have your way—that matters.
Kaveh is nothing if not touchy and affectionate, so cuddling is always on the table... if his loved one can coax him away from his work, that is. He's reluctant to stop working—he just has so much to do, he can hardly take a break now!—but once he does, he is all over you. Leg thrown over your hip, chest pressed firmly against yours, face tucked into the crook of your neck or vice versa... he is a cuddler, that's for sure. Kaveh is also fond of drawing little shapes onto your skin as he talks to you in a hushed and thoughtfully quiet tone. Most nights, the two of you will end up talking one another to sleep, murmuring about the day's events, the latest gossip he caught when he was at the tavern, his or your latest projects… anything is on the table. That is, until his murmurs trail off into little more than soft breaths as he falls unconscious against you.
Qiqi isn't particularly familiar with the concept. She thinks she can vaguely recall being held like that by someone a long, long time ago, but the memory is wispy and distant at best and she's honestly unsure if it actually happened or if she imagined it. This isn't to say that Baizhu has never held her—he most certainly has, and she found herself liking the closeness, it's just... she's unused to it. But if you so wish to sleep with her in your arms, she doesn't mind; she will find herself comforted by your warmth as it staves off the inherent coldness she radiates, both as a consequence of her vision and because of her bodily condition. She will eventually drift off herself after quietly watching you for a short while, little hands clasping your shirt, clinging to your body much like the child she is and the child she has not really been allowed to be.
Tighnari is quite open to the idea, even moreso if the two of you happen to be out doing research and find that it's gotten far too late to make the trip back to Gandharva Ville. It's an effective way to keep warm and it sates some deep-rooted instinct within him to keep his loved ones close. He doesn't mind if you want to cling to his side and sleep there while he is keeping watch; the fluff of his tail will prevent you from getting too cold, so that is no concern of his, and he is more than capable enough of fending off any threats. But if it's a more normal night, he's more than happy to cuddle normally. Tighnari prefers to hold you, but he doesn't particularly mind being held either—feel free to let him know if you have a preference. He won't mind accomodating.
Xiao is a bit opposed to the idea at first, especially if his loved one is a visionless mortal who would easily be affected by his karmic debt. He does not wish to hurt you—that is, in fact, the last thing he'd ever want to do. He doesn't know what he would do with himself if he did. At first, he'll most likely just watch you sleep, ever-vigilant, ever-protective. Not a single thing would dare to touch you when he watches you so diligently. You'll sleep at peace, at the very least, knowing that he is watching over you. Then, he might stiffly sit at the edge of your bed… still watching, of course, but he approaches you with a slowly-growing understanding that he will not hurt you. It is unlikely that Xiao will ever let his guard down enough to hold you properly (or to let you hold him, for that matter). Nevertheless, some nights, you may wake up in the morning swearing you could've felt a dip in the bed that certainly didn't come from someone sitting on the end.
Nahida isn't really opposed at all! She finds it very sweet that humans enjoy one another's company so deeply that they'll hold one another in their sleep. Perhaps Nahida also needs that kind of comfort, even if she doesn't realize it at first. She hasn't ever really been held; she's spent all her years alone and isolated. At first, it might begin with your head in her lap until you drift off (a natural position for the ever-wise and guiding goddess, one she has taken on with many people before you in an attempt to comfort them), though eventually it will turn into you holding her until she does. It really doesn't even have to be at night for it to happen—if the two of you happen to be spending time together, she might find herself soothed by your presence, lulled into a peaceful sleep that she has not been able to experience for centuries.
For Collei, it depends both on how close her loved one is to her and how she is feeling that night. Please don't get her wrong! If she says no, it isn't because she loves or trusts you less than others. She just... finds prolonged contact like that a bit suffocating, a bit difficult to manage. You would surely never hurt her. She knows that. Still, some nights, the contact might be a little too much. If you're willing to compromise, she's more than happy to sleep next to you (similarly to how Freminet prefers to sleep with his loved one). Sometimes, though... sometimes she needs to be held. She likes to be held, takes comfort in being able to press herself into your torso with your arms around her drawing soft shapes on her back, when she wants it. Don't make assumptions, though, and give her the freedom to decide what she wants and when.
Furina is very touch starved—that much is a given. For five hundred years, she was completely and utterly alone. There was no support. There was no-one to whom she could tell her story, tell the truth to, but now that she has completed the role she had to play... she doesn't have to be alone, but it's also quite hard for her to fit in. Therefore, she cherishes all those who welcome her with open arms. She's a little bit hesitant at first in that she doesn't know where to put her hands or her legs or… herself as a whole. It's been so long since anyone has offered to hold her like this. She doesn't remember how to be held. However, once she figures it out, she is quick to melt into your side, as if it were the most natural thing in the world to her. She'll relax into you, calmed by your warmth and your love for her in a way she has not been soothed in a very long time.
Neuvillette is not especially familiar with the idea (though, that isn't to say he's never done it… the melusines can be quite clingy in that way with him). That said, he's very much open to it—there is a certain draconic possessiveness he has over his loved ones, so opportunities to be close to them are very gratifying to his inherent instincts. He's more partial to holding you than any other arrangement. He likes the feeling of having you secure in his hold. It isn't exactly uncommon for him to settle in for the night with a book, using one arm to keep a firm hold around your waist as you drift off to the calming rumble of his voice reading you to sleep, gently rubbing a hand over your back. Other nights, nights during which he's not particularly busy, he might simple settle on laying down with you, tucking your head under his chin and squeezing his arms around your waist, almost as if he fears you'll disappear if he lets you go.
Arlecchino, for all her methods and mannerisms, does care for her loved ones. It's an unconventional care, perhaps, but it's there—present and enduring, the very beating heart of why she operates the way she does. For someone close enough to her, she may grant such an indulgence, though only with the disclaimer that she is extremely unlimely to stay the night. She is busy. She is needed elsewhere, always, but for you… she can spare a moment or two. She'll let you wrap yourself up in her arms, head against her chest, the hum rumbling in her ribs and the warmth pulsing off of her skin in waves soothing whatever anxieties or tensions that carried over into the night from the day. Her nails drag up and down your spine in a strangely comforting rhythm. She'll switch to scratching your scalp after a while (something many of her children seem to take comfort in, she has noted)—gently, as to not draw blood. It's only once you're thoroughly asleep that she'll slip away, skillfully silently, to attend to whatever duties she was neglecting in favor of you.
Il Dottore is a busy man. He spends much time in his lab for a reason, seeking progress and results. That said, he has little time to spare for such indulgences. He hardly stays still long enough for you to get comfortable anyway, abandoning his current subject of study and moving on to something else that catches his interest the second he gets bored or is dissatisfied with the results he is seeing, so catching him at the right time is pivotal. If everything aligns perfectly in your favor, he'll allow it. Though, with consideration to the fact that he spends so much time moving around, you may have to settle for resting near him in a little area that seems… uniquely designated for you, a space within his own that seems so natural, as if it were always meant to be there. He'll continue to work, maybe narrate his work and his related thoughts to you until you nod off to the sound of his voice. (And perhaps, though you may be unaware, he'll take small breaks to simply watch you, maybe even to sit at your side and place a hand on your upper arm until he deems it necessary to move again.)
Yes, all playable Genshin guys (+ Dain) to this day.
Tbh I was thinking if I should add Lohen as well but... it's already too many of them and I just want to post it and be free lol
Tbh… I think I will never do something like this ever again xwx
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You two end up under mistletoe when you are not dating…yet… :3c
Aether quickly notices it, his cheeks adored by a lovely blush. His heart is beating faster and faster but he is not moving. You get worried for a moment if he doesn't want to share a kiss with you, but when you slowly move closer, it seems like that was a sign for him that you do want it as much as he does.
The kiss is short but very sweet.
“Would you mind if we… do it again?” he asked and you couldn’t help but kiss him again, much longer now.
“The custom is that two people under mistletoe have to kiss..”Albedo said looking up at the plant above you two. “You were the one to bring me here… so, can I assume you want this?” He smirked at you when he noticed your reaction, which proved that he was right. You were looking at your feet, feeling so embarrassed, but then he placed his finger under your chin and made you look back at him. “There is no need to be shy, if I had to share a kiss I’m happy it is with you.” And with that he kissed your lips gently.
Alhaitham looked at the plant and then at you. “There are better ways to express your feelings, you know?” Before you could say anything, he kissed you. The kiss was very short.
You were stunned and before you could do anything, Alhaitham left with his book in hand.
He stopped in the doorframe and looked back at you. “If you want more, how about you express your feelings properly first?” Sometimes you really can’t understand his way of thinking, but even so this doesn't change how you feel about him.
You were talking with Ayato, when he suddenly looked up and said “Oh my~”. You too looked up to see mistletoe above you two. “Huh?! I’m sure this wasn’t here before?!” you thought, starting to feel your cheeks get warm. Looking back at the young Lord, you wanted to joke if someone from Shuumatsuban placed it here, but seeing his mischievous smile you instantly knew he was behind it. “So…” his face came closer “may I?” he asked. You could only nod. The kiss was deep and after it was over, you were left wanting more.
Baizhu coughed into his hand in embarrassment after he finally noticed the mistletoe that you were staring at when talking with him. He couldn’t help but think how cute you look with excitement in your eyes after he realized what is above you two. But to your disappointment, he kissed the corner of your lips. “If you want to, how about we continue later when we’re alone?” he asked, but before you could reply Changshend added “Yeah, don’t forget I am here too! I don’t really want to watch you two flirt, you know?”
You were the one to bring Bennett under the mistletoe, hoping it will help you to finally confess to him. The problem is that something was against you, or just Bennett’s bad luck. Not only did someone spill their drink on him, but after he came back from changing clothes he also tripped and brought you down with him. “Sorry! Are you alright?!” He asked, worried about you.
“I’m fine…” you said, a bit annoyed but then you saw you two landed under the mistletoe. “That’s my chance!” you thought, you grabbed both of his cheeks and placed a soft kiss on his lips.
Bennett was stunned. After your lips parted he only could mumble something under his breath, his whole face red. You shyly pointed at the plant and said, “Just so you know… I wouldn’t kiss anyone who I didn’t…like that much.”
You were talking with Childe when he suddenly held something above your head. It was a mistletoe. You felt your cheeks get warmer and when you looked at him, he had a cheeky smile. “May I?” he asked and you eagerly nodded. But his lips didn’t meet yours, instead he kissed your forehead. “Huh?!” You gasped with surprise and he let out a loud laugh. “Sorry sorry, I couldn’t stop myself! Let me apologize~” his one hand held onto your cheek and brought you closer to his lips. But it wasn’t enough for you, you’re going to kiss him again and again until you’re satisfied.
“Did you know that mistletoe are placed to ward off evil spirits?” Chongyun told you while looking at the plant above you two. “Chongyun… do you know there is a custom about it too?” He looked at you confused and you continued “When two people are under it they have to kiss~” It was cute how the information had to get into his head, looking at you without any expression and then his eyes widened while his cheeks got redder. “Of course, we don’t have to do anything like that if you don’t want to do it.” Even if you want a kiss from him you don’t want him to feel uncomfortable. But to your surprise, you felt his lips touch your cheek. “I… I hope this is good too…” He avoided looking at you, his face is now fully red. “Of course!” you kissed his cheek as well.
Cyno suddenly went silent while talking to you. You were surprised by this and asked what was wrong. He only looked up and then back at you. Above you two was a mistletoe and you are wondering if he is trying to come up with some pun. So you waited, the two of you stood in silence looking at each other. He finally looked away, embarrassed , his fist covering his mouth. “Can I kiss you?” he asked.
“... Wait, you’re not going to tell some joke?!” you suddenly said. Cyno crossed his arms “This is too serious to say one! But if you want to, I can-” “No, no! I want a kiss!” You were the one to come and kiss him, it was the first time you saw General Mahamatra surprised like this and you loved it.
While talking to Dahlia, you realized too late how he was maneuvering you both around the room, ending at this one specific spot. “Oh look what we have here~” he said in a sing-song voice, pointing at something above you two. A mistletoe. Looking back at him, your heart skipped a beat and you could see him giving you a mischievous smile. His face started to get closer to you and you closed your eyes, expecting to feel his lips on yours, but instead you felt him kissing your left and then right cheek. You opened your eyes, surprised and disappointed. “Oh? Did you expect something more?” he gave you his innocent smile and you pouted. “Dahlia..” you whined. “If you want… you can kiss me~”
You have to put your shyness aside if you want that kiss.
It was surprising that Dainsleif came to this little party, but you guessed it’s all thanks to Traveler. The truth was he wanted to spend some time with you before he would continue hunting the Abyss Order.
When you two talked, you noticed something above you both. You felt bold so you asked if Dain could come a bit closer to you. He did without asking and then you kissed his cheek.
You wanted to run away from embarrassment, but he didn’t let you.
With a gentle smile Dainself asked “May I?” and you could only nod in response.
His gentle kiss carried all his feelings towards you.
Diluc was talking with you when he noticed his brother smirking at him. He raised his brow wondering what Kaeya found so amusing, only for his brother to point his finger up at something above him. Diluc followed and saw it. A mistletoe. And you too, curious what he found so interesting on the ceiling looked up. The thought of kissing you makes a small blush appear on his cheeks, but he wouldn’t ever force you to do anything. “We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.” He said, looking back at you and trying to hold his composure. You nodded and shyly came closer to him. “But what if I want to?” you asked. “Then…. I will gladly fulfill this request.”
Durin couldn’t help but notice another couple standing under a mistletoe and sharing a quick kiss. He wondered why they do that under this plant, so he asked you. “Oh, it’s just a custom, but don’t worry, if you stand there with someone you don’t really have to kiss them on the lips or at all. It’s just for people who want to do that~” You said and then took a sip of your drink. “I see…” Durin mumbled, then with a slight blush he asked “Would it be okay if we stand there?” you choked a bit on your drink, surprised by his request. He quickly patted your back. “I-if you don’t want to, it's okay! I.. I just wanted to experience this custom with you… that’s it…” his voice was lower and lower, getting more shy with his request. He looked so cute when he was blushing. You gulped, took his hand and brought him under the mistletoe. You could feel your own heart beat faster. Looking into his eyes you asked: “Are you ready?” He enthusiastically nodded. And with that you kissed… his cheek.
Durin was still very happy with that.
You thought you were slick, walking to different places while talking to Flins, hoping to end up with him at this one special corner, where mistletoe was hanging above. When you two finally stopped there you continued your conversation, pretending to not be aware of what was above you two. “Oh my, look at that.” The Ratnik said, looking up. “Oh! Is that a mistletoe?” you said, faking your surprise. “It seems it is… I’m sure you’re aware of this human custom. So, would you allow this humble Ratnik to put his lips on you?” Your heart started to beat faster and faster when Flins took your hand, but…
He only kissed your knuckle. “Oh? You seem disappointed. Perhaps you wanted more?” He comes closer to your ear. “If you desire more, how about we leave this party first?”
Will you trust and go with this fae?
Freminet was very much aware of where he was standing with you. He really likes you- no, he loves you, but he isn’t sure if you’d ever reciprocate his feelings. “Are you alright?” you asked, worry written on your face. “Y-yes, I’m alright.” He said, trying to pretend that everything is alright. It seems with you around he really becomes a little mess. “If you say so… oh, look!” You pointed at the mistletoe above you, making him nervous. Will you want to kiss him, or just ask to move somewhere else?
His thoughts stopped when he felt your soft lips on his.
Then you move away from him. “Sorry, I hope I didn’t make you uncomfortable- mh?!” before you could finish, he kissed you back. After the kiss, you mumbled his name. His reply came out more like a whisper. “You took my kiss… so it’s only fair I take yours as well.” He said, his face red. He refused to take his helmet off for the rest of the night.
Man Chai jumped at you suddenly: “Woah! What happened, Man Chai?” you asked the little suanni. Then GaMing finally caught up to you with an apologetic smile and the little beast jumped in the air above you. “Sorry (Y/n), I don’t know what got into him. Oi-!” You looked up at Man Chai that was above you to see what surprised GaMing that much. The little mischievous creature was holding a sprig of mistletoe in his mouth. You couldn’t help but chuckle at that while the boy in front of you seemed a bit embarrassed. His surprise grew when you came closer. “May I?” - you asked. He looks adorable when he’s blushing. He coughed into his fist: “Shouldn’t I be the one to ask?” he mumbled, not looking at you. Then, you placed both hands on his warm cheeks and softly kissed him.
Your plan was simple. Bring Gorou under the mistletoe and kiss him. If he allows it of course, as you wouldn’t want to make him uncomfortable. When you approached him for some small talk, you tried to move with him to the place with mistletoe without looking suspicious. Thankfully, Gorou didn’t seem aware of your plan, he was happy just to talk to you. When you both stood under this specific plant, you stopped him from talking and said “Oh, look!” Gorou’s eyes followed your finger, then widened when he noticed what you were pointing at. You could see his ears stand up and tail stop moving. “Will it be okay if I kiss you?” You could see his cheeks become more red, he coughed into his fist. “Y-yeah… I don’t mind!” his tail started to wag, this was a sign for you that he wanted this kiss as much as you… and yet something deep inside you wanted to tease him a bit. So you kissed… his cheek. Gorou was baffled, he was sure you would go for the lips. “You seem disappointed.” you said, smiling sweetly at him. “N-no! I -” then you quickly pecked his lips, making him go quiet. Maybe next time you will properly confess to him?
Heizou was aware about your feelings towards him for a while now, but he wanted you to take the first step. This is why standing under mistletoe was supposed to help you a bit. At first, he waited till you noticed it, but even when you did, you pretended like you’re not aware what is above you both. He didn’t like that, so he tried to give you a little push. His face comes closer to yours, taking you off guard. You closed your eyes ,expecting a kiss. “You had something here~” He pretended to take something from your hair and took a step back. “Hm? Why do you look so disappointed?” he asked with a smirk. You pouted. “I’m not…” you replied. “Oh really? Because for me it looks like-” you shut him up with a kiss. But when you wanted to take a step back, his arms sneaked around you, not letting you go.
“Where are you going? I don’t think this is enough for you~”
You’re so cute in Ifa’s eyes. The urge to kiss you was always there, after he realized his feelings for you, but he is not sure if you feel the same. Because of that, he tried to push his love towards you away, he would hate himself if he made you feel uncomfortable in any way.
But you’re not making this easy for him.
Now he wonders if it was your plan to stand where you both are standing. The mistletoe above you both is taunting him. He tries to ignore it and continue his conversation with you till… “Are you serious, bro?!” Cacucu came flying and sat on your shoulder. “Hm? What is it,Cacucu?” you asked, petting the little saurian and placing a small kiss on its cheek. Ifa never was more jealous of his little buddy like now. Cacucu then flew again and pushed Ifa from behind. “Hey, calm down!” you couldn’t help but chuckle. “I see.” you said. Before Ifa could ask you what you meant you placed your lips on the Saurian doctor’s cheek.
Maybe there is a chance for something to bloom between you two.
You just wanted Illuga to feel like a normal guy, enjoying the little party your friends threw. You wanted him to forget even for a moment about his Lightkeeper duties and maybe… get a bit closer to him as well. While you both talked, Illuga suddenly stopped talking and after a moment, he asked: “What are you doing,Paivio?” Turning around you noticed the guy, standing on a chair and trying to put mistletoe above you two. “Erm… helping you guys?” He gave an awkward smile and Illuga only sighed. Before the young Lightkeeper could get angry at Paivio, you quickly pecked his lips. “Woah!” The boy behind you gasped and Illuga looked at you stunned. “Paivio… can you please leave us alone?” Illuga asked and his friend quickly gave you two space. To your surprise, thanks to this move, you learned about the affectionate side of your beloved Illuga.
When you saw Itto, you tried to not laugh. “W-what is this?” you pointed at his horns that are decorated with mistletoe. “Aren’t I amazing? Now everyone can get a smooch from the best kisser Itto!” This only made you laugh harder. “O-oi!! What’s so funny?!” The Oni crossed his arms. “Nothing~ So, where is the kiss for me~?” you smirked at him and you could see his cheeks becoming red. He was taken back by your boldness. “H-here!” He shyly kissed you, you could tell it was his first kiss and this only made you even more happy. “So? Aren’t I ama-” you cut him off. “Hm, that wasn’t that good…”
“WHAT?!” He was shocked. Then you gave him a big smile. “I think you have to give me another one~”
Kaeya surprised you with an invitation to dance. You, of course, agreed, wanting to spend the evening with the handsome cavalry captain. He was the one who led you in the dance. Even when you stepped on his foot, he didn’t mind. When music stops, your dance comes to an end as well. The way Kaeya held you, you could see the mistletoe above you two. His face came closer, making your heart skip a beat. His nose touching yours, you closed your eyes hoping for a kiss.
But instead of feeling his lips on yours lips, you felt something on your forehead. Opening your eyes you looked at him, who was smirking at you. “Thank you for this dance~” And with that, he let you go and went back to the bar. You stood there stunned, but after a moment you went after him. You are going to get a kiss from him whether he wants it or not.
Kaveh was sitting on the table drinking to forget his everyday troubles even for a moment. You tried to stop him from putting so much alcohol in his body, but it didn’t work and before you know it, he was drunk. “You're such a wonderful person (Y/n)... Hic… Always so kind to me, I dont deserve i- hic!” He cried while hugging you, “Yes, yes, I think it’s time for you to go home…” You patted his head, heart beating faster from the closeness. When you helped him stand and started to leave, Kaveh stopped. “Hm? What’s wrong Kaveh?” You asked, surprised. He was looking up, then back at you, before you could react he held your both cheeks and kissed. “MgH?!” When he let go of you, he started to fall. Before he hit the floor, you managed to catch him. With the help of one of his friends you made it to the architect’s home, now you only wonder if he will remember the kiss.
You enjoyed a peaceful moment with Kazuha on the balcony. The little party your friends threw was great but you two needed a place to take a break from all the noise. While just enjoying the company of each other, suddenly Kazuha came closer. You raised your brown and he only smiled at you. “What-” before you could finish your question, he placed a soft kiss on your cheek. Surprised by this, you couldn’t say anything. The samurai only chuckled and pointed at something above you. After seeing it, you only wondered “who placed a mistletoe here?!”
“I hope I didn’t make you uncomfortable,” Kazuha said and you quickly shook your head. “O-Of course not!” He gave you this soft smile again “I’m glad”. For the rest of your stay on the balcony, your heart raced while Kazuha seemed very calm and content.
You approached Kinich, who was enjoying his drink in the corner. Mualani was the one to push you to go talk to him. It’s not like you’re shy, but lately you feel like you’re annoying him with your presence. He may not look like it, but he really enjoys your company, only if Ajaw would stop being annoying whenever you’re around…
You two enjoyed a conversation with each other until you both heard a certain “Dragon Lord” laugh. Above you two was Ajaw, holding a mistletoe. It’s not like he wanted to help you get together, Ajaw thought that you don’t feel anything romantic to his servant so you will only break his heart right now by rejecting him. To his disappointment and annoyance, you instead kissed Kinich’s cheek, making a slight blush appear on Malipo's otherwise expressionless face.
In the end the annoying little dragon helped you two confess to each other.
“Hey (Y/n)... if there was mistletoe above us… would you kiss me~?” Lyney asked suddenly. With such a question, you immediately looked above, but there was nothing. The magician chuckled. “It’s just a question~ Don’t think too much about it~” he said, smiling. “Hm.. if there was… I guess so, yeah. You’re the only one I wouldn’t mind kissing”. The last part you whispered, but he still heard it. “Oh, really~? Then look up!” He pointed up and there was the mistletoe.
“Huh?! How did-” before you could finish, he pecked your lips. “Thank you my dear (Y/n)” you felt your whole face getting warm, but “That was not enough.” And with this, you surprised him with a more passionate kiss.
Mika watched you from afar sipping on drink, he really wanted to go talk to you but he felt very shy. “What if I bother them? What if they find me annoying?” such thoughts swarmed in his head. His older brother's palm found a place on his shoulder. “What are you waiting for? Just go and talk to them.” he said, giving him an encouraging smile. The younger brother shook his head. “I don’t want to bother them.” he said with a sad smile. Huffman sighed at that, then he noticed something and smirked. He pushed Mika towards you. Mika started to panic a bit, not being ready to face you but it was too late to run. The oldest brother smiled and said “Sorry he made you wait for so long! You two have fun~” and with that left you two alone. Mika was confused by that but when he looked at you you only brightly smiled. “Ah.. I thought you would never come to me…” you said a bit with sadness in your voice. “Ah! I’m so sorry! It’s not like I didn’t want to come, I just-” before he could continue his ramble you kissed him, shutting him. When you took a step back his face became bright red, before his legs gave away he saw mistletoe above you two “Ah… so this was your plan all along” he thought before losing consciousness.
Neuvillette already spent many banquets in his life with humans, but this one will be the one he’lll never forget. It was Furina's idea to ‘help’ you both share a romantic moment. She and Navia made plans and prepared many places with mistletoes, especially the ones she knew that Monsieur Neuillette will be at. Now the only thing she needed was for you to approach him, this was a mission for Navia. You were always shy to be the first to start a conversation with the Iduex, always worrying you may bother him, but what you didn’t know is that he always enjoys spending time with you. Navia was the one to bring you to him and started a conversation, but at some point she suddenly had to leave. You enjoyed talking with him, yet then you noticed a certain plan above his head. Neuvi couldn’t help but notice how shy you suddenly became when he asked you if something happened. You only mumbled that it’s nothing. Iduex caught Furina pointing up at something. As he looked up, he understood her intentions. He took your palm and left a kiss on your knuckle, making your heart race.
You’re not going to wash this hand.
After realizing his feelings and learning about the custom with mistletoes, Ororon’s one mission was to kiss you under one. But the problem was, there was only one and most of the time someone else was already standing under it. So he had to ask for assistance. “No way bro.” Ifa replied. “I’m not asking you, I’m asking Cacucu! Cacucu, you’ll help me, right?“ Ororon took some saurian crackers, trying to bribe Ifa’s little companion. “Oh dear! Oh dear!” Cacucu said and went to work. Ifa face palmed while Ororon smiled.
But to his surprise, when he had a chance to kiss you, he suddenly started to feel shy.
You had a pleasant conversation with him until he suddenly became silent. Looking up, you noticed Cacucu holding a mistletoe and you realized Ororon’s plan. Smiling, you held Ororon’s face in both your palms and kissed him.
While you were talking to Razor, at some point he found something interesting on the ceiling. Curious, you looked up to see mistletoe above you two. “Is something wrong?” you asked him. Razor shook his head. “Teacher told me about this…” he pointed at the plant and then he was in deep thought. “So Lisa told you about the custom with mistletoe? You know you don’t have to worry-” before you could finish, Razor booped your nose with his. You were a bit confused, but then understood that this may be his way of “kissing”. “(Y/n) is my special Lupical.” You couldn’t help but smile and kiss his cheek, making the boy surprised, lovely blush adoring his cheeks. “Razor is my special Lupical too~”
“So… I heard there is a certain custom about mistletoes~” Sethos suddenly changed the subject of your conversation with him. “Hm? Ah yes, there is. What about it?” You asked, wondering where he’s going with it. He only gives you a big smile while chuckling and holding the said plant. You couldn’t help but smile back at him. Then, you came closer, but before you could kiss him, his arm sneaked around your waist bridging you very close, your noses touching. “Don’t think about running away from me now~”
You didn’t think he would be that passionate with his kisses.
Thoma and you were tasked to clean and prepare a room for the party. Additionally, Lord Ayato asked you two to put mistletoes in many places around said room. While you were tying the plant on the ceiling, Thoma was making sure you won’t fall from the ladder.
“Alright, the last one’s done!” You said, preparing to climb down the ladder. “I really wonder why Lord wanted that many…Is there someone he likes?” you wondered aloud. Thoma chuckled, shaking his head. “I think he just wants to see people's reactions and stuff.”
When you stood on the floor you turned around to face Thoma. He was smiling, his head titled. “Hm? What’s on your mi-” before he could finish, you kissed him. The kiss was quick, but satisfying to you. “Well, now our Lord missed a chance to see that face~” You laughed and with that you went back to cleaning while Thoma put his hand on his lips, still processing what just happened.
“Did you know that mistletoe, even though it is a parasitic plant, can be used to create medicine?” Tighnari told you while looking at the plant above you. “I knew it was a parasitic plant, but nothing more!” You responded with a smile, you love hearing Tighnari talk about plants. But this time, your thoughts wandered somewhere else. You were more interested in certain customs about mistletoe. While Tighnari started to ramble about it, you decided to be bold and take him by surprise. You quickly pecked his cheek, but it didn’t affect him. He stopped talking and looked at you with a serious expression. “And I thought you were listening to me…” You were bewildered “Huh?! I m-mean I di–” he stopped you with a kiss on lips, stunning you.
“Next time if you are more interested in the customs about certain plants please tell me, I will gladly tell you about them as well” he patted your head, smirking at you.
You know Venti is very free spirited, so you never wanted to shackle him with your love. But it would be a lie if you said that you never dreamed of kissing him at least once and pouring all your feelings into it. This is why you thought this party was the only chance to be that close with him. While he was enjoying his drink, you sneakily tried to put mistletoe above him.
“Hmm? What are you doing (Y/n)?” he suddenly asked, surprising you so much that the plant fell from your hands. “N-nothing!” you let out an awkward laugh. The bard only smiled at you, leaving his drink on the counter. “Is that so?~”
Before you could reply, you were attacked by him with kisses. You were stunned by Venti kissing you all over your face, but avoiding your lips. When you thought he would stop, he finally kissed you on the lips. “There~!” He said, smiling brightly.
You only wonder if he did it because he’s drunk or maybe… he shares the same feelings?
You thought it was some kind of miracle for Wanderer to come to this little party, or maybe it was Lesser Lord Kusanali’s doing. No matter what, you were happy. You really wanted to spend some time with him.
While he was sipping his drink somewhere far away from dancing people, you decided to start a conversation. You were the one leading the conversation, but he didn’t stop you nor leave- so it meant he didn’t mind. At least you hope so. At some point, you looked upm noticing a mistletoe hanging above you both. You wondered if it would be okay to kiss his cheek, you don’t dare to dream about his lips yet.
“Oh! There is my friend! I will go say hi to them!” You lied, just to open a way to run away if he gets mad. “Ah, before that-” You quickly pecked his cheek, surprising him. He was too surprised to immediately run after you- but don’t relax just yet, he won't let you go easily after this.
Wriothesley was amused by such an idea.
He was helping Sigewinne put mistletoes all over Fortress of Meropide, he knew that some convicts get together here, so he was like "why not?" when the Head Nurse proposed this plan. The only thing he wasn't sure about was putting one mistletoe in his office, yet Melusine insisted and even chose a place above the couch for it.
Today was the day you came to visit him. The Duke started to wonder if Sigewinne was aware of your visit, thus insisting on this one mistletoe in his office.
He prepared tea for you, like always, and sat by your side on the coach, enjoying its taste.
“May I ask you something?” You placed the cup on the table and continued after seeing him nod. “Why are there so many mistletoes in the Fortress? Are you preparing some special event here?” Wriothesley chuckled at that. “The Head Nurse thought it would brighten the mood a bit for convicts and guards in this festive season” You hummed in reply, eyeing him. “then… what about this one?” you pointed at the mistletoe above you two. “Is the Duke going to give kisses to convicts or something?” Your laugh was short when Wriothesley held your chin and brought your face a bit closer to his. “Not really, but there is one person I would love to kiss.” he smirked at you.
This was the start of your future kissing sessions in his office.
Varka was drinking to his heart's content with other knights. In the meantime, you were sulking in the corner. You really hoped to spend some time with him, but before you knew it, other guys started a competition with him as to who will drink the most. Of course the Grand Master won, his alcohol tolerance seems to be on par with a god’s. You noticed him standing in one specific spot while laughing about his win and you couldn’t help but smirk. You came to him, smiling. “(Y/n)? What’s the matter? Did you come here to congratulate me?” he laughed. “Hm… maybe? Can you come a bit closer? I want to tell you something~” Not aware of what you’re planning, Varka bent down and when he did, you quickly placed your hands on his cheeks and kissed him. Other knights were cheering, some whistling. After the kiss, you just left, Grand Master stunned by this. “(Y/N)! Wait!” He couldn’t just let you leave after this and he ran after you.
Just like you planned he would.
You came to the balcony of Wangshu Inn calling for Xiao. The adeptus came without any hesitation. “You called?” he asked and you smiled, showing him the plate of almond tofu you brought from the party. While he ate, you talked about the night with others.
“And then they kissed! It seems there is a custom about mistletoe! If two people are under it, they have to kiss!” you said with excitement. Xiao stopped eating. “Did you… stand with someone under it?” he suddenly asked, surprising you and even himself with such a question.
“No! Of course not! If I had to stand under it… I’d prefer it if it was someone I really like. Like you”. The last part was something you mumbled, feeling shy. Your thoughts wandered- how would it feel to kiss a certain yaksha, would he even accept it? Or would he get angry at you? While you were in deep thought, the golden eyes were watching you carefully. You felt something soft on your cheek, but when you turned to look at Xiao he was nowhere to be seen.
Did he just… kiss you?
Xingqiu learned about an interesting custom with mistletoe from a merchant when attending another boring party his family held. So after he managed to sneak out, he immediately went to search for you.
“So if two people are under it, they have to kiss? What if they don’t like each other?” you asked after Xingqiu told you about it. “Well then they don’t have to, no one is forcing anyone.” He said, but your question made him worry you may not feel the same way he feels about you. He brought you to this place where he hung the mistletoe and after telling you he wanted to point at it, but now he is not sure if he should go with this plan.
You noticed his hesitation- along with something else.
While Xingqiu was wondering what he should do, you suddenly kissed him.
”Woah?!” You two heard someone gasp and noticed Hu Tao. Next to her was Xiangling, covering her face.
Well, this didn’t go the way Xingqiu wanted at all, but at least he now knows you two share the same feelings towards each other.
You and Zhongli traveled to Mondstadt. He was on vacation and wanted to use his free time to meet his friend. You wanted to visit the nation of Freedom for a while now, so he invited you to join him.
You both enjoyed some drinks at Angel’s share, talking about plans for the next day. Then you saw a bard clothed in green sneaking behind your companion. You tried to ignore him, thinking he was drunk, but then-
"Yahoo~ It’s been a while, did you enjoy your trip?~” It ended up that the bard, whose name was Venti, was the friend Zhongli wanted to visit. The funeral consultant introduced you to each other, after which the three of you talked. Before Venti left, he chuckled and said “It seems you both sat down at a lucky table?”
“Hm? what do you mean by that?” Your companion asked and Venti pointed at the mistletoe that was hanging above you both. After you saw that, the bard went to get more drinks for himself.
“Are you aware of the custom with mistletoe?” Zhongli asked, smiling gently at you. “Yes.” you shyly nodded. Zhongli took your hand and left a kiss on it. “I hope this is alright with you.” It is, but you wonder if it’s enough for you…
synopsis : some random dude commented "can your boyfriend fight?" under your newest instagram post ! how will your partner react ?
— genre/tags : mentions of murder <3 , this is some random guy btw , lowk crack because they're angwryyyy BAHAHAHA , fluff . . . i think ? , possessive undertones but you're just as bad me thinks . NOT PROOFREAD !!
a/n : what do we think of me adding WOMEN this time ? first time . . . do you guys want more of this content or should i stick to the men haha , lowk more fun than i expected , especially lynette and escoffier !
[Male genshin characters when asked to kill a spider]
[A/N]I know albedo has eaten spiders. Peer-reviewed by my bestie.[I had her correct general placements] Intended as a romantic angle, but could be platonic ig?
Categories in order of best to worst reaction imo.
He smashes it as soon as you ask then says something small and sweet like "You're welcome! <3" or "It's gone. :]". Will additionally give a peck to your cheek after saying that.
And cause I know somebody is going to ask: No Freminet is not more afraid than you are that boy is an assassin for the Fatui. He can and will kill spiders with ease. Also for those who will question Lohen's placement he kills for joy. A spider that you have the ability to kill but not the will to kill is not a fun kill. While funny I feel like albedo being in the 'He ate it' category isn't quite true to his personality.
But otherwise if you can convince me I'll change a placement, if you do a good job of persuading me.
They will offer help and solutions to relieve you of your sorrows. Their first instinct is always to try and fix the problem for you, thinking that it’s the number one way to be able to take away your tears. They don’t mean to invalidate your feelings, they just mean well and want to make you feel better as soon as possible.
They cry with you! They feel your sadness and how it has affected you. It brings you comfort that what you feel is valid— because they’re sad about it too. They would give you hugs and tell you “It’s okay, I’m right here. You’ll be okay.” You feel safe and reassured by them and their feelings.
They’re quiet—awkward, even— so they just let you cry and rant out all your sadness and feelings. It’s not the kind of silence that makes you feel gauche, but rather the kind that makes you think that it’s okay to cry to them. They support you through their actions. A pat on the back, a kiss on your forehead, a hand holding yours. It’s silent, but you still feel them there, supporting you, loving you.
They try to distract you. They know what you like and know what can make you feel better, whether that be getting your favorite food, playing games, or taking you out, they will do it to make you feel good. They shift your focus onto something they know you enjoy– because he never wants to see his beloved unhappy,
