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We have reached a weird point on this planet, and I don’t think I like it.

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#vice news #ashley fike #camels #hump inflation #oman

But this sea cucumber is much more peaceful than a chicken, which is never at peace.

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#jezebel #sea cucumber #rebecca fishbein #chicken #enypniastes eximia

He has recorded four episodes of a podcast about a post-apocalyptic public radio pledge drive besieged by pestilence and death that he can’t quite figure out what to do with.

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#99% invisible #ian chillag #radiotopia #everything is alive #public radio

It doesn't believe in heroes. It believes in sexy dancing, and joy.

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#magic mike xxl #electric literature #helena fitzgerald #joseph campbell #hero's journey

More supervillains who have day jobs as public school administrators, please.

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#io9 #charles pulliam moore #black lightning #kara fowdy #public education

Three years into a five year mission, and apparently giant spiders trying to eat your coworkers weren’t a big deal anymore.

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#star trek #igrockspock #starship enterprise #giant spider #star trek reboot

Congratulations to Vermont, a state where homes are powered by positive vibes and everyone is born with a pair of Birkenstocks on their feet.

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#jezebel #vermont #prachi gupta #marijuana legalization #birkenstocks

Snow in Florida is really, deeply weird and wrong.

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#bombogenesis #bomb cyclone #earther #brian kahn #explosive bombogenesis

Lauren Graham was very charming as Lauren Graham, one of our favorite Lauren Graham roles.

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#romcomathon2016 #lauren graham

It's like the random name generator with the dial cranked all the way up to eleven, way past "Benedict Cumberbatch" and into "megabritish."

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#io9 #benedict cumberbatch #james whitbrook #rycroft philostrate #carnival row #orlando bloom

It’s not every day that the mucus of a living fossil destroys a Prius.

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#gizmodo #hagfish #prius #rae paoletta #slime

“Who gave this to you?” they said. “The King of Sweden,” he replied. “Why did he give this to you?,” they probed. “Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.”

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#the atlantic #brian schmidt #tsa #astrophysics #nobel prize

He looks as much like a cartoon pilot as it’s possible to look and still be a human male.

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#alyssa rosenberg #washington post #chris pine #wonder woman #steve trevor

I'm not saying it's close, but it's better than a Bulgarian women's choir.

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#disney #pocahontas #brother bear #bulgarian women's choir #sideways

“That’s why his best friend is a droid who thinks tactical murders are a brilliant idea.”

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#mediumsizedfountain #cassian andor #star wars #rogue one #k2so

“I liked that he did not cackle or murder anyone with Force lightning.”