Specialized singing telegram, Daniel Goldstein, is suing Hilary Clinton for “Getting me into this mess.” After carrying out his directions of performing a “screamo insane version of the song ‘silent night’ with the words ‘your father is going to ruin this country’” to first daughter, Ivanka Trump, and her family, Goldstein has received unforeseen negative feedback, hate, and criticism on the internet. Goldstein revealed this information in his first address to the press regarding the event, “It was never my idea to go yell at a family on their vacation. No sane person just voluntarily decides to go shout nonsense at famous people who will put you on the media for your actions. But, I had a message to deliver, and it’s my job to deliver it. I wouldn’t usually breech client confidentiality, but I think I was really set up for this one. Mrs. Hilary Clinton really let me down on this one.”
Sources confirm that he is suing Hilary Rodham Clinton for 60 million dollars. For emotional damages, public slander, and reputation murdering as well as failure to reimburse the JetBlue ticket necessary for Goldstein’s passage, Goldstein has sworn to “take a chunk out of her safety net.” Daniel has quit singing and disassociated himself with most things, hoping not to make a bigger dent on the image of his community and way of life than he already has.