Jan 22, 2020
UM EXCUSE ME DO THOSE DEER NOT KNOW THAT TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT WANTS TO HUG THEM LIKE UGH THE AUDACITY TO JUST WALK AWAY LIKE THAT
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UM EXCUSE ME DO THOSE DEER NOT KNOW THAT TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT WANTS TO HUG THEM LIKE UGH THE AUDACITY TO JUST WALK AWAY LIKE THAT
I was driving down the road the other day
And I was in my van, and this meanie, this aww, this deer, this dang deer just jumped out in front of my van. And I didn't even know what was going on, cause I don't know if I swerved, then i might go off the road and hit a snow drift. And i was trying to pick up Jimmy from soccer, and I, I didn't ask for that deer to go out in the middle of the road. If I hit the deer, then I got that on my mind all day. And I gotta clean off my car. And there's possible dents. But then you know you gotta think about if you swerve they tell you not to do that in traffic class. And I was late to pick Jimmy up and he's like "mom you're late" and he's just, you know, nagging at me the whole rest of the day. And it's all because of this dang deer.
Note: my bf legit hit a deer and he has to pay to get it repaired cause the check engine light came on and now his golf plans are up in the air it's all because of this dang deer.
@taylorswift
I’m sorry I’ve been keeping this from you for so long
Weird creature in my neighborhood
Favourite Taylor moment
oh this is a good one, definitely minnesota soccer mom
My child: mom, why is my cousin called Rose?
Me: because your aunt loves roses
My child: and me?
Me: enough questions dang deer
I was telling the story to a new friend about meet Taylor and she thought it was so cool that I got picked.
So while telling her the story I realized that when I went in to talk to her I probably looked like a deer in the headlights ( that dang deer 😂😂). Even the other people in the room were kinda laughing at me, but in a cute way. My eyes must've been so huge. @taylorswift thanks for putting up with me! Lol 😅😘
taylorswift do you still remember the words to your dang deer story?
