#dandyasks

[dandyseedlings]

ommfa loompha

not to be confused with oof-aa loof-ah's, where they take things into their own hands and kill mike teevee with his own glock

[trolldandies]

Gives you tons of affection

omfg youre gonna make me cry

thank you friend

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Ya trollsonas blood color would be memes.

why are you like this

[trolldandies]

do the ask meme for Kiinai!

01. Full name: Kiinai Ancell02. Best friend: “These guns *flex*”; He has a lot of acquaintances, but no best friend as of now. He’s picky about his circle.03. Sexuality: Pansexual; slight preference for men; slight preference for highbloods04. Favorite color: Slate grey05. Relationship status: Single in all quads06. Ideal mate: Funny (can at least take a joke); not jealous; not fragile; confident07. Turn-ons: He’s a lowkey masochist tbh08. Favorite food: Most things that are made out of potatos; Throw some cheese on it he’ll eat it09. Crushes: “I don’t crush”10. Favorite music: Acid Jazz; Trance11. Biggest fear: That nothing he can ever do will put him back in charge of his own destiny.12. Biggest fantasy: He wants to have the knock down drag out fight of the millennium. That really gets him going.13. Bad habits: He doesn’t take anything seriously; He’s very heavyhanded14. Biggest regret: Leaving someone important to him behind when he started his new life.15. Best kept secrets: He sleeps with a security blanket. His other secrets aren’t necessarily secrets, they’re more just things he refuses to talk about16. Last thought: “Where’d they even find this scrub? Got this in the bag heh”17. Worst romantic experience: He accidentally broke his last mate’s nose while talking with his hands. It was the last of many straws. (He’s been lucky enough to avoid any real romantic trauma18. Biggest insecurity: “Excuse you?”; He has three horns and he’s not really feeling the asymmetrical #Look19. Weapon of choice: His rippling pectorals; Or his fists whatever20. Role Model: He doesn’t make a habit of admiring people. He admires their attributes. He thinks there is no one on the planet worth his admiration.

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faust!

01. Full name: Fausto ??????; He doesn’t remember the name his lusus gave him02. Best friend: His master is his favouritist person in the world!03. Sexuality: He doesn’t have the experience to know his preferences but he’s open to everything; probably poly, he’d literally say yes to everyone who asked him04. Favorite color: Fuschia05. Relationship status: single in every single quad06. Ideal mate: someone who acknowledges him often is literally all it takes07. Turn-ons: Forcefulness? Pull him by the hair or collar and see what happens08. Favorite food: “I like fish a lot!”09. Crushes: Everyone he’s ever talked to honestly10. Favorite music: Bird calls11. Biggest fear: Being useless. Being abandoned (hah haha hah)12. Biggest fantasy: To see his master’s hive and be praised by him wow!13. Bad habits: Oral fixation yikes14. Biggest regret: He thinks whatever he did to deserve to lose his arm was probably regretful15. Best kept secrets: His name. His lusus. They’re secrets even from his own damn self16. Last thought: “Wow, I really love fish”17. Worst romantic experience: If you consider his relationship with his master romantic, everything about it is unhealthy.18. Biggest insecurity: He’d probably be more useful if he had two arms.19. Weapon of choice: His 2xScimitar20. Role Model: His master

Sigh, someone help this boy.

[trolldandies]

PuppyMonkeyBaby was The Worst Ad so of course I've been seeing it on regular TV in the days since the Super Bowl ended

I DONT HAVE A TV SO I DIDNT KNOW 

IM SO AFFRONTED BY THAT AD

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it would probably be tougher when cooked then!

you think so?

i mean grub meat or not theres a way to cook meat to avoid it drying out

like baste it in grubsauce or broil it like a crab

i dunno tho im not a chef

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also as trolls are more insectoid, they might not have blood exactly like ours that stays almost completely in blood vessels, but more like "hemolymph", which insects have. or maybe they have a more open circulatory system as grubs and a more closed one like us as kids and adults. in any case, grubs could have their interior flesh more or less bathed in blood that a hungry drink could just slorp up

so hemolymph is like blood goop that can change viscosity (only looked it up briefly)?

i agree that theyd probably be vessel-less as grubs with some form of vessels after pupating

yeah thats what i was thinking. like free-range blood with flesh-meat soaking inside their carapace 

but shrug