Daniel Dalton(wordsbydan) has watched the Deathly Hallows-1!
RT @wordsbydan: I’m about to watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 for the first time… here we go. #finallywatchingHP
Oh hai Bill Nighy! #finallywatchingHP
“Obliviate” #finallywatchingHP
Severus Snape Comes To Dinner #finallywatchingHP
Voldemort softly stroking Luscious Locks’ wand #finallywatchingHP
Ooh Fleur Delacourt. Bill Weasley you sly dog #finallywatchingHP
Mundungus seems entirely trustworthy and reliable. #finallywatchingHP
We need more Potters… Pottermore you might say. #finallywatchingHP
Ooh crumbs. It’s a trap. #finallywatchingHP
Well that’s what you get for messing with other people’s wands. Silly Voldemort. #finallywatchingHP
I’m already on the verge of tears. #finallywatchingHP
RIP Mad-Eye #finallywatchingHP
“We have to find the Horcruxes.. where are they? Where do we start?” – Ron, on plot duty #finallywatchingHP
GUYS IS HEDWIG DEAD NOW TOO? OR JUST INJURED?! #finallywatchingHP
What! Oh no. RIP Hedwig. GODDAMN YOU, ROWLING! #finallywatchingHP
Won’t somebody please think of the owls. #finallywatchingHP
Billious #finallywatchingHP
Harry like a kid on Christmas who got a shit present. “A fucking snitch? Tha fuck?” #finallywatchingHP
BREAKING: Hey ESA imma let you finish but Michael Bay landed a spaceship on a comet 15 years ago. #CometLanding
Sorry I got interrupted because we just landed a spacecraft on a comet. What a rude interruption to #finallywatchingHP
Rhys Ifans! Brilliant casting #finallywatchingHP
“You’re amazing you are” “I think you mean I’m fucking fabulous.” #finallywatchingHP
“Stupify” sounds like “super-fly” and I’m wondering what that spell would do #finallywatchingHP
Oooh I was right about RAB being Sirius’ brother! Yay for me #finallywatchingHP
Kreacher is like the drunk racist uncle that your parents don’t invite round for dinner anymore #finallywatchingHP
Nothing makes the blood boil quite like an Umbridge giggle. #finallywatchingHP
Dobby! #finallywatchingHP
Plot juice potion! It’s like mission impossible. Except with more toilets. #finallywatchingHP
I’m sure there was a Ministry meeting about the toilet entrance at some point “Yes it’s whimsical, but is it practical?” #finallywatchingHP
*Hums the Mission Impossible theme* #finallywatchingHP
Ooh Ron got f*cked up. #finallywatchingHP
“Are we out of the woods yet?” “Don’t be stupid, Harry, we just got here.” #finallywatchingHP
Horcruxes: Harder to destroy than Nokia phones. Maybe they should smash it with a 3310 #finallywatchingHP
We have arguments like that about the radio in the BuzzFeed office #finallywatchingHP
So wearing the evil object around your neck makes you cranky and mean… hmm. #WhatWouldFrodoDo #finallywatchingHP
Currently: Fields #finallywatchingHP
“Actually I’m highly logical, which allows me to overlook extraneous details. But I’m also fabulous it’s true.” #finallywatchingHP
“You don’t know how this feels! Your parents are dead. And you’re really short. So there!” #finallywatchingHP
Malham Cove! All the Yorkshire Potterheads will know of what I speak #finallywatchingHP
Harry “Dances Like Your Dad” Potter #finallywatchingHP
“Godric’s Hollow” “That’s what she said” Lol #finallywatchingHP
“Do you think they’d be in there, Hermione. My mum and dad?” “No Harry. They are well dead.” #finallywatchingHP
“What are we doing in a cemetery” “Well, it’s a grave situation…” Lolol #finallywatchingHP
PLOT TWIST: The old woman was a giant f*cking snake #finallywatchingHP
Never go to tea with an old woman. More often than not they turn out to be giant snakes. #finallywatchingHP
“Are we out of the woo–“ “No, Harry. FFS.” #finallywatchingHP
“Where is my wand?” I ask myself this a lot. #finallywatchingHP
Mind. I mean mind. #finallywatchingHP
Bambi! #finallywatchingHP
Maybe wake up Hermione before you dive into the frozen lake? No? Okay, cool. #finallywatchingHP
Last minute Ron! Nothing like a bit of last minute Ron #finallywatchingHP
“Kill it, Ron, Kill it with fire! Or, you know, the sword!” #finallywatchingHP
“Hey! I just got back, and this is measly. Sorry I left, I’m Ronald Weasley.” #finallywatchingHP
Ron tells his story about a ball of light and everyone is like “cool story, bro” #finallywatchingHP
Keep off the dirigible plums #finallywatchingHP
“The Deathly Hallows… you know, like the title.” #finallywatchingHP
This animated bit is good #finallywatchingHP
So Harry Potter 1 should have been Harry Potter and Two of the Deathly Hallows #finallywatchingHP
A Death Eater just rocked up channeling Adam Ant so hard I’m surprised his opening line wasn’t “stand and deliver!” #finallywatchingHP
“Are we in the clear yet?” “This is not the time for jokes, Harry. Adam f*cking Ant is chasing us.” #finallywatchingHP
Ooh right in the face #finallywatchingHP
Gambondore had the Elder Wand the whole time. Sneaky. #finallywatchingHP
“Are you le mad?” No I’m LeStrange!” #finallywatchingHP
Is Bellatrix biting Hermione? #finallywatchingHP
“Dobby’s come to rescue Harry Potter, of course!” #finallywatchingHP
Oh she was carving mudblood into Hermione’s arm. Just like Tumblr. #finallywatchingHP
Luscious Locks has some killer stubble going on #finallywatchingHP
“Dobby only meant to maim” #finallywatchingHP
“Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.” #finallywatchingHP
Oh f*ck no. #finallywatchingHP
“Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter.” #finallywatchingHP
Sh*t this so sad #finallywatchingHP
Um… tears. #finallywatchingHP
RIP Dobby. Dobby was a good elf and a good friend. #finallywatchingHP
And now Voldemort has the Elder Wand. #finallywatchingHP
The end #finallywatchingHP
Thank you for watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 with me. The post will be live in a couple of days. #finallywatchingHP
Gonna go dry my eyes and get some fresh air. #finallywatchingHP
