[loads gun] shit's haunted

"Tea? Coffee? ...Vodka?" --- An ask/shitpost/moodboard/art blog for @falselyprofound's OCs. Because I needed a place to practice writing them, that isn't tied to some grand project that'll take forever to finish, y'know? --- Tag List | Character List | Toyhou.se

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There's Something in the Pipes A very serious plumbing simulator for MAGS Nov. 2022 Download (via itch.io)

You are the owner of a movie rental store. You have one hour until your shift, and you need a shower. Except the shower is full of blood. Go figure.

Douse it in chemicals, poke it with a stick, and generally make a mess in a quest to regain some friggin' normalcy around here.

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I am in the middle of carrying a fight against some monster in my small town, about to close it out, and my bra-less sprocket brings me a wrench (not asked for) through the head as Im about to put the creature down. So how is your day going?

My goodness! Is it 4:30?

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(reference link) would he take the one block jump for the chicken or the one block vertical for the beef

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rtgames toad vc is also how I read all sprocket dialogue

not gonna lie champ this might be our worst content yet

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Hey Clarissa what's Video Nine's mission statement?

(ask meme)

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Tried to make a venn diagram of how my OCs know each other for Art Fight. immediately tripped over my hubris

(fullview link bc you'll need it)

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(oc ask) hi clarissa how much sleep do you get

(ask meme)

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"people who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on" fuck this post and happy 14th birthday situation woman

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my friend's been watching sora no woto

thank u your friend is very correct

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Daniel D. Dalton (Aftermath AU / Monster of the Week) Toyhou.se | Art Fight

A borderline-misanthropic, C-List actor employed as a drama teacher at U██████ University. Dalton is best known for playing a doctor on a terrible paranormal medical drama that's quality level can best be described as "if Garth Marenghi's Darkplace wasn't an intentional spoof". His character Dr. Lockjaw contains about as much testosterone as one can fit into a labcoat.

Dalton is psychic, albeit in the crappiest possible way. He can feel people's thoughts but not what they're thinking - essentially a permanent radar pinging him on their locations at all times. It's not the most useful skill, but it comes in handy for his secret second job as a paranormal investigator.

Hard for werewolves to get the drop on you when you can feel them coming.

Very fit for his age, does all his own stunts for the show. Some of them backfired, including that time a piano fell on his head. (He walked that off pretty quick, much to the confusion of the paramedics.) Has had to start writing some of his own scripts since the writers went on strike - but luckily he has no shortage of real monster-fighting anecdotes to work into this paranormal medical drama.

Really wants to retire but doesn't like how young most monster hunters seem to be these days. Stop fighting dracula, idiots, you have class.

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please imagine dalton saying 6-7. that is all

2nd level enchantment, concentration, up to 8 hours

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Couple'a pen sketches I did for a meme back in 2023 and then never finished.

Left to right: Hat and Albin, Daniel David Dalton (Doctor Sus), and Twikel.

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Is it time for the annual Sam posting

SAM time all the time babey

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sprock tuah

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△ Bee, do you have a least favorite Pokemon?

(ask meme)

"First time I ever saw her cry. Can't say I get it but maybe I played those games all wrong."

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Spent the afternoon tidying up the dialog box and implementing those sprites I did back in October!

Qintus's head, "eye" and body are three separate objects animated via the Tween module. Gives just as much character as a hand-drawn speech cycle, but with only, like, 6 images total.

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(Oc ask) to the rabbiteye crew, does working in the middle of nowhere ever get boring?

(*Hannah could not be reached for comment because i am low on time)