#danedahaan

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Teasing

Harry having a cat ears pfp on Tik Tok

Peter: So, should I install a cat box in here?

Harry: I don’t know, maybe you can put it next to the spider tank I’m going to buy

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Wallet

Harry: We need to talk.

Peter: What's up?

Harry: You stole something from me and I want it back.

Peter: Sorry, I'll return your wallet

Harry: You stole my hear- WHAT

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Girly Teen Girl

Peter, crying:

Harry: Pete, are you alright?

Peter: NO! SHE NEVER GOT JUSTICE!!

Harry: ...Who?

Peter: GIRLY TEEN GIRL!

Harry: You're crying over a girl?

Peter: YES

Harry: Why???

Peter: BECAUSE- Here I'll show you [hands him the phone]

Harry: ...Babe

Harry: That is literally Spongebob.

Peter: Harry don't be racist..

Harry: WHAT-

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Enemies

Peter: How do I deal with my enemies?

Harry: Kill them

Peter: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Harry: Kill them only a little?

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TDIYA

Peter: The doctor said I have TDIYA :/

Harry: What's TDIYA? :/

Peter: This Dick In Your Ass :/

Harry: I wish.